Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I replied to my husband’s text with a 👍 because I knew he’d lose his mind. I’m a delight. 090
Reposted by KellyCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 139102381614
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Whenever I hear “How Soon Is Now?” it reminds me of my older brother driving us around LA in his Yugo, where I spotted the Hollywood sign for the first time. 000
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you ever encounter someone with a big dog and a little dog and your first instinct is to go pet little dog, stop and pet that big dog. Big dog is a total sweetheart but looks scary next to little dog. Little dog is a teeny menace that will find an instant reason to beef. 070
Reposted by KellyMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Saved by NYC Second Chance Rescue takes a rescued lab beagle to see the ocean for the first time and they automatically start "air swimming": #AGoodPlace 1234563611
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Gird your loins, friends. I can tell by my early seasonal mustache growth, a long winter's coming. 170
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I can’t believe people actually buy tote bags. I’ve never bought a tote in my life yet I have approximately 700 of them. 050
Reposted by KellyMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026She may be old, but she did herself proud. Original post 3219896954
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I have a tight deadline I need to meet for work, so naturally I'm researching the positive economic impact the light rail train has had on the Twin Cities since its inception, which, as you can guess, has nothing to do with the actual work I need to get done. 030
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I will never stop commenting too much on dog adoption and senior dog rescue instagram posts. Never! 050
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My almost-80 mom has a friend who bought a Tesla because she’s elderly and the “car can help me drive.” Friends, check on who your parents are hanging out with. 140
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"If gravity stopped working right this very minute, how long would it take to die after being shot into space." Not NOW, intrusive thoughts. Can't a girl just wait for her chicken tenders to heat up in peace. 030
Reposted by KellyNeal Agarwal @neal.fun · 18/06/2026Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy > neal.fun/wiki-spy/ 16446118
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Literally just got in an argument with my husband over whether or not the song. "King of Wishful Thinking" was in Pretty Woman or Mannequin. I will never tell who won, dear reader. Me. It wasn't me. 120
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026OMG Chicago Bears, just goooooo already. You’re embarrassing yourselves. 020
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Turns out my dogs are digging their very own Shawshank escape tunnel under the fence and their Rita Hayworth poster is a large Hosta plant. 030
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 01/06/2026"I'm feeling really anxious today," she thinks to herself after taking a sip of her third cup of coffee. 130
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Everyone knows new garbage disposals are the traditional 12th wedding anniversary gift. 020
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Some people have dryers that eat socks, we have the couch that eats Apple TV remotes. 140
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026My productivity hack? I don't allow myself to open a new browser tab until I close 22 of the other open browsers tabs. 040
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Hot take: No TV, music or movie star’s kids are actually asking their famous parents what they were like in the 90s. 050
Reposted by KellyMegan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student. 240134614889
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I think as soon as you’ve cast your early vote you shouldn’t be exposed to any political ads anywhere again. That would definitely drive people to the polls. 050
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I don’t go out much anymore because I’d rather hang out with my dogs and do my granny hobbies. I went to a comedy show for the first time in forever on Saturday night and wound up in the ER 2 nights later with a nasty respiratory infection that turned out to be influenza A. That will teach me. 190
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The special is great, and we got to see Jackie open for Maria Bamford last Saturday. Iconic lineup! 020
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My mom’s never been on time with birthday cards for her own child, but she has not missed one year of getting a birthday card to my husband in his birthday since we’ve been married 😂 anyway, happy birthday to the leap baby, love you! 130
Reposted by KellyRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection. 239134314755
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This has Old Busted Baddies class action lawsuit written all over it. 010
Reposted by KellySarah Barsness @sarahbarsness.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It is absolutely not hyperbole when I say that released detainees could very well die from exposure if it weren't for these folks. www.gofundme.com/f/safe-haven...gofundme.comDonate to Safe Haven MN, organized by Natalie EhretSafe Haven was created to help individuals released from ICE detention centers who are often discharged wi… Natalie Ehret needs your support for Safe Haven MN 12722
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 25, 2026 010
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 23/01/2026There are thousands of Minnesotans standing outside in downtown Minneapolis in -10 weather (not even counting the windchill) fighting for us all today. I love you so much, Minnesota you are my second home! 060
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Going to the post office, then I’m not leaving the house for 3 days. I’ll be under the blanket if you need me. 000
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 15/01/2026They can’t stand to be mocked. We need of this energy into the mix. 000
Reposted by KellyJustin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 10/01/2026I haven’t seen this beauty enough over here 2145
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Can't get a hold of my mom, so I guess I just have to enter 2026 with the mystery of why she sent me a case of plant-based protein smoothie pouches for my birthday hanging over my head. 150
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I'm having a blue sky mystery box sale. For $0 USD I will send you a box full of ancient mystery cables collecting dust in a box. 130
Kelly @kellydeal.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I know people think the youngest always has the easiest time in the family but did YOU ever have to go with your mom to work at the quilt store in the next town over where the ladies would come in to adult gossip and smoke cigarettes in your face? 180
