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My Necessary Explanation @saucer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sweet kerry kafka
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 10/10/2026
genuinely shot awake terrified this morning after a nightmare where i was in college and i asked to move to a different dorm and it triggered a series of events that got me caught up in a giant legal investigation that ruined my life. And I’ve never lived in a dorm by the way
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 10/10/2026
i dont know what is wrong with me that makes this happen but most of the nightmares that i have are incredibly bureaucratic. When i go to sleep and the darkness inside of me comes to the front of my mind the terrible thing that rises to the surface is complex and inescapable systems of social rules
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
Yall mind if I #CovetDat
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
if i was the shadow dragon i would not go anywhere fucking near the blade of light. i would steer clear and go hang out elsewhere
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
actually literally just thought “it would be awesome if there was a good Star Wars tactics game” and just suddenly remembered there is and I played it and it was awesome
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
thank you skeleton dragon. Scary and beautiful beast
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
im not small enough. We have to become smaller
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/10/2026
this article is really good with a lot of well researched interviews and perspectives and context as to what was going on in the studio. but sometimes. sometimes there's really only one sentence that speaks louder than all the others
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
tonight we’re drinking from the insanium glassware
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
tonights gonna be evil AF
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
bro tonight’s going to be a meditation on violence
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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MAGIC IS MADE MANIFEST Sealed Fortress, my dungeon-crawling rpg is out now! This has been my biggest project ever, check it out! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/... itchio: minasheep.itch.io/sealed-fortr...
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
wolves are very cool i agree. but you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to em
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
absolutely insane palantir ad i saw through the window of the train this morning. literally said “what the hell” out loud. type of shit that sarah palmer was watching on tv
really scary wolf baring its fangs in the dark for some reason
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 09/10/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 05/10/2026
haven’t played it before, but am working through the catalog of fire emblem games generally. taking a break from fortunes weave soon to play path of radiance or awakening and then will just continue bouncing around the series
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 05/10/2026
it is a phenomenal title. so incredibly sharp and weird and memorable and implies so much while also basically being “what it says on the tin”
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 05/10/2026
has there ever been a video game title better than “genealogy of the holy war”
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a six panel comic of me sitting at a counter and thinking.

i think “someday i’ll write a comic that fixes things”

“something pithy and organic”

“that ends exactly when it should”

i then sit unmoving for three more panels.

END.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[54321] Unc got a bald head, John Fetterman
Walk in, get lit at a Democrat party
Get a bitch pregnant at a Republican Party
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
lmfao. i think all we said was “it’s not really our thing”
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
cousin zoned
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
im imagining it
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
lmao i just learned that if you bring two ppl who hate a play to the theater to see it together they’ll still get a lot of support points because they’ll bond over being haters
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's Fabio Friday by the way
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 02/10/2026
always got your back
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 02/10/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
I know that’s right
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
My momma told me that if I don’t have anything nice to say I shouldn’t say anything at all. So what I can say is that the magic system is quite a nice upgrade from the other games
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
it’s ok to not like Elden Ring. Good even. Some of the most beautiful women I know don’t like Elden Ring
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It’s been like 24 hours and I still can’t read this paragraph without bursting into laughter
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
i finished part 1 of theodora’s route and have officially entered into procrastination territory. things will be different this weekend
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
i spend 8 health to use my warp blaze art and appear 2 tiles away from you but you are now immobilized
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
i have become an utterly useless person since fire emblem came out. i go to work for 8 hours a day and then i come home and have to fight my desire to play 700 hours of fire emblem. and i often lose the fight
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 07/07/2023
99% of Earth’s population to experience ‘moment of brightness’
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/09/2026
That moment when you just are
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 30/09/2026
That awkward moment when my legions advance upon you in wedge formation shattering your defensive line
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the poison heals the skeleton >>>
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 29/09/2026
kerry stocks crashing right now but the q4 boom will be astronomical
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 29/09/2026
Kerry spotted
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flug standing proudly "at age 4 i understand it all" they think. this is because its their birthday
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
it’s 2026 battle sex is pretty much value-neutral
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
everything is give and take in this world
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
dietrich fire emblem is basically like hisoka hunter x hunter if he was a less interesting character. But dietrich isn’t a pedophile and hisoka is so really what can you do
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
you laugh now but just wait for the needle drop 21 minutes in.
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
it would be called Mortymorphosis and it would feature heavily in YouTube videos called “The Dark Philosophy of Rick and Morty”
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
wouldn’t be surprised if this episode already existed
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
episode of Rick and Morty you could write if you were having a slow day at work
writing a Rick and Morty episode would be so easy

true as hell
BUUUUUUUURP
im rick!

Morty: Rick? Rick are you in there? Th-the garage is locked! Rick?
In the garage a giant bug is laying on the bed on its back
Rick: Fuuuuuck Morty. Morty I turned into a bug again. Fuck I was doing a bit Morty I was a travelling salesman. Have you ever read Metamorphosis Morty, I was gonna do a Metamorphosis bit but I’m stuck on my back now. Morty I’m a (burps) buug!! And I’m stuck on my back I’m doing a Kafka bit!
(Morty listens through the garage door and only hears scuttling and bug noises)

hahaha Morty fuck I can’t get up Morty!! I can’t get to the door!! You have to open the door I can’t get to the door because I’m on my back!!!
I’m some sort of monstrous vermin!! Don’t come in I’m gonna hide under the couch!! later in the episode they clear all the furniture out of the garage because he likes climbing on the walls and ceilings
Fuck I’m forgetting how to be human Morty!!!! I’m gonna be full time bug now!!! I was always plagued by the human exchanges that don’t ever become intimate and now I’m a bug!!!
That’s how easy it would be
I’m bug Rick!! (He turns to the camera) you guys remember that one. Like the pickle episode! We have fun here. We’ll be back folks don’t forget to tip your waitress!
Summer th-th-th-there’s a giant bug in the garage and I think it’s Rick! We have to go the bug planet Summer! It’s a Summer and Morty adventure! We’re gonna do a bug planet B plot!
See what I mean

slow work day
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 28/09/2026
My causality… It’s like it’s been… Altered…
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