declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 14ma relative of mine spends half an hour finding a move that’s an hour and a half cause he refuses to watch a 2 hour movie 010
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 30munironically did the Haaland jump scare at seeing my own reflection, only the reflection was my silhouette on the wall, which was cut of alfred hitchcock. 000
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 11hdrop thing gently form small height. thing flips from slightly uneven surface, falls on floor, comes apart, parts roll to hard to reach area under large piece of furniture. 121
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026andy burnham doing the whole “I'll never forget that first day at pit” 141
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026orange order marching down yer road and israel wanting to play ya in football on the same day feels like having melts ya didn’t invite back at the afters 021
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026packet of wipes: how many do ya want? “one please” packet of wipes: ah take the whole lot gwan 041
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026had a wholemeal scone and it’s like they sucked all the joy out of it 110
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026toothpaste is either €2 or €7 and only in between when on special offer 071
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026love how dogs evolved from chill wolves who were like “giz a bih a dah” 0188
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026eating a meal out alone on my birthday. life is bleak. but there’s silver linings, I guess. 260
declan @kelpdeck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I dunno why Lynch called it Lost Highway. It may have took the auld fella ages on it with a lawnmower, but he knew where he was going. 011
