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Kelsey Legg

@kelseychapstick.bsky.social
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I write about shopping & style for a show you have definitely heard of, and I used to write about music you have probably not heard

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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trying to figure out if I need a tetanus shot from getting scratched on a sharp screw while rooting around in my Halloween loft. Spooky
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
nono, you're confused, it's easy. If it's a girl its Incubus and if it's a boy it's Hoobastank
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need to know if he’s single. I’m not, but I’m just curious
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m doing my regularly scheduled re-immersion into Bad Religion and am once again sure Greg Graffin has one of the sexiest voices of all time. There’s desperation in that gravel you simply cannot recreate unless you’re a craven animal 😮‍💨
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Glenn Tranzig @wheredidjasongo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RIP Frank Beard
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 08/08/2026
this is great but also fails to capture her true essence. like imagine if steampunk ghislaine maxwell also did ted talks
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The thing that’s always been missing from this app for me is the lack of Amanda Palmer hate. Finally, my people have shown themselves 🙏🏻
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Liz Shuler @lizshuler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Congratulations to the workers at ABC News Digital on voting unanimously to join @wgaeast.bsky.social!
variety.com
ABC News Digital Workers Unionize With WGA East in Unanimous Vote
Employees at ABC News' digital division voted unanimously to form a union with the Writers Guild of America East.
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Writers Guild of America East @wgaeast.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Read more via @variety.com: variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
ABC News Digital Workers Unionize With WGA East in Unanimous Vote
Employees at ABC News' digital division voted unanimously to form a union with the Writers Guild of America East.
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Melanie Schmitz @melslien.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"ABC News Digital’s roughly 50-member bargaining team voted unanimously to set WGA East as its collective bargaining rep. The unit includes digital reporters, editors and video and social media producers who contribute to ... ABC’s online entities." deadline.com/2026/08/abc-...
deadline.com
ABC News Digital Staffers Unionize Under WGA East Amid FCC Threats To Network
Staffers at ABC News' digital outlets have unionized under the Writers Guild of America East.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cryin in the club because we fucking did it, baby. ABC News Digital has unionized 😭 variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
ABC News Digital Workers Unionize With WGA East in Unanimous Vote
Employees at ABC News' digital division voted unanimously to form a union with the Writers Guild of America East.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thinking about what kind of lasting psychological damage the sperm race scene at the beginning of Look Who’s Talking probably did to me
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A multi-billion dollar data center is being built in the town over from my hometown. The same town where my dad is buried and where my nieces and nephews go to school and live and play, right down the road from my sisters and my elderly mom, all the friends I have loved my whole life. I feel sick.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There was a dude in the office dressed like JFK and I’m hearing It Ain’t Over Til It’s Over everywhere, Love Story has done unprecedented things to New York trends in a way I don’t think I’ve ever seen in my 13 years here
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ayyy Nate from Skeletonwitch is playing with a bunch of my old friends on the first Bringers of Disease song in a decade? More?? Love this blast from my black metal groupie past youtu.be/mQtBM7sm0Lo?...
youtu.be
BRINGERS OF DISEASE - FIRST BORN OF THE DEAD
YouTube video by disorderrecordings
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Had the perfect 24 Valentine’s Day hours of seeing Wuthering Heights (it was spectacular; I’m happy to fight you on this), getting roses, fancy candy AND jewelry, going to a sick runway show, then French cuisine, lots of wine, and the NIN show. Then we took New Jersey transit home.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Went to a writer’s salon and an author I love asked if we knew each other on Instagram (we do) then said she loves my fashion posts so now I have to blush, kms, and figure out how to get my head through doorways for the next few days all at once
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
solidarity forever
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Every time I check in on the other app it’s like the same handful of brooklyn lit scene girlies who think being mean to strangers is a personality posting kind of dated hot takes and defending themselves by being like “you’re just mad I have a huge rack” and like, babe, we are almost 40 years old
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Broadchurch goes insane. God I love British murder shows. And the British Murder Boys but that’s a different convo
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My birthday is a great day to see the photos people have posted of me and realizing I have looked extremely different like a thousand times lmao
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Two people told me I look like Julia Fox this week and while I don’t see it, I am wildly flattered. Also I read her book and we worked at the same dungeon and both had Smoking Steve as a client so I think we should be friends.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Every time a restaurant opens near my hometown and I get excited to eat there, it comes out that the owner is a raging transphobe or homophobe. I truly love being from West Virginia but Jesus fucking Christ, y’all.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I think my Spotify wrapped top artists (NIN, Depeche Mode, Slayyyter, Depeche Mode) could have shortened the message to “you’re horny” and that would have gotten the message across
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A photo from that very first shoot, wherein I was the same age as the girl who just rang me up 🥲(21)
A photo of me in the shower, black eyeliner running and hair blonde, black and blueish purple. I definitely have a lip ring AND a Monroe piercing.
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I just bought a black thong bodysuit and thigh highs socks at LA Apparel (which is just American apparel) in SoHo for a photo shoot I’m doing with my photographer friend who has been taking pictures of me since 2008, which is exactly what year that experience made me think it was
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I had to work from home last week and it reminded me why I was incredibly mentally ill during the ten years of my life where that was the norm. Never fuckin again lol
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This holiday season, see what he’s REALLY about: Put Lorena McKennitt’s “The Mummer’s Dance” on your sex playlist
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Fun story: My #1 listened to song this year is going to be, without question, Lo Fidelity All Stars w/ Pigeonhead’s “Battle Flag” bc I heard it in the episode of ER where Carter gets stabbed and was immediately like “Jesus Christ I forgot how PERFECT this song is” and then Saturday, I went to
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s a Christmas miracle, our rent is only going up $50 next year 🥲🥲🥲
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
People say the most insane shit to me about my body on such a regular basis that I actually feel like I’m going insane
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Do I seem like a woman with bush? A friend sent me non-SKIMS merkin undies and I am now curious why
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I stood up on the subway platform with my thousand bags to check when the M train is coming and some perfectly robust 30something dude snatched my seat right under my ass. It felt great to look him in the eye while I called him a son of a bitch though lol
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
That was incredible. I’m not even a Del Toro fangirl but I might become one now?? Good lord
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I have no idea what’s up with Canada. I know it’s up there, but it’s like someone erased it in my mind. Nary a clue what Canada’s about
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m a simple woman, give me the heaviest 4 on the floor you’ve ever heard and a hissy little hi hat on the back half of the 1 and I will dance
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I just met Chris Noth in a bar and I swear to god I have never been more starstruck in my fucking life. MISTER FUCKING BIG LIKES MY TATTOOS??
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I lightly teased a guy I’ve known for 30 years on Facebook for crashing out about an election in a city he’s never lived in and I think he might **** *******
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 05/11/2025
many of the worst people in the world are having a Bad Time right now, and for that i am thankful
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/11/2025
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Huddled by my door in Bushwick waiting for the Quran delivery and firing squads I was promised by my conservative in-laws
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
NEVER FUCKIN MIND, BAYBEEE
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is how I found out about Dick Cheney
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I got a makeover by celebrity makeup artist Anthony Nguyen! Watch it in full here: youtu.be/G6TnkuBm4a4?...
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Celebrity makeup artist gives tips for Morticia Addams-inspired Halloween makeover
YouTube video by Good Morning America
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Before I left, a man in his late 50s who is a mutual of my very good longtime friend waited until that friend went to find water to start grabbing my ass before trying to shove his tongue down my throat, which I shut down LOUDLY and immediately. I’d just spent like 20 minutes going off about how
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Kelsey Legg @kelseychapstick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Went to a rave and made it four hours, not bad for a retired ‘head
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