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Prime directives 1. Serve the public trust. 2. Protect the innocent. 3. Uphold the law.

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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 1m
I'm tired...Carrick has to go right? Way out of his depth. We've gone from Ruben's ruthless fitness regime to "just do what you want lads" These guys are professional full time athletes. Isn't it like the first rule that you're to be fit?
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
United are going to knee jerk, sack Carrick and appoint Conte aren't they? Just what we need, a psychopath
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean, whatever the controversy. Shane Gillis on SNL was simply just not funny.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hate football at the moment United are just insufferable and football in general is just a bore, 3 weeks international break has ruined my enthusiasm
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And which Pro Kremlin British politician gas lit everyone into believing Brexit was a brilliant idea and that Vladimir Putin is the politician he admired most??
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I fixed the headline Russian/Israeli puppet surprised at noble peace prize snub despite numerous war crimes including bombing 120 Iranian school children.
static.klipy.com
Donald Trump Makes Funny Faces
ALT: Donald Trump Makes Funny Faces
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ya know what's a scam? Paying for Spotify Premium for no ads but podcasts record them within their content anyway. Scam.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That Danny Thomo geezer is a weird bloke isn't he? He clearly has no job or mates.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean announcing you'll be storing ammunition in that new arch thing is not a good idea right?
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Golfing twice in 3 days here...what a life
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh that's great, she's not going to the real Australia, doesn't count.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Day off in the sunsshhhhiiiine
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
and you didn't think to also come to Australia? Cool
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a guilty little thing for Laila Cunningham... I'm not hating
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No reason for Reacher to be a 6 foot 5 hunk hey? An enjoyable watch but It's a bit silly innit?
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So if Trump has apparently made $20 TN in tarrif fees, instead of giving everyone $5K he could halve the US deficit.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think my most favourite Reformer Tory I dislike the most is Jenrick, what an absolute hideous ghoul he truly is.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why can't United kill off games? Seriously, so bad at it.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also never leave a game early, especially being only 2-1 down.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a goal, thriker!
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It seems like playing our massive and athletic striker up top and whipping balls into him actually works
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Surprised Farage even drinks Guinness due to the fact that it's foreign, black and needs to settle.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Excellent work by Led By Donkeys. Got Reform right in the act. Let's wait for the protests and cold rage to follow calling for them all to resign.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm serious everyone, this is comedy gold.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We can't be having Shaw and Dalot all season though can we? Harry Amass gets a look in this year? Also gutted nothing came out of those Myles Lewis-Skelly rumours, what a player. Arsenal would have been foolish to let him go.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm sorry, I will take a lot of criticism of Manchester United but I will not stand for Kobbie Mainoo slander.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My new hobby is watching the absolute cringe that is Partridge-esque,Gregg Wallace trying to 'reinvent his image' then reading all the hilarious comments after.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fire pit and Goldeneye in the yard 👍🏻
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, it's basically a watered down Kill Bill in the GOT universe. It's good but gets repetitive.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So Ghost Of Yotei is a brilliant game but I've feel into a rut hunting the Kitsune, snow is lame. Just bought Mafia Definitive Edition for $10 and gonna give it a go...FURGEDDABOUDIT
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Australian government is gutless. You better stop or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I just want to live in a world where racism and corruption is bad again.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pauline Hanson is pro gambling, fire arms and tobacco. None of these are in the interests of everyday Australians and just lines the filthy pockets of her investors and whoever is paying her this week. Voting for One Nation is like Turkeys voting for Christmas.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Imagine if Farage had been hounded over that 5M quid gift the way Jason Arday was hounded about nonsense claims?
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One almighty backhander and it's a choice of Goodwin, Yusuf or Jenrick? I'm going to have to sleep on this one I think.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Found this beauty in the wild 😍
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am really nervous about United this season. I really want Angelo Stiller, why aren't we signing Angelo Stiller?
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Must be awesome just spouting and promising whatever online with absolutely no context in how you intend to carry it out.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What an absolute thriker from Mbappe
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
OK clever radio segment idea. @mrjamesob.bsky.social takes a book written from one of the usual grifters and reviews it. Starting off with Matt Goodwin's AI-biography.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That was the name of my first band
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Musk's social media platform is out of control. It's completely deranged like how is it legal?
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Seriously, when that cunt Farage finally shows his face and turns up for an interview wheel these lasses in and ask him if he accepts any culpability for what happened. If he doesn't press the cunt and if he keeps doing then keep pressing him. It's time we stopped giving fascists an easy ride
theguardian.com
‘It was so terrifying’: care workers tell of being trapped at home by Belfast mob
Sumayah Nakazibwe and Stella Ariokot feared they would be next as fires took hold of neighbouring houses
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Ahh it's Ok, the police are here, I should be sweet" Said no black guy ever.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So all the Farage protectors are admitting Tommy Robinson and his knuckle dragging mates who are currently setting fire to and smashing up Southampton at the moment do not know what cold rage means...
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Has anyone got anything better to do then go on these weirdo marches? If you got the time for that, you have time to make your towns look less shit, pick up some litter, paint some graffiti, plant a tree.
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Reform are in ain't they lads?
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Kels @kells130.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How about Article 2, section 4 for impeachment?
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