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VJ Dance

@kerry-s.bsky.social
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Avid reader, sarcastic, opinionated, fully aware of my own shortcomings, three cats, thrifter, couch potato. I'm that mythical person who doesn't like James Patterson.

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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 9h
That’s a nice tush!
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 9h
Kelly Clarkson is furious at the Country Music HOF after they refused to let her buy Minnie Pearl’s hat, that clearly had a price tag on it!
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is there a TTP signing tour scheduled?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What about a wife with artificial boobs? Artificial lips? Cheeks? Eyebrows?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s never forget that George Conway is and has always been, staunch republican. He hates Trump (so do I) because Trump took power away from the old guard GOP. He’s no friend of ours just because we share a common enemy ,
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The lawyer for cockroaches in a Miami jail reports they’re being forced to live in a Tate Brothers infested cell.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get James Patterson to put his name on the cover. People will buy a phonebook if it has James Patterson attached to it.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and you had to scrape your teeth across it to get every last taste of it.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#svengoolie Actors throwing spears at Toto went on to play storm troopers in Star Wars
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Obama wouldn’t us someone’s funeral to score political points.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#svengoolie all of those poppies and not an American Legionnaire to be found.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tonight’s episode of #svengoolie is brought to you by the letters Em and Oh!
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What about that new Buc-ees they put in orbit?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jim never has a Second Cup at Home
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do you call this look?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when our so-called elected leaders had a better sense of decorum that to call each other dirtbag?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NYC looks out for NYC. You should be bringing up your concerns with the PR government.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somewhere, Brock Turner is seeing this and thinking “Finally! I caught a break!”
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@funforallages.bsky.social How about an episode featuring knock-off brands? Some of them were even better than the original, but not very many of them. Remember when Pillsbury tried to take on Kool-Aid with Funny Face? Oh Yeah! ? How about Oh No!?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Read the book 4-5 times. I’ve seen the movie a couple of dozen times.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You need to start flipping tables.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
El Chupacabra!
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When they’re not eating our pet dogs and cats, they’re co-ed dancing in public!
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She looks nervous
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many animals learn sign language easily than humans do. Most animals communicate visually rather than verbally. The last dog we had, picked up signs for sit, stay, come, down and off, before they learned the words.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@blacktopkid.bsky.social I suppose you’ll be putting on airs now :)
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
86 years later and you don't have to update or change a single thing. From "The Great Dictator" released in 1940 www.charliechaplin.com/en/synopsis/...
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Charlie Chaplin : The Final Speech from The Great Dictator
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From the Dept. of Defense Against Distraction
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two pilots, probably buddies, barked at each other over the radio and we have a “furry” problem, but this howler monkey roam the halls of congress and no one says a word. @theauthorguy.bsky.social
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was told Kiwi are a healthy snack. They said eat the skin. It’s where all the nutrients are. I tried it and it’s like what I’d imagine French kissing a cat would be like.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you accidentally see The Picture of Dorian Gray.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
According to Tommy Tuberville, Qantas Airlines has some ‘splaining to do
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The veterinary industry has become mercenary.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Svengoolie If we learned only one thing from the Scooby gang, it’s always the gardener
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When it came out that Lauren Boebert has been involved in lesbian affairs with members of her staff, she left town lickity-split
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know I’m lying. You know I’m lying. I know that you know I’m lying. You know that I know I’m lying. And yet, I keep on lying. It’s like a little game we play. Who am I?
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don’t be fooled by the numbers. Donald Trump might only have a 27% approval rating, but those assholes would vote for him in a minute if the election was held tomorrow.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s all black authors, Not all black authors are in that category but all of the authors in that category are black. Carl Weber is probably the most popular author in the genre. More stores are phasing out the separate category and incorporating those books into the proper categories.
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VJ Dance @kerry-s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go into most bookstores and find the “urban fiction” section. You’ll see a particular similarity among them.
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