Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/07/2026the cognitive dissonance between Fat Lip by Sum 41 playing on Tidal while I'm trying not to scream in pain from my shoulder being fucked up because it just does that sometimes now is a head fuck I tell you hwat 010 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 14/07/2026harvati, boursin, and deli mustard, and it's every bit as good as you sold it as, tysm for this gift 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/07/2025I tried to explain to someone once that we could just do away with timezones and all use utc because time is fake already and they looked at me like I had grown a second head 010 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 19/07/2025it took me until the credits rolled on Blue Prince to realize the name is a pun on blueprints 😩 010 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 08/07/2025I mean.....really? like, sure, but really? 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025well a) because the sports bar is a 30 second drive from my house and b) I have standards 100 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025someone in this sports bar has a shirt that says "make some damage" on the back and I have put in solid work to kill the asshole grammarian in my head but this one is strongly testing me 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025I definitely thought he was sleeping on a granite kitchen countertop all the other times I saw this photo 100 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025divest is a fun euphemism for "the government told him to fuck off and gave him a consolation prize bureaucracy position" but no they were still plenty rich my grandmother just spent money like crazy 010 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025I simply subscribe to the Finding Nemo idealogy: fish are friends, not food 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025no no keep me at princess plz queens have responsibilities 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025the actual rich guy was a cheating colonialist fucker but he was fun at parties ig 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025normally I'd worry about doxxing myself with this but apparently the Georgian royal family is very large 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025because my grandmother's first husband was a member of the Georgian royal family who lost all of his money gambling so she left him for the actual rich guy, my grandfather, and I didn't understand how step relations worked as a child I just knew my uncle was a prince 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025yeah that's valid I was mostly just thinking about my dad 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025just because you and my family share bougie tastes doesn't mean we're not all on the bottom half of the circle 230 3
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025in my defense like half of those were fish 140 4
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 08/06/2025could you break a plastic coat hanger into pieces and duct tape them together into a long stick 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 03/06/2025as a mobile dev and also kind of a dipshit, can confirm not being able to figure out the Apple portal is pretty bad though lol were they an actual iOS dev or did they use some tragedy of a cross platform language? 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/06/2025omg this is so cute is it from the official book or is the pattern just online somewhere? 000 0
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/06/2025can we go live in the Mothman town I think that would fix me 130 3
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/05/2025I feel like my mental health equivalent of two minutes to midnight is listening to the Smashing Pumpkins and going oh yeah I get it actually 131 3
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 16/05/2025my kingdom for a job at a company that doesn't fucking use agile development 000 0
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 16/05/2025I know the cyberpunk dystopia vibes are strong everywhere but fuck gas pump video ads might be one of the worst offenders 000 0
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 25/04/2025people in Star Wars sure love having a significant braid 020 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 19/04/2025if I carried a purse I would absolutely keep a hatchet in it but my purse has been sitting in a chair for six years, if I start carrying a daily hatchet it's going on a belt loop like Sappho intended 220 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 12/04/2025there's a 70% chance I'll still think it's a good idea tomorrow 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 12/04/2025I have consumed too much alcohol for me to care about what the first wolf thinks but I don't know how to learn to dance not like a fucking dork 100 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 12/04/2025filled with the sudden violent urge to learn to dance somewhat competently so I can do a sexy striptease to the Donkey Kong rap 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/04/2025idk man werewolves are kind of out of my jurisdiction 120 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025then don't do the thing dummy this is only intended to be used if it makes you feel better 000 0
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025it's like "just walk out you can leave" with the added bonus of not feeling like you were a dick to someone who's just trying to do their job 100 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025person trying to sell you solar power at the hardware store? "sorry I don't own my house" person trying to get you to sign a political petition outside of the grocery store? "sorry I don't live in this state" doesn't even have to be true! they just smile and say have a good day and you can leave 100 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025figuring out the magic catchphrase to make people trying to get your attention in public leave you alone without making it a Problem™ is such a game changer as someone who hates confrontation and also hates engaging with strangers 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 09/02/2025seeing Kendrick Lamar with an armful of Grammies is the funniest possibly conclusion to that whole thing 010 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 05/02/2025Ludacris enforcing reasonable boundaries wrt not spreading infectious diseases in 2003 020 2
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 01/02/2025yeah those ones!! they're so tasty and good at knocking me out with zero of the anxiety. also I would love it if dispensaries sold non drug versions of gummies, because they're always tasty and I want to eat more, especially once they kick in 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 01/02/2025I hadn't had any cbn until fairly recently and I love it, all of my favorite gummies I had contained it. those lychee sleep ones are so good 110 1
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 01/02/2025hey man what if you actually like did literally anything to stop it 000 0
Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 31/01/2025they should invent something you can inhale after you take too big of a hit that soothes your lungs 010 1