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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@kellyutykanski.bsky.social
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Election is coming. Time to vote out every Republican. So tired of a Truth Optional Orange Fuckleberry for president. Love love love my husband, friends, one cousin, and my kitties and dog.

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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 11h
What the actual hell is Little Marco even saying with his historical name dropping and word salad in Athens today?
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NCIS Season 2 Episode 22, titled SWAK. y pestis almost kills DiNozzo. Watch it. It's fun research. Retired veterinary technician here. I know about y pestis, you should too. Russia will not be forthcoming, and DJT will also not be.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ANY GOP REPRESENTATIVE OR SENATOR saying they HAVEN'T SEEN Trump's taxpayer paid ads on TV is DERELICT by not having proper STAFF whose jobs are to SHOW them these ads. I mean THEY HAVE SEEN THEM anyways.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look Nigel Farage, every fashion plate ensemble you put together makes you look like the pathetic Don Cherry wannabe that you truly are.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s the deal with these young Creepy white men?!?
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As a 1967 Gen Xer I can solve the AI will kill us all problems. Mandatory installation of Tic Tac Toe on all AI platforms. If you know....
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK jr. Is literally lying live on TV. There were dozens of clinical trials before 1988 when the call began for all infants to receive the hepatitis B vaccine. The CDC recommended it in 1991.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel trying to say the FBI standards were lessened to allow VICTIMS of beasteality not perpetrators. Tha fuck. Moron. Like when I did farm calls as a vet tech, that male goat was like hey girl....
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beautiful Arizona morning today. Enjoy Sunday everyone.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who gave fuckleberry orange horse tranquilizers this morning?
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuckleberry orange is sleeping at the Pentagon memorial.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank you @alexwittreports.bsky.social for all the great reporting. I'll miss you every weekend.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you Bluesky for 6k followers. Since leaving evil toxic spaces, this is wonderful. Thanks again to all who have followed.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks JD because I definitely want the water sucking noisy data center AND a nuclear power plant in the neighborhood. Fucking hillbilly, his word, moron.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rest in amazing power and peace Gloria Steinem. 92 amazing years. My mood
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Black White Feminism: Melancholy Smoke
ALT: Black White Feminism: Melancholy Smoke
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😀 @loworderprimate.bsky.social
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Grandpa, 101, 1925-2026. Passed. Sad but he had a long, wonderful life. He didn't die cuz his parachute didn't open. He was fully vaccinated flu, covid-19, everything he could as they came out. He took 1 BP pill. Blessings.
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My thoughts are with Nepal this morning. The death toll will be staggering with the flash flood.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why does Sarah Huckabee Sanders dress shop at the Walmart shower curtain department? Anyone
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Lee K @bselected.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@raskin.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @vanhollen.senate.gov
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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Kinlika @kinlika.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What say you America Are you sick of winning yet?
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Rep. Max Miller R Ohio, looks high AF on @cnn.com @jaketapper.bsky.social on The Lead With Jake Tapper right now.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This orange maniac is just babbling in the Oval Office for like an hour now.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rep. Max Miller R is also a pig for abusing his ex-wife a d daughter.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎
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VAUGHN HILLYARD in for @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social on @connectwithjacob.bsky.social this morning. Jacob's headed to Detroit for Michigan's primary election this coming Tuesday. Let's go Vaughn. I'm here in Surprise AZ. As Vaughn is from Scottsdale.
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Rfk Jr. On @cnn.com losing his shit to Dana Bash regarding false vaccine claims of autism. He states no vaccines children get under the age of 8 have been studied for autism. BOTH the TDaP & Polio vaccines have been extensively studied as a cause for autism with no evidence thereof JFK Jr is a nut
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇧🇳🇱🇨🇵🇧🇪🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maybe Rep. Jimmy Petronis R doesn't understand that president bonespurs issues 77 preemptive pardons. To the likes of Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows and Sidney Powell.
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Chris Grumpy & Getting Grumpier @fusewiretheloud.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Find this guy ⬇️ youtube.com/shorts/C02j8...
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Bayside Miami, FL Who is he?
YouTube video by TizzyEnt
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Receptioniste @receptioniste.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The HOUSE JUST VOTED 215-211 to advance a rule to advance a rule that would attach THE SAVE ACT to the State Dept & Foreign Operations Bill INSTEAD OF ALLOWING a clean stand-alone vote Republicans are trying to back door your VOTING RIGHTS
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Karoline Leavitt just SAID it takes a village to help her with her children and returning to work. We are really on Earth 2.
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-<:[=WISTEELA=]:>- @wisteela.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#NigelFarage #Farage
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/07/2026
News outlets already know Trump’s speech tonight will focus on disinformation regarding voting machines and foreign influence in elections. They have no business airing it live without real-time fact-checking.
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Sen. Chuck Grassley R 92 needs to retire. Iowans elected him at age 90. Ridiculous. Iowa Republicans are even more ridiculous. I have a 101 old grandpa. I don't want him running for any office. He's ALL there, except for his hearing aids, his health is stellar FOR 101 yrs So NOT for a public office.
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Why is the president having yet another physical and cognitive test at Walter Reed today as he just announced on his Truth Social post this am?
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@johnking-cnn.bsky.social in South Lyon, Michigan. I lived there several years. Great town, great people. Hope he had a wonderful time there meeting Michiganders.
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Graham Platner, narcissist misogynistic douchebag til the end.
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Did Scott Jennings use a Quija board to talk to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today?
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Can everyone remember that the building permits for this Pfizer building were issued under Mayor Eric Adams NOT Mayor Mamdani when Fox News blames the eventual building damage/collapse on Mamdani.
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Where is Senator Chuck Shumer asking about possibly brain dead Senator Mitch McConnell? Anyone, Bueller?
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Both Ken Paxton and Graham Platner suck.
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So he's got no understanding of FIFA soccer yellow and red cards or rules in general. It's like your mom calling the refs and interfering. JFC
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Great job @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social showing Trump's vanity Washington DC on your new show @connectwithjacob.bsky.social That woman burying her brother at Arlington National cemetery then visiting the Kennedy center for performing arts summed it all up for us.
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I'm all for love. But these two Empire State climbing MFers, I hope King Kong gets them.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Exactly. #Pinks
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Here's what the SAVE Act actually does to you:
Your driver's license? Not good enough.
Your REAL ID? Nope.
Your military ID? Still no.
To register, or even update your registration after moving, you must show up in person to an election office with a passport or birth certificate. A passport costs at least $165. A certified birth certificate runs $10 to $50. A lost naturalization certificate costs $1,385 to replace.
That's not a safeguard.
That's a poll tax.
Online registration is used by 42 states and would be eliminated. Mail registration would end entirely.
Already registered for years? Doesn't matter.
Move down the block, change your name, switch your party? You're back in line at the election office with documents in hand.
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Just bawling as I'm reading this SCOTUS ruling on the Haitian immigrant TPS recipients.
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Donny Dementia freeballing at G7. Struggling to talk and wheezing. If he just dropped dead on air.
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These fighters with their bare feet in the White House on the carpet. JFC
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