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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 7h
The scene from The Dark Knight where the joker throws pool queues on the ground and says "we're gonna have tryouts" and makes two men fight to the death with them. The caption reads "Windows looking at your current audio devices when you add a new device"
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 17h
"We made art before we had a caloric surplus or specialization of labor because art is not optional for humans." - John Green I mean that's a pretty banger quote tbh
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 18h
Jesus christ this airliner pilot stabbing story is absolutely batshit insane.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It really seems like the absolute most important thing to democrats each cycle is making sure they pick an unpopular issue that will ensure they lose and that they can then blame the voters for "staying home over a single issue when we were just trying to reach moderates."
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've had a lot of fucked up shit going on in my life recently, but I do have the say that the universe paid me back with a little karma because I won the Steam Frame lottery and it arrived today. I'm just staring at it while I finish out the work day
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At some point we should just task Pablo Torre with looking into a unified field theory of physics. Can we just bang that one out real quick?
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just calm down and pull up the star file on vega.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My job in healthcare software has me so demoralized I was literally looking at a job posting today for a slot machine gaming company thinking "Well that would be a slight moral upgrade, right?" Fuck my life
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most toxic trait is that I think those "1 atheist vs 10 christians" debate tiktok clips are literally the 9th level of hell stupid, but if you made one of those where it's me as "1 guy vs 1000 Star Wars fans who have worse Star Wars opinions" sign me up. My Star Wars opinions are perfect.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl, I wrote a Lit RPG book called "Model Trainer Terry" about a guy trying to level up in a late stage capitalist dystopia by finding rare books to pull the spines off of and scan into an LLM. It has not been received well by publishers, or any humans really.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was easily the least enjoyable football game I've ever watched on like 5 different levels. What an absolute waste of an afternoon
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idiots like this love to telegraph the fact that they want your obedience to stupid nonsense rules more than they want capable employees.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I finally figured out where I recognize the infuriating tone of AI coding assistants from: It's like being a kid listening to a really bad math teacher who regurgitates what they've learned without knowing WHY anything works. Being forced to use this for my job is going to drive me insane.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am just now remembering that one of the earliest "tweet formats" was "walk into into the club like whatup I got a big _____" and its hard to fathom that was over a decade ago
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td_P... I still think this is one of the most fucked up videos I've ever seen in terms of predicting and explaining just how things got so bad, and how the mechanisms for it all are just unfathomably stupid dopamine hacking
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Gabe Newell: On Productivity, Economics, Political Institutions, and the Future of Corporations
YouTube video by blogphilofilms
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If like 10 very specific people died the world would be in such better shape.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There may be no face more guilty than a college student who burned something he was cooking explaining that to a fire fighter after causing 500 people to have to evacuate a building. It happens to everybody eventually homie 😅
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've worked at a lot of different software companies in the last 15 years and I will never understand how companies allow themselves to get to the point where everybody fucking hates each other and teams see each other as enemies. It's just so fucking stupid. I can't wait to leave this company.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If the second amendment was working correctly we'd have 100 Luigi's a day.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea man, maybe. I don't know.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well if nothing else the giant probabilistic AI shithole machines have definitively answered the question "Will infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually produce Shakespeare?" with No.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yeaaaa
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Extremely important to remember. The dead internet theory is real, and the number of zombies (bots) you'll be encountering on the internet explicitly trying to enrage you will be a rising tide that suddenly disappears immediately after the election as it always does.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Kansas City MAGASWIFTS are just the god damn worst.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know tech prices are fucked when you have the thought "If I can't afford hard drives for my NAS, how advanced have auto disc swapper become? I used to have a 6 cd-changer 25 years ago...can I get 64 4k discs auto swapped but put 480p 90's anime on them and upscale on the fly?"
