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Lofty Softy

@kendazap.bsky.social
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a little frowny—a whole lotta clowny

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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love when motorcycles play music. It’s like a roving concert. I don’t even care what music it is. Feels like a community dance party!
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐸🤡🐸🤡🐸🤡
On the right: A photoshopped image of a green tree frog wearing a rainbow clown wig, a red clown nose, and a primary color, polka dotted bow tie. 
Text on the left: “YUCK! Stop being so serious! Open up your Clown Chakra.”
Credit: @frogwitch
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What kind of pants do you wear to go ghost hunting?
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DW Winnicott knew what was up so early on. Here’s another banger of a quote that I live by: “It is in playing and only in playing that the individual child or adult is able to be creative and to use the whole personality, and it is only in being creative that the individual discovers the self.” 🔥🔥🔥
A quote by D.W. Winnicott
“Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide.”
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🦴💸🪱💀
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/pONIk... This video is one I rewatch regularly because I TOO am a kitchen of weirdness. Thank you to WearingBones for this PURE ART!!!
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Meeting Marty #story #doodle #storytime #animatedstories
YouTube video by Wearing Bones
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re all Pringle Engineers, Michael.
2 panel image. On the left, a duck head. On the right, a person wearing 2 Pringles chips like a duck bill. It’s hard to tell the 2 images apart.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everytime I re-read this, I crack up all over again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The mental gymnastics that this vapid skin-suit made to get from “evil” to “good” was so short & nonsensical he must have used AI to do it.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like 600+ times.
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Richard O Connell: Look What I Got Kitty
Alt: Brendan Fraser as Rick O’Connell in The Mummy holding up a white cat and saying “Look What I Got!”
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is me but with candy cigarettes. Absolutely zero self control.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omg yesss my tiddies have arrived!
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A bitch loves playing Root…and a bitch is me.
A stacked tower of green frog game pieces from Root. The top frog is wearing a crown.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once apprehended & found guilty, the young cavy criminal was sentenced to 4 life sentences to be served consecutively. 1,069 wheeks in prison.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In a similar fashion: In order to gauge how healed I am from this current heartbreak, I’ll need to be able to sing “The Subway” by Chappell Roan without crying in the shower.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you’re sick with a cough, I think a good way to measure if you’re better is if you can yodel the iconic hook of the 90’s Ricola commercial. “Riiiicolllaaaaaaa”
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Josémourinho Plays Trumpet on Mountain
ALT: Josémourinho Plays Trumpet on Mountain
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Standing in line to see the show tonight & there’s a light on, rainbow glow. Bi the way I thrive to say “oh no” to the hetero.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I had sad or overwhelming feelings about the horrors of the current world, I would reflect on how how lucky I was to have such a blessing of love in my life. That love is still here. The only difference is you aren’t.
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do y’all ever feel like your life is a set of chompers with braces on and you’re the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors vigorously tightening your own wires to shift all of your teeth at once? Maybe I just want to be Steve Martin.
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Dentist Steve Martin
ALT: Dentist Steve Martin
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: I should join Bluesky to write & share & challenge my perfectionism. Also me: OH GOD MY PUBLISHED POST HAS A TYPO IN IT & I WANT TO DIE!
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a wheat word, & it’s grown too tall & the farmer don’t want it anyway. Yeah you can glean for zero money. Yes you can glean it for free, my honey!
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Lofty Softy @kendazap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I once met some with a hat that said “Life isn’t real, let love destroy you.” And I think about that everyday. Especially now, after having been destroyed. Would recommend 10/10.
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