Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I really tried to find the source.🙈 I simply couldn’t keep this precious lil bejeweled bat under a bushel basket. 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In Zappa We Truststatic.klipy.comFrank Zappa Mothers Of InventionAlt: Frank Zappa Mothers Of Invention Old time film camera vibe while he nods his head while wearing pig tails, then smiling. 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026TromerHOSERusstatic.klipy.comLetterkenny: Riley and Jonesy Say Nert NertAlt: Letterkenny: Riley and Jonesy Say Nert Nert 072
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Shoutout to @radobrien.myatproto.social for helping me feel less confused. 🤣🫂 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Bluesky:static.klipy.comLooking Around What'S Going OnAlt: John Travolta from Pulp Fiction on a white background, looking around & looking confused. 151
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Once I learn this kid’s name this was all I could picture in my mind. 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And after all this time, I’m still into you!static.klipy.comHayley Williams HaleyAlt: Hayley Williams with pink hair, dancing in bed during the “Still Into You” music video. 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This reads as AI generated. Absolute word salad. Possum love trash. Possum no malice. Possum sweet bb. 200
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve heard of a fridge cigarette. Does that make Bluesky an internet cigarette? 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBok Choy Power Compels Random ShitAlt: A bowl of steamy bok choy with lettering that says “The power of bok choy compels you to do random shit.” 051
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026@radobrien.myatproto.social knows all about it. 🤣😂🤪 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my favorite running bits is randomly scrolling up or down on someone’s phone when they’re using it and saying “is this a touch screen?” 251
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have so many. You asked for it. I’ll reply once a day. But today, I’ll double up for good measure. What is the difference between a well dressed person on a bicycle & a poorly dressed person on a tricycle? Attire. 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What kind of pants do the Super Mario bros wear? Denim Denim Denim (sang in the underground theme music) 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Really tryna find that balance between loving beans and constantly farting. 131
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love when motorcycles play music. It’s like a roving concert. I don’t even care what music it is. Feels like a community dance party! 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When life tries to get ya, but you’re already sand. Unbotherable. Me, as sand: ………………… 021
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ain’t nothing wrong with that esplanade!!!! It’s such a work of art! I miss watching all the dragon flies on the lotuses! (I double checked that that’s the plural of lotus but it feels like fake news. I don’t like it, even if it follows the rules. Better than Loti, I guess🤣🤪) 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yesss! In my younger days! It was the best. Back when the world and I had so much hope and sparkle in my eyes! ~’05–‘08. Still such a gorgeous place! I went back recently to revel in it all, during June when the roses were in bloom! Pure bliss. Do you have a favorite spot? 110
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Great draft but you made the right call. I miss that place so much! I used to go there all the time when I worked at the BBG! Stay safe out there!! 100
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What kind of pants do you wear to go ghost hunting? 110
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DW Winnicott knew what was up so early on. Here’s another banger of a quote that I live by: “It is in playing and only in playing that the individual child or adult is able to be creative and to use the whole personality, and it is only in being creative that the individual discovers the self.” 🔥🔥🔥 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/pONIk... This video is one I rewatch regularly because I TOO am a kitchen of weirdness. Thank you to WearingBones for this PURE ART!!!youtube.comMeeting Marty #story #doodle #storytime #animatedstoriesYouTube video by Wearing Bones 000
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026More like Ferdastatic.klipy.comRiley and Jonesy's Fistbump PoundAlt: Letterkenny. Riley and Jonesy's Fistbump Pound Ferda Boyz. 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everytime I re-read this, I crack up all over again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦 000
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The mental gymnastics that this vapid skin-suit made to get from “evil” to “good” was so short & nonsensical he must have used AI to do it. 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026More like 600+ times.static.klipy.comRichard O Connell: Look What I Got KittyAlt: Brendan Fraser as Rick O’Connell in The Mummy holding up a white cat and saying “Look What I Got!” 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is me but with candy cigarettes. Absolutely zero self control. 010
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Once apprehended & found guilty, the young cavy criminal was sentenced to 4 life sentences to be served consecutively. 1,069 wheeks in prison. 0101
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In a similar fashion: In order to gauge how healed I am from this current heartbreak, I’ll need to be able to sing “The Subway” by Chappell Roan without crying in the shower. 120
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When you’re sick with a cough, I think a good way to measure if you’re better is if you can yodel the iconic hook of the 90’s Ricola commercial. “Riiiicolllaaaaaaa”static.klipy.comJosémourinho Plays Trumpet on MountainALT: Josémourinho Plays Trumpet on Mountain 120
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Standing in line to see the show tonight & there’s a light on, rainbow glow. Bi the way I thrive to say “oh no” to the hetero. 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I had sad or overwhelming feelings about the horrors of the current world, I would reflect on how how lucky I was to have such a blessing of love in my life. That love is still here. The only difference is you aren’t. 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Love you buddyyyyyyy!!!! There’s something very special about knowing someone during your messiest youthful years and still choosing friendship! 🫂💕 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do y’all ever feel like your life is a set of chompers with braces on and you’re the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors vigorously tightening your own wires to shift all of your teeth at once? Maybe I just want to be Steve Martin.static.klipy.comDentist Steve MartinALT: Dentist Steve Martin 020
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: I should join Bluesky to write & share & challenge my perfectionism. Also me: OH GOD MY PUBLISHED POST HAS A TYPO IN IT & I WANT TO DIE! 091
Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s a wheat word, & it’s grown too tall & the farmer don’t want it anyway. Yeah you can glean for zero money. Yes you can glean it for free, my honey! 052
