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Kempie 🇨🇦

@kempie.bsky.social
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Xitter refugee - Xhausted Bay of Quinny, Ontario Canada Father, husband, bassist, photo editor, enthusiastic Habs supporter progressive Lib - 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ safe Don't even

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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is why we need all those AI data centres. It takes an army of CPUs to create slop like this.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wilson is gonna get Arborized.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Now that's a dive.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Door knocker for Paul Fleming knocks today. My wife answered and (I swear to God, I heard it myself) the knocker opens with "is your mom or dad home?"
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Andy Dwyer: Come Again? (Chris Pratt)
ALT: Andy Dwyer: Come Again? (Chris Pratt)
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Looks like I'm gonna have to miss the first period so buckle up cuz somethings gonna happen in the first 20.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I stopped at one of those ATMs today that's in a strip mall, inside a little vestibule, beside the laundromat. There were stacks of Druthers "news" free for the taking and holy shit. Full of headlines for the clinically insane.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He cannot buy a break and he surely would if they were for sale. Hell I'd buy the guy a break. He seems like a really great guy too. Goalies man, crazy way to make a living.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And somewhere, Sam Montembeault draws a heavy sigh.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I dunno what's gonna happen but it's prolly gonna be funny
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fookin' 'ell.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never in doubt
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So when are Demidov and Kapanen back?
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Michael Scott's Disbelief Reaction
ALT: Michael Scott's Disbelief Reaction
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Larkin is definitely gonna score tonight and it will all be so very stupid.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fowler is always somehow super square to everything
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It'll be called off, they'll score another, play the shit out of them then lose 4-2. Same as it ever was.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay but this is how every game has been starting tho.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh he's a great guy to talk about stuff. I could listen to him talk about anything. I'm jelly.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now that's funny because I immediately saw the same thing you did. So it's Brian May, Negron, Dio and I'll raise you a Kim Mitchell, all from Temu. Could be the edible talking but damn if that isn't really stupid and really funny. 😆
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Putin: Honestly I can't believe you guys haven't figured this out yet. Like wow.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So did you guys sell anything today or what? No lessons? You got through those rentals and repairs right? These receipts can't be right. Jesus guys it's a fuckin Friday.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So every night before bed I'll dose out my coffee beans to grind in the morning. Then I take it off the scale and it does this. I know it means overload but it still feels like a cheap shot.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She'll need to go to her doctor and ask why putting two week old stale piss in her eyes made them worse. I'd really love to know their response.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like stuff that nazis would say.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol yeah Mike you don't sound crazy at all. Goin great bud.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Man Shaking Head Nope Reaction
ALT: Man Shaking Head Nope Reaction
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If this was playoffs Anderson would have scored two goals on that shift.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are they allowed to "discover" penalties when reviewing a goal tho? Seems pretty sketchy but I'm not shocked anymore.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stamkos did kinda launch himself
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sure Nashville is a terrible team but this is without Demidov, Kapanen and Guhle. They still have some bad shifts, periods and games but this is a very, very good team.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh I felt that one.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow. William Trudeau. Forgot about that. Good for him.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ghostbeer
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stankoven
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cockamamie
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welp, this is gonna be crazy.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great hands on Bolduc.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah true enough. I still feel bad for Demidov in '25. One minute you're a really good hockey player in RUS, few days later you line up across from pissed off playoff Tom Wilson in a hostile rink. It's gotta be jarring for a 19yo. Craziest hockey he'd ever seen I bet.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, I support his decision but I'd way rather he got some October experience rather than being dropped into the thunderdome in April. We're sure he's not just staying in Michigan become of some girl or something right? He's not gonna go all Danny Kristo on us right?
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I bet she'll visit all the time.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well virus-wise we're all better (I didn't get it). We all seem to get sick just before the vax becomes available. Otherwise, I'm really struggling with a recently herniated disc. Wife is struggling with fibro + FND so it's kind of a disaster really. Sorry about your viral issues, that's no fun.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
omg
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Habs vs. the second period. Same as it ever was.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When it's Saturday night they call you Mister.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He doesn't even have a mic and look at this! How can ya not just love this shit b'y? 🇨🇦
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate having to point this out but JDV knows full well that school officials do not prescribe or dispense drugs of any kind and that makes this type of performance especially sickening.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's because he's waiver exempt. If not for waivers Struble and Arber would be on the bus to Laval. Both would be claimed immediately. Too many good players on this team waiting for a trade to happen. 64 will get a spot this year.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Thriller Tour was really something though. Good times.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These potatoes are taking way longer than they should. It's kinda crazy. Yeah, well everything's kinda crazy right now Linda.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ever salute so hard you shit your pants?
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