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Kelly Simpson

@kellysaysthat.bsky.social
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I frequently get stuck on music, football, investing/the market, and the NYT Crossword. Definitely not financial advice, and only sometimes the views of my employer.

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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 6h
Whatever is up with $MRVL seems like good news. Jensen call paying off finally maybe? (Not financial advice. Pure speculation.)
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 17h
Wrote the sentence "Monetary policy is a blunt instrument" and thinking of how my Years 11 and 12 economics teacher, Mr Johnston, would be proud.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Death, taxes, and my apartment leaking when it rains.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂 Are you going to Goodthings this year? I’d sworn off it but I’ve got relatives going so tempted haha
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I spent a lot of time learning all the lyrics to Limp Bizkit songs when I was fifteen and it’s finally going to come in handy but I don’t know how to feel about it.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For real though this pitch is a disgrace #Socceroos
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Riley time #Socceroos
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“This is going straight to the poolroom” I adore Australian football
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No wayyyyyy #Socceroos
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
100%
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s wild that we’re hosting Brazil and this is the pitch we’re offering them. #Socceroos
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cannot sleep. Realised an investment in Etsy is a tacit endorsement of the Etsy witches so maybe I will
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One thing I didn’t understand enough until recently was that you get to develop your own investment theses and manifestos and invest accordingly. You genuinely do not have to finance bro. It rules.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"AI might take my job" appearing as a challenger when you'd always assumed you'd get the first look in must be illuminating.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tbh I want to hear more female voices elevated in the AI-will-kill-us discussion. Not to speak for all of us, but a lot of us feel at risk most days as a condition of living even pre-AI. I sorta wonder if some men are facing their own mortality or perceiving a greater power for the first time.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is such a tough but incredible watch. Buddy forever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0m8...
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Performing For Love - Buddy Nielsen
YouTube video by Soft White Underbelly
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having had a bad cold for the last few days after about two years of health, it's abundantly clear to me why we all went crazy during Covid.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do our super funds have stadiums
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is TERRIBLE. Defund the arts.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Paid to rent Who's Watching online because it's by Tim Kasher but unforch I rented the wrong one so I'm watching an Aussie film set in a coastal town and I guess I'm having a Who's Watching movie marathon today.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feel sick, can’t sleep, la dispute
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New Menzingers is up there with old Menzingers
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Novel writing is so slow.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New Menzingers is a grower (ie. I'm on my second listen in a row and I love it now)
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope we meet again.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Met an art teacher tonight. There are people whose job it is to coax beauty out of others and I love that for us.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve reversed my position on the bus. I now think it’s incredible people watching.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm all for diversification - in every sense. In the stock sense, I low key wish my whole port was NOT diversified and was all in on my one (1) good stock. Not financial advice. Clearly.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whatever keeps your heart light, whatever keeps you is alright by me
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Disco Stu should've Disco ducked Get back to work, Stewart Wallet inspector! (I'm) becoming isolated and weird Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Alley Cats is PDG (pretty damn grim)
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm sure it's fine that I can't function without coffee. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that at all.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some bands are a time machine.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Seahaven tour yewwww
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Reacher is the perfect background show. I'm half-watching it, absorbing none of it, but my monkey mind is sated.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Doesn't seem like it's going well over there.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Choosing to believe these fck off huge rats I just saw scurrying around the building site near the Pyrmont Bridge are chipmunks or possums because otherwise I’m going to have to alert somebody.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Freaking love that being human is such a point of difference for being a writer all of a sudden.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I may never be fully green again.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When headlines say that X stock has soared by Y% in the pre-market but I’m down by one million percent so it barely registers as a sign of life in my port. Just Kelly things.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not lying when I say I’ve manifested unlimited olives.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Writing is my favourite feeling. Wherever these sentences come from - I'm glad they exist via me.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
TIL Muji is listed on the stock exchange. Feel like I'm going to start investing in Uniqlo and Muji, the only two good companies left in the world. (Not financial advice.)
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My ELF Shares are up for the first time since owning them lol. My inability to let anything go sometimes pays modest dividends. (NFA)
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New Ted Lasso is so twee. I don't know if I can do it.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don’t know what I’m talking about obviously but being more able to experience what’s already around us but only usually reveals itself after very strong coffee or, er, drugs - well I just think that would be neat. Not financial advice.
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m actually bullish on pervert glasses not for reasons of perving but because the brain is so limited by what it can process that tech that does it better could help us experience consciousness in incredible new ways. Alas, the two cannot coexist except with ethical design and uh…
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Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine how good those five felt though.
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