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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Adding to the Time Out Market chorus here. The duck rice and mushroom rice at Restaurante O Frade were maybe my favorite things I ate there? Also As Bifanas do Afonso is worth a lunch stop and in a cool area to walk around.

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If your ballot has Game of Thrones but no reality television your taste is beyond redemption, sorry!

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The best part of this Packers-Jets game was when we were getting audio from the Vikings game for reasons unknown and they led into a commercial with Prince

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Five — don’t forget Ron Johnson.

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Very cool and not at all insidious thread of social media discourse intensifying lately wherein any woman who does not live within the bounds of traditional gendered expectations could only possibly be doing that to curry favor with men

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Setting everything else aside, I am finding it hard to accept that an Ed Sheeran stadium tour in the year of our lord 2026 hasn't been canceled for low ticket sales

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ok have we done enough second-wave discourse that I can brag about the fact that Gloria Steinem complimented my fit once

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

KC’s reunion performance highlights the importance of accepting that you will always, on some level, be just some fucking guy to your partner’s woman friends as a step on the journey to straight male self-actualization

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If the original Burberry Goddess has no haters then I am dead but the new flanker is made for me specifically :(

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Struggling to think of a more cursed string of words than "AI-enabled front-load washing machine"

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I say this with love and respect for their culture, but I am genuinely laughing out loud at the concept of a Minnesotan not making sure everyone knows they're from Minnesota

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Once we usher in the Senator Peggy Flanagan era, Al F*anken hagiography posting should result in a permanent automatic lifetime ban

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Oh hell yeah we have library-specific I Voted stickers now

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Accidentally learned about the Canadian exclusive flavors of Miss Vickie’s on a day I was already mad, keep me in your t’s and p’s

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

my exact first thought when i saw the premise of the new book

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Nothing but respect for MY president

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

3) A middle aged couple fighting in the street about their “smaht TV” while their teenage daughter kept repeating “it doesn’t mattah, ma” like a mantra

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

2) A cab driver screaming out his window “Do you know what a fuckin’ double yellow line means, moron? Fuckin asshole!” the very moment we stepped out of our hotel this morning

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

1) A food delivery driver riding a moped on a pedestrian path, who was summarily chastised by a woman who yelled “Hello! Share the road?” and then lit up a cig

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We have been in Boston for 31 hours and have witnessed all of the following:

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My beautiful extraterrestrial

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Production needs to thwart every Aniya-Melanie 1:1 for the remainder of Casa

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I love living in the future, where every application I have to use to get my work done now has an intrusive, Clippy-ass chatbot embedded instead of an intuitive user interface

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I yearn to see the world through Alicia Carmody’s eyes

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Widow's Bay is great because it reflects the fundamental truth that some men can be funny, including Stephen Root and Jeff Hiller, but all women are hilarious

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Oh hell yeah Ann Patchett is back to making children of divorce cry

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Drew pretending to employ twenty people is why Bravo needs to liberate itself from the tyranny of the individual storyline

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The cheese curds at the Old Fashioned don’t even crack the top five best in Madison and anyone who says they’re the best in the city should be punished

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Every time I wake up sweaty in the night I think of this text exchange with my best friend

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

New dental hygienist really got my ass this morning with a "you take such good care of your teeth... you must have had a lot of orthodontia as a child."

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

No Ladies of London update at Bravo upfronts is my supervillain origin story

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Every HBO show should have a “we went to Cherry Jones’s house and chaos ensued” episode

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

wait is this not true of all of us

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

We're the party of the working class, and none of us have ever worked in a restaurant

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Angela Oakley does the very first thing I would do if I magically woke up tall one day (carry the enormous Coach Kisslock bag) and for that I will always love her

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Thrilling for lapsed Catholics to see converts forced to learn about Catholic social teaching

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Once she tried to tell me that a parsley garnish on pasta counts as a serving of vegetables!!!

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

My best friend is a highly skilled surgeon and I recently asked her if she’s ever eaten a meatless meal and she replied “does pepperoni count as meat?”

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Having witnessed the horrors of several doctors’ diets, I do agree that medical students very badly need to learn how to cook

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Speaking of psyops I will NOT be giving into the one that’s trying to trick us into knowing that Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are not the same person

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Some of us hated Geese before it was popular!!

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I am going to be INSUFFERABLE for the rest of the night

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Which no-object-permanence behavior is most annoying: when a dog wants you to throw their ball but will not give it to you first or when a dog wants you to put their bed in a particular spot but will not move their body from that spot

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Who are you voting for in the 2028 primary and why is it Jamie Ding

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I have never loved anything the way men over 50 love calling small dogs tough nicknames

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Most MSNBC-coded thing about me is how much I love voting in person at my local library

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I have not started this season of House of Villains but seeing Below Deck virgins become Kate Chastain-pilled makes my heart sing

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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

everyone is out of their goddamn minds about this

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