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Rose 🩷💜💙

@keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club
57 followers 37 following 505 posts

what a precious basket case friendly, fuzzy, neutral mob. awkward but trying. mobile dev, plays too many video games. she/her

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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/07/2026
the cognitive dissonance between Fat Lip by Sum 41 playing on Tidal while I'm trying not to scream in pain from my shoulder being fucked up because it just does that sometimes now is a head fuck I tell you hwat
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 14/07/2026
harvati, boursin, and deli mustard, and it's every bit as good as you sold it as, tysm for this gift
a hand holding up half of a grilled cheese sandwich above a plate. the sandwich is browned and made with seeded bread, and filled with melty white cheese.
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/07/2025
I tried to explain to someone once that we could just do away with timezones and all use utc because time is fake already and they looked at me like I had grown a second head
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 19/07/2025
it took me until the credits rolled on Blue Prince to realize the name is a pun on blueprints 😩
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 08/07/2025
there sure fuckin is
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 08/07/2025
I mean.....really? like, sure, but really?
a photo of a Netflix category titled "Fatherhood, Unfiltered". the highlighted show is Mr Robot
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
well a) because the sports bar is a 30 second drive from my house and b) I have standards
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
I like wings
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
someone in this sports bar has a shirt that says "make some damage" on the back and I have put in solid work to kill the asshole grammarian in my head but this one is strongly testing me
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
I definitely thought he was sleeping on a granite kitchen countertop all the other times I saw this photo
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
divest is a fun euphemism for "the government told him to fuck off and gave him a consolation prize bureaucracy position" but no they were still plenty rich my grandmother just spent money like crazy
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
live in water
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
I simply subscribe to the Finding Nemo idealogy: fish are friends, not food
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
no no keep me at princess plz queens have responsibilities
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
it's just autism for me I fear
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
the actual rich guy was a cheating colonialist fucker but he was fun at parties ig
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
normally I'd worry about doxxing myself with this but apparently the Georgian royal family is very large
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
because my grandmother's first husband was a member of the Georgian royal family who lost all of his money gambling so she left him for the actual rich guy, my grandfather, and I didn't understand how step relations worked as a child I just knew my uncle was a prince
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
yeah that's valid I was mostly just thinking about my dad
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
just because you and my family share bougie tastes doesn't mean we're not all on the bottom half of the circle
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 30/06/2025
in my defense like half of those were fish
a screenshot of the results from a quiz relating food choices to class; I ranked solidly lower middle class which is accurate to my upbringing but also I'm just picky/autistic
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 08/06/2025
could you break a plastic coat hanger into pieces and duct tape them together into a long stick
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 03/06/2025
as a mobile dev and also kind of a dipshit, can confirm not being able to figure out the Apple portal is pretty bad though lol were they an actual iOS dev or did they use some tragedy of a cross platform language?
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/06/2025
awesome ty!!
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/06/2025
omg this is so cute is it from the official book or is the pattern just online somewhere?
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/06/2025
can we go live in the Mothman town I think that would fix me
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 26/05/2025
I feel like my mental health equivalent of two minutes to midnight is listening to the Smashing Pumpkins and going oh yeah I get it actually
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 16/05/2025
my kingdom for a job at a company that doesn't fucking use agile development
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 16/05/2025
I know the cyberpunk dystopia vibes are strong everywhere but fuck gas pump video ads might be one of the worst offenders
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*mishearing people talk about Pope Leo* Aw yeah I love that lil guy
Popplio
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 25/04/2025
people in Star Wars sure love having a significant braid
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 19/04/2025
if I carried a purse I would absolutely keep a hatchet in it but my purse has been sitting in a chair for six years, if I start carrying a daily hatchet it's going on a belt loop like Sappho intended
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 12/04/2025
there's a 70% chance I'll still think it's a good idea tomorrow
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 12/04/2025
I have consumed too much alcohol for me to care about what the first wolf thinks but I don't know how to learn to dance not like a fucking dork
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 12/04/2025
filled with the sudden violent urge to learn to dance somewhat competently so I can do a sexy striptease to the Donkey Kong rap
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 04/04/2025
now this is how you get a girl
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 02/04/2025
idk man werewolves are kind of out of my jurisdiction
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025
then don't do the thing dummy this is only intended to be used if it makes you feel better
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025
it's like "just walk out you can leave" with the added bonus of not feeling like you were a dick to someone who's just trying to do their job
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025
person trying to sell you solar power at the hardware store? "sorry I don't own my house" person trying to get you to sign a political petition outside of the grocery store? "sorry I don't live in this state" doesn't even have to be true! they just smile and say have a good day and you can leave
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 20/03/2025
figuring out the magic catchphrase to make people trying to get your attention in public leave you alone without making it a Problem™ is such a game changer as someone who hates confrontation and also hates engaging with strangers
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Swoop, Phanatic and Gritty photoshopped on NWO members
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 09/02/2025
seeing Kendrick Lamar with an armful of Grammies is the funniest possibly conclusion to that whole thing
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 05/02/2025
Ludacris enforcing reasonable boundaries wrt not spreading infectious diseases in 2003
a screenshot of white text on a red background from Spotify lyrics for "Act A Fool" by Ludacris that read "You about to catch a cold, stay the fuck around from me"
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 01/02/2025
yeah those ones!! they're so tasty and good at knocking me out with zero of the anxiety. also I would love it if dispensaries sold non drug versions of gummies, because they're always tasty and I want to eat more, especially once they kick in
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 01/02/2025
I hadn't had any cbn until fairly recently and I love it, all of my favorite gummies I had contained it. those lychee sleep ones are so good
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 01/02/2025
hey man what if you actually like did literally anything to stop it
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Rose 🩷💜💙 @keporagebora.cryptidfucker.club · 31/01/2025
they should invent something you can inhale after you take too big of a hit that soothes your lungs
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 31/01/2025
meme of a person keeled over in a chair, upset with a bunch of corpo speak surrounding them in air quotes:

"Salesforce" "Actionable insights"
"Bandwith"
"Touch base"
"Deep dive"
"KPI"
"Scalable" "Slack me"
"Think tank"
"OKR"
"Data-driven solutions"
"Paradigm shift"
"Game changer"
"New verticals"
"Revenue streams
"Roadmap"
"Elevate"
"Actionables"
"Value add"
"Best practices"
"Alignment"
"Optimisation"
"Action items"
"Industry standard"
"Success metrics"
"Authenticate"
"Disruptive innovation"
"Customer journey"
"Future-proof"
"Table a discussion"
"Software ecosystem"
"Robust framework" "Client-centric" "Thought leader"
"Stakeholder management"
"Holistic"
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