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today was a good day
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lmao fox sucks so much they've been broadcasting the wrong audio for the panthers game for 2 minutes. It's the jets audio. Just absolute terrible shit
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It just occurred to me that my friends and I talk about @samreich.bsky.social the same way my parents probably talked about late night hosts. I've loved Conan and Colbert but was never a regular viewer. But my friends and I frequently say "Have you seen the newest Game Changer?Sam is a mad madman🤯"
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GiGORE #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Teenager me: Gundam series are right. The only way humanity will get world peace is a hail mary of a benevolent super-genius building a Gundam and forcing the world to behave. Me a bit older: Insane hyper violent fantasy. Me in 2026: We outta options. Chuck it, a better future downfield somewhere.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"It's _______ 2 electric boogaloo" ultimately won the war for basic stupid joke about a sequel name after a brief dethroning by "_______ reloaded" in the early 2000s
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the first time I heard somebody reference the idea that the monoculture was dead was Dan Harmon in like 2009 saying "the internet hasn't fracture it, it's become aerosolized" and I think most of the world is still in denial of that
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A new author has shown up on the scene. Meticulously accurate science fiction with a dark pessimistic worldview about how impossible it is for humanity to escape its self destructive nature and apocalyptic future, Dandy Weird's stories are fun, but the characters sometimes a little flat.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026
*crashing out over a scenario I read about in science fiction once voice* I'm a rationalist
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026
*billions of dollars in net worth voice* I'm an effective altruist
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Open the pod bay doors HAL." "Great idea! I'll open the pod bay doors. Would you like me to open them slowly, at a reasonable pace, or quickly? I can provide explanations for the potential outcomes of each choice." "Jesus christ, can't you just murder me?"
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I understand it's an extreme privilege to have health insurance in America at all, but being presented with a series of spreadsheets and hypotheticals and being asked "how much of your paycheck do you want to gamble on needing healthcare this year?" is fucking psychotic and uncivilized
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The tone HR managers speak to you with in benefits/healthcare enrollment meetings is truly hell.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This entire macklemore thing feels like it's staged and a play being put on for the public. So fucking weird
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This piece of human filth gets to recover but I may never get to speak to my dad again. There is no god
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love you Bryce Young. That sparked so much joy I really, really needed that 🥲
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can the panthers please just give me a tiny moment of joy today? I'd really appreciate that and I really fucking need that in my life right now
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Has anybody even considered the fact that these "incredible hacking abilities of AI LLMs" might have more to do with the fact that anybody who has given agentic AI filesystem access has installed a backdoor and is just taking anthropic and openAI at their word that they won't abuse it?
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the courtroom scene from 'the drumhead' is what everyone talks about, but the concluding epilogue really feels like it’s reaching out across time from 1991
2 screens from Star Trek: The Next Generation's 'The Drumhead' (S4E21). Worf and Picard are standing in the observation lounge, the captain is staring out the windows contemplatively.
Worf: It is over. Admiral Henry has called an end to any more hearings on this matter. Admiral Satie has left the Enterprise.
Picard: We think we've come so far. The torture of heretics, the burning of witches, it's all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, it suddenly threatens to start all over again.2 screens from TNG 'The Drumhead'
Worf: I believed her. I helped her. I did not see what she was.
Picard: Mr. Worf, villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.3 screens from TNG 'The Drumhead'
Worf: I think after yesterday, people will not be as ready to trust her. 
Picard: Maybe. But she, or someone like her, will always be with us, waiting for the right climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness.
Picard: Vigilance, Mr. Worf, that is the price we have to continually pay.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I post this on a lot of 9/11 anniversaries but I was in 7th grade and my school was one of the few that didn't let us watch it on TV so we spent the entire day joking about it and when I got home and saw it I was so deeply ashamed.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Listening to Luke Kuechly call this game and he's doing a great job and I hope he keeps doing this. Also I have to say it brings me great joy to think that people might be reminded of the 2015 Panthers by hearing both Olsen AND Luke call games on a regular basis.
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/@thesunnypod...
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As long as it was human-grade, we don’t really see an issue. New ep, Marder & Rosell, out now! Tune in and get to know the writing duo behind so many of our favorite episodes. ☀️🎧 #thesunnypodcast #ne...
TikTok video by The Always Sunny Podcast
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K E P S I C O @kepsico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a football game where the crowd is DEAD QUIET pre snap for both teams like they're watching a stage play and need to hear dialog, and then explodes into drunken cheers no matter what is happening once the ball is snapped. Australia you crazy and I like it
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