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Kenan Perry

@kenanperry.bsky.social
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Tour guide in San Francisco 🏳️‍🌈✡️🟣 Israeli-American and no happier about it than you are, he/him

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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"To avenge the murdered children we must murder thousands more children" vs "it's actually fine to murder children as long as someone else murdered even more children", nationalism is a disease
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
You are cozily nestled in a fuzzy blanket even though you, yourself, are fuzzy. Curious!
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The "dark triad" of psychological traits (autistic, gay, Jewish)
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
1. It would be bad if I were killed 2. Therefore any applicable argument for killing me, like "some members of your ethnicity/nationality have done bad things", is bad 3. If it's a bad argument for killing me then it must also be a bad argument for killing anyone else
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm joining the war on Mexico on the side of Mexico
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I recognize the "Gulf of America"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I truly don't understand how after a year and a half they can still think that there's some level of violence that would free the hostages and for some reason Israel just hasn't pushed the button yet
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Right wingers will really look at the horrible condition the hostages are in and conclude "this makes it all the more important to kill the remaining hostages instead of bringing them home"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
For autistic white boys Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Italian tourist asked me "where's the market where they throw the salmon?" bro Seattle
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"Ah but what if they WANT to leave??" Idk, what if, have you tried asking them instead of pre-emptively deciding for them
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The most galling thing is the people pretending that expelling Palestinians from Gaza would be an act of kindness or doing them some favor, can you at least own what you're actually doing
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Tearing up the walls looking for the nonexistent levers of the Cathedral etc
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Would be extremely funny if in the midterms they were like "ok now that USAID is gone we don't have to campaign" and get predictably rocked
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The whole tariffs thing is just this youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA
youtu.be
Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon
YouTube video by Laser Time
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It's Elon trying to do for the right what they think Soros does for the left
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"Republicans say that government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"Ah but the way in which those people do those things isn't different enough from the way other people do them for those people to deserve rights" who cares, get a life
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No group of people in the world "has no culture" because that would mean that they don't eat food, wear clothes, speak a language, use objects, or have any interpersonal interactions or relationships. It's not a possible claim about anyone
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Aristophanes has a bit where Right and Wrong are arguing about who you should follow and Wrong says "if you go with me you can fuck other guys' wives". Right says "but if the husband catches you he'll assfuck you" and Wrong replies "what's so bad about getting assfucked?" which wins the argument
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Let's go pronunciamiento
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Pan-fry 'em in schmaltz with some onions and garlic and [chef's kiss]
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Reverse caning of Sumner
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I'm joining the war on Canada on the side of Canada
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
That was bad too. Now Trump is doing it even more, which is worse
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
People will never stop making the mistake of assuming "it would be really stupid and crazy and bad if [x] happened, so therefore [x] won't happen"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
In Euros
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
[banging on clipboard] stove stove STOVE STOVE
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We need to stop unilaterally disarming ourselves in the disinformation war
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
They openly fantasize about killing us all the time, and sometimes really do it, but as soon as even one of us pushes back even a little suddenly we're the insane ones that can't be lived with
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Citizens in Germany did not speak out when Jews were taken and in fact largely supported it; again: what are you talking about
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
People will never stop making the mistake of assuming "it would be really stupid and crazy and bad if [x] happened, so therefore [x] won't happen"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The masses did not speak up when they took the Jews, what are you talking about
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The median voter
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Critical support for the cartels
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Leaving aside the fact that Chasten clearly isn't topping anyone, it's been less than two weeks since we stopped having a transportation secretary that gets fucked in the ass and planes are already falling out of the sky, so what does that tell you?
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The real question is not how long it can last but what's going to stop it
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The good(?) news is that you don't need to endorse it, it's happening anyway
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Seizing control of the US government because people didn't think my posts were funny
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Manifesting
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Inside of congressional Dems there are two wolves, one wants to stay in office until they die and the other wants to spend all their time in office on vacation
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"mob violence, ruthless censorship, and racial grievances, not to mention bureaucratic despotism" here translates to "BLM, cancel culture, and wokeness, not to mention that bitch HR lady"
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
We need to invent the Torment Nexus to put him in
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Getting a lot of mileage out of this one
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Seems optimistic to think they'll stop voting for it even if they do get outright economic collapse
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Kenan Perry @kenanperry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Looking forward to pride month
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