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Kelly

@kellydeal.bsky.social
201 followers 74 following 397 posts

Forever covered in dog hair.

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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 18h
Ditka died. Fly the Vienna Beef flag at half staff and take the rest of the day off, Chicago.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I replied to my husband’s text with a 👍 because I knew he’d lose his mind. I’m a delight.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nope.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Charlie Brown.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a lady
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
omg, stop it with those eyes. she's too cute.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More Poppy content, Michael.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did you find Zwiegart canvas? ooooh, are you using paint and brushes or acrylic markers? I just bought some acrylic markers I've not used yet. Are you charting your own art? People say punch needle is expensive, but I don't want to ever hear that again after grabbing needlepoint supplies.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’re not in the right group chat.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this a good time to say happy birthday?
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rumspringa
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just enjoy the Soft Jams for the Newly Divorced soundtrack they keep on loop and enjoy the old timey paintings of the ghost children next to the booths. Cc: @lowrentkicker.bsky.social
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gotta hit up Cosetta’s then go sit in a glitter booth at Mancini’s, have a drink and buy a few pull tabs.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🥺
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly would’ve hated the fuss.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ALL of the cookies, Michael. She said please.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whenever I hear “How Soon Is Now?” it reminds me of my older brother driving us around LA in his Yugo, where I spotted the Hollywood sign for the first time.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh I most definitely want to see this magnificently mustachioed squirrel.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
👋
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you ever encounter someone with a big dog and a little dog and your first instinct is to go pet little dog, stop and pet that big dog. Big dog is a total sweetheart but looks scary next to little dog. Little dog is a teeny menace that will find an instant reason to beef.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Saved by NYC Second Chance Rescue takes a rescued lab beagle to see the ocean for the first time and they automatically start "air swimming": #AGoodPlace
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Take that, Farmers’ Almanac!
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gird your loins, friends. I can tell by my early seasonal mustache growth, a long winter's coming.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Another tornado siren.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I can’t believe people actually buy tote bags. I’ve never bought a tote in my life yet I have approximately 700 of them.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
She may be old, but she did herself proud. Original post
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have a tight deadline I need to meet for work, so naturally I'm researching the positive economic impact the light rail train has had on the Twin Cities since its inception, which, as you can guess, has nothing to do with the actual work I need to get done.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yeah it’s heading southeast so we’re out of the basement.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tornado warning. Cool cool cool cool.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
And here comes the hail.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We have your share here! Currently listening to 80s new wave and feeding the pups a little rotisserie chicken to calm them down. They haaaaate storms.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Literal angel
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What a dumb fucking question
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They look like literal angels
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
unfortunately the Brando/butter correlation is pretty awful.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Chop, chop! Your girl is hungry! (she's so stinkin' cute)
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bigger issue: WHERE’S THE POPPY CONTENT, MICHAEL?
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I will never stop commenting too much on dog adoption and senior dog rescue instagram posts. Never!
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
These elders are lawless, Cary Jo. Lawless!
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They're in MN so 🤞
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My almost-80 mom has a friend who bought a Tesla because she’s elderly and the “car can help me drive.” Friends, check on who your parents are hanging out with.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cary Jo.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"If gravity stopped working right this very minute, how long would it take to die after being shot into space." Not NOW, intrusive thoughts. Can't a girl just wait for her chicken tenders to heat up in peace.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He beat me to it
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I love them
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 18/06/2026
Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy > neal.fun/wiki-spy/
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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Uh, HELLO. “Twilight” was a whole thing. If sparkling vampires battling shirtless werewolves over a girl looking hot in her khaki skirt isn’t serious romantic stakes, I don’t know what to tell you, friend.
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Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I mean, the movie was about a guy who fell in love with a mannequin so it just felt right.
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