Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I spent a lot of time learning all the lyrics to Limp Bizkit songs when I was fifteen and it’s finally going to come in handy but I don’t know how to feel about it. 120
Reposted by Kelly Simpsonryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352791344
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For real though this pitch is a disgrace #Socceroos 140
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s wild that we’re hosting Brazil and this is the pitch we’re offering them. #Socceroos 230
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cannot sleep. Realised an investment in Etsy is a tacit endorsement of the Etsy witches so maybe I will 001
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One thing I didn’t understand enough until recently was that you get to develop your own investment theses and manifestos and invest accordingly. You genuinely do not have to finance bro. It rules. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tbh I want to hear more female voices elevated in the AI-will-kill-us discussion. Not to speak for all of us, but a lot of us feel at risk most days as a condition of living even pre-AI. I sorta wonder if some men are facing their own mortality or perceiving a greater power for the first time. 100
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is such a tough but incredible watch. Buddy forever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0m8...youtube.comPerforming For Love - Buddy NielsenYouTube video by Soft White Underbelly 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Having had a bad cold for the last few days after about two years of health, it's abundantly clear to me why we all went crazy during Covid. 010
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Paid to rent Who's Watching online because it's by Tim Kasher but unforch I rented the wrong one so I'm watching an Aussie film set in a coastal town and I guess I'm having a Who's Watching movie marathon today. 100
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026New Menzingers is up there with old Menzingers 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026New Menzingers is a grower (ie. I'm on my second listen in a row and I love it now) 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Met an art teacher tonight. There are people whose job it is to coax beauty out of others and I love that for us. 110
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve reversed my position on the bus. I now think it’s incredible people watching. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm all for diversification - in every sense. In the stock sense, I low key wish my whole port was NOT diversified and was all in on my one (1) good stock. Not financial advice. Clearly. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Whatever keeps your heart light, whatever keeps you is alright by me 000
Reposted by Kelly SimpsonFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 100268206328
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Disco Stu should've Disco ducked Get back to work, Stewart Wallet inspector! (I'm) becoming isolated and weird Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella 020
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm sure it's fine that I can't function without coffee. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that at all. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Reacher is the perfect background show. I'm half-watching it, absorbing none of it, but my monkey mind is sated. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Doesn't seem like it's going well over there. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Choosing to believe these fck off huge rats I just saw scurrying around the building site near the Pyrmont Bridge are chipmunks or possums because otherwise I’m going to have to alert somebody. 020
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Freaking love that being human is such a point of difference for being a writer all of a sudden. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When headlines say that X stock has soared by Y% in the pre-market but I’m down by one million percent so it barely registers as a sign of life in my port. Just Kelly things. 100
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Not lying when I say I’ve manifested unlimited olives. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Writing is my favourite feeling. Wherever these sentences come from - I'm glad they exist via me. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026TIL Muji is listed on the stock exchange. Feel like I'm going to start investing in Uniqlo and Muji, the only two good companies left in the world. (Not financial advice.) 010
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My ELF Shares are up for the first time since owning them lol. My inability to let anything go sometimes pays modest dividends. (NFA) 010
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026New Ted Lasso is so twee. I don't know if I can do it. 010
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’m actually bullish on pervert glasses not for reasons of perving but because the brain is so limited by what it can process that tech that does it better could help us experience consciousness in incredible new ways. Alas, the two cannot coexist except with ethical design and uh… 111
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Creative writing on paper hits so differently when there’s not an AI bot waiting to pop up with a ‘helpful suggestion’. 020
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Are you meant to show or hide your fear of monkeys when they’re around. Rhetorical. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Siri, play "People that are going to hell" by The Vandals 131
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The part of a massage where they lull you into a relaxed sense of security and then just beat you up to let you know it's over. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Watching the half time entertainment since I missed it this sleepy AM and it was... not good. 100
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What if Martinez just let one in for a little treat. Just one. 000
Kelly Simpson @kellysaysthat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Genuinely so excited to watch a 90 minute game with no hydration break once this concludes 000