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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have a near supernatural ability to put holes in socks. By 'supernatural ability', I really just mean 'rough feet'. #pediatry #FootIck

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

A small segment of my soul dies every time I hear the phrase "picky bits" or "picky tea". 😖 #IrrationalHates

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Why do so many young folk pronounce the word "ASK" as if the 'S' & 'K' were switched? Incapability or a Gen Z affectation? Arks-ing for a friend. #GenZ #EnglishLanguage #YoofSpeak

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Peter Mandelson's so dodgy he's been approached to work for FIFA

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I really don't get the logic of holding the opening ceremony after the games have started? Happens in the summer #Olympics too... I guess curling is the 'antipasti'? #WinterOlympics #Milano #Cortina #TeamGB

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

12 more prisoners released in error: www.bbc.com/news/article... how can Lammy defend this? It's like blaming a late-running bus because it's not solar-powered. Surely the first thing u check before releasing a prisoner is "should we be actually be allowing this person to leave prison"? #UKprisons

bbc.com

Twelve more prisoners released in error, with two still missing, says Lammy

The releases happened in the past three weeks, coming on top of 91 prisoners who were freed by mistake between April and October.

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Amazing serendipity - I opened up Bluesky and see this post first with "Deeper And Deeper" playing in the background. #Charlatans

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Isn't the bigger question here, why the blazes nurses are forced to pay to park at their own place of work? I could understand it in a large city centre, but this is Rugby! #BrokenNHS BBC News - Warwick Hospital nurse fined 23 times for using staff car park - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Warwick Hospital nurse fined 23 times for using staff car park

Warwick Hospital nurse Mary Bates has a valid permit for the car park.

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Looks like MON is ogling the young lady in the advert. 😏

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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 01/08/2025

More than 60,000 Palestinian people have been killed by the Israeli government. Meanwhile, our government refuses to recognise Netanyahu's genocidal plans and continues to arm and train his regime. Shame on them.

60,000 dead
With list of names of Palestinians who have been killed in the background. Available here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/interactive/2025/israel-gaza-war-children-death-toll/

Green Party
Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Mice don't particularly like cheese - but it was usually all that poor people had to set mousetraps with back when they were first invented. Chocolate preferable! 😊

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Can't remember seeing it this hot in my study before... #heatwave2025 #weather #UKswelters

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

"If you want to avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing." -Aristotle #wisdom #quotes #GreekPhilosophy

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

WASTARDS n.pl. Collective term for people who simply cannot be bothered to recycle properly. As in, "I've got the right hump - all the wastards are in the office today... 😒"

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

🚨🌱 The Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. Please join me in signing the @campaignforthearts.org petition to remind the UK Govt: the arts make our lives happier & our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them. www.campaignforthearts.org/petitions/sp...

campaignforthearts.org

Petition: Make the arts part of UK National Renewal | Campaign for the Arts

The Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. The arts make our lives happier and our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them.

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Wordle 1,377 2/6* Well, that went well... ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

The word "wazok" is long overdue a revival... #justsaying

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I'd happily give any London Mayor a knighthood for NOT wasting £4m on the #NewYear2025 fireworks. Unacceptably wasteful when there are so many in need. #NewYearsHonours

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

As the old saying goes... "A mince pie a day keeps the judge from Britain's Slimmer Of The Year awards away.' #MincePies #ChristmasFood

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

The disappointment of finishing my lunch today was almost externally palpable... 😒 #LuxuryMealDeal

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Wouldn't get away with that first headline nowadays... 😂

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I listened for 42,662 minutes in 2024. A high number but never time wasted. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

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My 2024 Wrapped – get yours

2024 Wrapped

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I did a photo of a #redkite - quite a decent one, considering i only had my phone and was walking the dogs... 😊 #chilterns #raptorsofbluesky #WestWycombe

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

"The only place where we can exercise our freedom of choice is in the present." -Edith Eger. This is so incredibly true, yet not realised by so many. The past is gone, the future may never happen.

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Classic Ainsworth winning with 19% possession, and great #NewManagerBounce for Salop.

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Have no fear, I'm not one of those people that humblebrags each day they complete #Wordle , but when I do it in 2 goes, y'all gonna know about it. 😊 Wordle 1,252 2/6* ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Will never be another. Leggenda.

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Thank u mate - I still can't make my mind up about Threads, u there too?

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Dave Chapman @kerlmann.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently - and slower - than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges... #1stWorldProblems

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