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Kenneth Kalmer

@kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog
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Performing regularly wizardry through open-source software // Father of two // Rubyist by day, Clojure advocate by night // 🇿🇦🇬🇧 opensourcery.blog // mastodon.social/@kennethkalmer Building: how-far-really.imilingo.uk

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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 12/08/2026
Went low-tech for the kiddos, worked a treat
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 12/08/2026
Highly anticipated by who exactly?
• September 23, 2090: A highly anticipated total solar eclipse that will directly cross Cornwall and parts of southern England shortly before sunset.
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 02/08/2026
Wembley Stadium has done this well, and there are more developments coming to the area
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 26/07/2026
No doubt the world is on fire, but this kind of fear mongering and blatant misrepresentation of the temperature data in the chart (anomaly chart) does more harm than good. It’s so easy to verify that Alexander Bay did not reach 36.1°. The 13° above average is the kick in the teeth
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 29/03/2026
If you can see this. Post a concert photo that you took.
Joy Formidable album lunch at Rough Trade East in 2018
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 19/10/2025
How to make a South African cringe…
Jar of teabags with Rooibos misspelled as Roibos
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 16/10/2025
The most underrated benefit of having an M-class MacBook, to me, is being to run it off the same power bank that charges my phone… Makes coffee shop working a treat
A MacBook Pro charging off a normal power bank via USB-c
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 29/09/2025
What’s your sign?
Picture of an “emergency button” with a sign above it that states the button is not operational, in English, Afrikaans & isiXhosa
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 18/09/2025
Tomorrow this baby ticks over the magic 1,000 mile mark. I don’t use it nearly enough, and it’s mostly nipping out to the shops, but still one of my favourite ways of getting around. Here is to another 1,000 miles 🤙 @onewheel.bsky.social #OneWheel #floatlife
Screenshot from the Onewheel app showing total milage at 999 miles
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 31/08/2025
Love using this site to show Brits, and Europeans in general, how big South Africa really is. This, and “flying London to Berlin is 5mins shorter than flying Cape Town to Johannesburg” usually drives it home
Map with South Africa overlayed on Northern Europe, with England in the Cape Province and Sweden in Mpumalanga
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 04/08/2025
Did not have this on my Tesla debranding bingo card #teslatakedown
Tesla with PATEL in large letters on the back incorporating the T logo
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 27/07/2025
Spotted in the wild, truck fitted with Heisenberg’s speed limiter
Back of a truck with a speed limited being indicated as 50 mph, with text saying the vehicle might be limited to 50 mph
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 12/06/2025
So many tributes to Captain Hindsight today at #XT25, brilliant (and honest)
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 26/04/2025
Brilliant welcome message to the #Incubus concert earlier tonight @allontheboard.bsky.social
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 23/04/2025
Absolutely insane 🫠
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 05/04/2025
Just spotted this piece of art on a lamp post charger in west London #swasticar
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 17/02/2025
Forgot how good Mr Scruff is. I remember stumbling onto his music in 2000, along with the rest of the Ninja Tunes artists and it blew my mind. Nothing could have prepared a teenager from the west of Johannesburg for something like this, it was glorious 😍
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 25/01/2025
On the coastal footpath to the north. The bridge is near the bottom left on the map, I believe Camelot Castle Hotel is at the bottom right
Satellite photo show where a picture was taken from
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 24/01/2025
Found another one to show the sheer size of that bridge
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 24/01/2025
Great shot! I was obsessed with capturing the sunset and backdrop and so lost the detail you got
Sun setting behind a bronze sculpture of King Arthur
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 24/01/2025
That is such a great spot, I was looking at it again and I thought I recognised the bridge at Tintagel
View of the bridge leading to Arthur’s seat from Tintagel
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 24/01/2025
If you see this post, post or quote repost a Bridge from your photography or artwork
Tower Bridge in London, at night and illuminated
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 20/01/2025
Do any of these features include overturning a federal ban? 🙃
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 04/01/2025
Putting together bags 7 & 8 of this incredible C-3PO Star Wars Lego I won from @exoscale.com at the Heart of Clojure. Still a bit to go before it’s done . . . #lego #starwars #c3po #legodroids #legostarwars #heartofclojure
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 30/11/2024
Ditto. Even when it is 10° outside the range is pretty decent and not worth worrying about. The only time I really really worried was last December driving through France in a huge rainstorm and the temperatures were just above zero. In the end we just did one extra stop to charge on 1,200km
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 16/11/2024
The Slack AI trial has been going really well…
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Kenneth Kalmer @kennethkalmer.opensourcery.blog · 15/11/2024
Don’t spend as much time floating as I used to, but every time I do it is still pure magic #onewheel
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