declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 10hthink I watched The Shining on TCM around that time too. pretty gnarly at age 9. 000
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026at some point an exec there must have pitched using it as grounds to be classified as a religion for tax purposes 150
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 02/10/20268in food in the back of my car, while it’s pissin down, with an episode of well there’s your problem on. good shit. 010
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026drop thing gently form small height. thing flips from slightly uneven surface, falls on floor, comes apart, parts roll to hard to reach area under large piece of furniture. 121
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026andy burnham doing the whole “I'll never forget that first day at pit” 141
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026orange order marching down yer road and israel wanting to play ya in football on the same day feels like having melts ya didn’t invite back at the afters 021
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026packet of wipes: how many do ya want? “one please” packet of wipes: ah take the whole lot gwan 041
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026had a wholemeal scone and it’s like they sucked all the joy out of it 110
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026toothpaste is either €2 or €7 and only in between when on special offer 071
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026love how dogs evolved from chill wolves who were like “giz a bih a dah” 0199
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026eating a meal out alone on my birthday. life is bleak. but there’s silver linings, I guess. 260
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I dunno why Lynch called it Lost Highway. It may have took the auld fella ages on it with a lawnmower, but he knew where he was going. 011
