Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mrs Slocombe is not prepared to share her personal space. 010
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Happy Caturday folks! Mrs Betty Slocombe is striking a pose. Do not be fooled by the angelic expression….. 0174
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My house guest has been taken aback by the girls’ sleeping for the last 8 hours straight. 020
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The ladies have too much time on their hands and so are busy attacking my knitting. 040
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I was just trying to eat my breakfast in peace and catch up with the Archers! 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Looks innocent but yesterday she looked me dead in the eye and put both front paws in the mayonnaise on my lunch. Didn’t even have the decency to lick them afterwards. 040
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 19/04/2026We will now spend half and hour in total chaos with little regard for the soft furnishings. 010
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Any guesses as to what I have failed to do this morning? 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Dame Barbara has not fully forgiven me for going away for two days. Apparently she is board just for the electric blanket. 010
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Dame Barbara playing hide and seek with Mrs Slocombe. Happy #Caturday folks. 050
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My editor was of absolutely no help to the writing process today. 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I literally just finished ironing that pile of table linen! 142
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The overlords are taking the air this afternoon. Happy #Caturday 060
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The response I got for foolishly waking Mrs Slocombe this morning. 082
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It’s like having teenagers. There was an absolute refusal to get up this morning. 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I have just reminded Mrs Slocombe that she is not allowed on the kitchen counter. She clearly does not care for my opinion. 0101
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Mrs Slocombe is cocking an ear so she can hear me telling her that yes, she is the prettiest kitty in the whole world. 061
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 09/03/2026It’s definitely all a bit too much today for Mrs Slocombe! 020
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Happy #Caturday. Dame Barbara is taking it easy today. 040
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Honestly you’d think Dame Barbara would appreciate the beautiful Folio Society edition of Rebecca but no. More interested in eating the packaging. 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Dame Barbara claims she is petsitting but is really just sleeping on top of the heat lamp. 020
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Mrs Betty Slocombe’s hide and seek strategy proves to be somewhat flawed. 020
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Dame Barbara had stolen the tweezers I need to feed live worms to the bearded dragon I am pet sitting 😱 020
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Dame Barbara at full explosive force in the brief period of wakefulness she is prepared to endure. 010
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Negotiations to end workplace bullying for treats have ended and my superiors have agreed to eat from a specially purchased porcelain bowl but only if they are in my direct presence. Oof! 020
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Here Mrs Slocombe sits on her sister’s head - her favourite wrestling move. 051
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Dame Barbara Cartland’s only form of cardio. The other 23 hours and 50 minutes are spent sleeping and eating. 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Spoke too soon…. It’s like the ‘spit wash’ your nan gave you before a wedding when you were 5. 030
Dr Kerry G @kerrygoth.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Dame Barbara and Mrs Slocombe are not aesthetically pleased by a new ornament. They register their protest. 020
Reposted by Dr Kerry GMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas. 23372623894