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Roo 🐸

@kenga-roo.bsky.social
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they/them Hi, im Roo, im 22 and i never learned how to fucking read Also i like frogs. Very gay of me, i know

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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Do people just randomly think "shut up" even though no one is speaking or is it just me? I'm just enjoying my life thinking my silly little thoughts and then just go "shut up" unprompted. Like, dude, what was that for? I was vibing, you're the one interrupting? I'm so confused
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Nobody trust my "hours played" record on Steam. You underestimate the annoyance of my ADHD and dissociation, I will simply leave a game running and return to it three hours later and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Me when I'm stuck at work doing nothing because it's too cold outside but i also can't go home cause we hope at some point it won't be -40 It's so boring I'm gonna start biting people
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hot girl summer but it's december, heating at work has been turned off for a questionable amount of time and I'm covered in asbestos like a boss
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
god bless ao3
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Sometimes you miss a letter while typing and that's exactly what you needed in you life Just typed "it didn't occur to him to cunt" It didn't occur to me to cunt either untill this very moment but i feel compelled to try it now
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Accidentally recommended the magnus archives to a conservative coworker because nobody i actually like cares about my hobbies enough to subject themselves to english and i forbone have not yet mastered the subtle art of shutting the fuck up
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I have no personality, but with a different flavor every day ✨
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Coworker 1: vampires have to be scary! Coworker 2: Vampires have to be sexy! Me, an intellectual: vampires have to be ✨gay✨
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Making a return to bsky to say this shit actually slaps I can feel myself getting increasingly more mentally stable the longer i sit in the closet wtf
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Working my other work at work caus work wont work itself (and i need my moneey)
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Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 26/03/2025
I wonder what this trash can did to get promoted to the rank of general.
A metal trash can labeled “GENERAL WASTE”.
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
There are like 5 drunk teens on the bus This is like the gates to hell opened and now I'm in the middle of peak rasism, sexism and homophobia Also one of em raps terribly once in a while
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Being dumb has always been a choice and I've chosen to be dumb
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Sometimes you just gotta climb into the closet and sit there for a while and you'll be fine
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
every day at about 6pm i lose my ability to grit my teeth and bear it honestly
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Can't eat dinner yet cause someones in the kitchen and my brain might as well deep-fry itself im around people for another second M'hungry :(
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Inside me are two wolves: one wants to never go to sleep, the other wants to never wake up (both are gay)
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Txou 🍂🍄🐀 @txou.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm so glad there are fic writers willing to share their stories with us on ao3. The world is too horrible, the anxiety too intense and the stomach ache too bad to endure the day without being able to read my favorite characters suffering and laughing and banging nasty
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Watched Moana 2 Not thrilled
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oh fuck it's 2025 Why am i still alive
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Bee review It's a bee (trust me)
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you work as a glassblower, does it mean you have a blowjob?
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I cannot brain today i has the dumb
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Jo V. Lande @jovlande.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Narnia is an Isekai.
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Okay but do straight people even exist?
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Why every other post on my feed is about coffee???
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Just had the most embarrassing conversation cause im stupid lol
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Behold, a friend
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
achieved ability to buy whatever i want by not wanting anything 💅💅💅
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
at least i have some very silly snakes
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Why do i need to go to work? Just let me lock myself in my room and rewatch one piece
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Roo 🐸 @kenga-roo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
the chemicals in the water turned me gay
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