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Kempie 🇨🇦

@kempie.bsky.social
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Xitter refugee - Xhausted Bay of Quinny, Ontario Canada Father, husband, bassist, photo editor, enthusiastic Habs supporter progressive Lib - 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ safe Don't even

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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
omg
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Habs vs. the second period. Same as it ever was.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When it's Saturday night they call you Mister.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He doesn't even have a mic and look at this! How can ya not just love this shit b'y? 🇨🇦
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These potatoes are taking way longer than they should. It's kinda crazy. Yeah, well everything's kinda crazy right now Linda.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ever salute so hard you shit your pants?
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It could be the edible talking but you guys see the face right?
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Multiple people shot a couple of hours ago at a synagogue a few blocks from me. On Yom Kippur. Crazy people doing crazy shit out there.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are so back
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SLAF!
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly, given management's steady focus on team culture and thoroughly vetting the character of picks and players, I'm pretty shocked they signed him.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Chris Kreider can somehow play well, put up his 50 points and try to ackrite and help this team win a Stanley Cup this year then maybe I can forgive him. But until that happens, I've got no love for him and I know I'm not alone in feeling like that. Je me souviens.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I do love me some Jean Chrétien.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember. I remember the phone call. Turn on the TV Why? What's up? Just turn it on. OK what channel? Doesn't matter... Uh oh...
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Man it's a good thing I love David Gilmore so much because Roger Waters has done everything he can to ruin Pink Floyd for me. Seriously I have to skip his songs.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Feels weird to have school start before Labour Day. I don't remember that ever happening. Also, I have a big problem with holidays that are on a different date every year. Halloween has a fixed date. Why's Easter on the second Sunday in April or some BS? I never have to look up when Canada Day is.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's the first day of September. Remember to check your beer for bees and wasps before you sip.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Canada should give serious thought to renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Ontario.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OMG Dolly! Loss of an enormous talent and a legendary human being. Just awful news.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's her first night away from home ever. The vet said she needs to spend the night at the cat hospital. Say a meow for Kiki.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey, this guy gets it.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We are one of the select few Canadians who still have delivery to a mailbox on our property. I swear I wipe this spider web off every day. I feel really bad for the little guy. It must be a really good spot, the wind does blow into it.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Northern Cardinals are my favourite yard bird. We have plenty every year. This year we have an exceptionally rare yellow cardinal. Super cool. I'm told they're a 1 in a 1 to 10 million occurrence. This is not a pic of him but that's what he looks like. I've been trying to get a pic but he's shy.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just dropped 4 lbs of frozen meat on my big toe.
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Peter Griffen's Knee Pain
ALT: Peter Griffen's Knee Pain
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just made 95 of these little bastards.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Okay, @cinnabarneon.bsky.social answered by insect question a few weeks back (Pelidnota punctata) and so I have another. Size of a large horsefly. Fly shaped body but moth-like wings & flight.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just walked up on a tiny baby skunk in my driveway. My guy was cute as fuck and so smol. No pics but trust me, so cute.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm still trying to process the fact that Randy Rainbow is his actual birth name.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Recently I went to a well known roadhouse franchise resto and was served one of the worst poutine in my life. Like top 3 worst. I sent it back and I never do that. Still bugs me. So tonight I will make the poutine. Traditional, carefully assembled with love and IMHO it ranks a strong 8/10. Pics l8tr
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Rent-free since 2015 www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
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Cute or cringe? The internet weighs in on Trudeau's TikTok 'dancing debut' | CBC News
It's been more than a year since Justin Trudeau stepped down as Canada's prime minister, but he keeps bouncing back. This week, he hopped into millions of social media feeds in a promo video for his p...
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Crazy looking beetle in the carport. Big bastard. Inch and a half at least. I'd love the internet entomology wing to ID. Cool looking, metallic shine. Almost looks like it could have been designed to look like that car.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's that fun time of year when I eagerly await the 5th of July videos on r/whatcouldgowrong.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jesus Christ. Shut it down.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Canada Day fireworks got rained out eh? So we're entertaining ourselves with a board game fitting of this day. Happy Canada Day.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm here to wish for an awesome Canada Day for all my Bluesky friends. There's no place that I'd rather be than this beautiful country. To set the mood I'll share this video by the very talented Tim Thompson @b0undless.bsky.social but be warned, it will get dusty in here. youtu.be/vhiKlhTmwDU?...
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Dear Canada
YouTube video by Hockey Films by Tim Thompson
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Shouldn't there be trades happening now?
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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E̲lton J̲ohn - C̲a̲ptain F̲antastic And The B̲rown D̲irt C̲o̲wboy (Full Album) 1975
YouTube video by Classic Rock
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Campfire smoke, ice-cold cooler pints, largemouth hitting on Jitterbugs, gelato vapes, dragon flies, boat rides, sunscreen, loon calls, sandals, bug spray, canoes, chipmunks, willow trees omfg summer! I've missed you so much baby!
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My kid finished school for the year and it feels weird. No need to get up at 6 and start trying to wake the fam. All things considered, it feels like crossing a bit of a finish line.
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John Belushi in USA Track and Field
ALT: John Belushi in USA Track and Field
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's just super-pathetic at this point.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Drain the swamp." FFS he actually converted the reflecting pool into a literal giant fucking swamp. There are dirt bikes jumping and some kind of demolition derby/country music parking lot fight happening on the White House lawn. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE?
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Jagmeet Singh's last election cycle's performance and the ongoing circus that is Pierre Poilievre has made me seriously question if they're both being paid by the Liberal Party. #cndpoli
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Vegas in absolute shambles.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Omg what an awful goal. Ooooof
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wow. Crazy series of events. Torts should know that goalie interference is called purely on vibes and has been for a while. Not a great time to challenge IMO.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
<sigh> Go Canes!
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Seriously in my top 3 worst poutine in my life and that's something. I expected fair to good from a chain like that. Still bugging me.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
At Piper Arms for lunch. Shockingly bad poutine. I sent it back. I never do that.
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Kempie 🇨🇦 @kempie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Welp. Go Canes I guess.
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