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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If your ballot has Game of Thrones but no reality television your taste is beyond redemption, sorry!
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The best part of this Packers-Jets game was when we were getting audio from the Vikings game for reasons unknown and they led into a commercial with Prince
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very cool and not at all insidious thread of social media discourse intensifying lately wherein any woman who does not live within the bounds of traditional gendered expectations could only possibly be doing that to curry favor with men
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Setting everything else aside, I am finding it hard to accept that an Ed Sheeran stadium tour in the year of our lord 2026 hasn't been canceled for low ticket sales
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ok have we done enough second-wave discourse that I can brag about the fact that Gloria Steinem complimented my fit once
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
KC’s reunion performance highlights the importance of accepting that you will always, on some level, be just some fucking guy to your partner’s woman friends as a step on the journey to straight male self-actualization
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If the original Burberry Goddess has no haters then I am dead but the new flanker is made for me specifically :(
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Struggling to think of a more cursed string of words than "AI-enabled front-load washing machine"
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I say this with love and respect for their culture, but I am genuinely laughing out loud at the concept of a Minnesotan not making sure everyone knows they're from Minnesota
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Once we usher in the Senator Peggy Flanagan era, Al F*anken hagiography posting should result in a permanent automatic lifetime ban
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Little baby with big eyes
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Accidentally learned about the Canadian exclusive flavors of Miss Vickie’s on a day I was already mad, keep me in your t’s and p’s
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nothing but respect for MY president
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We have been in Boston for 31 hours and have witnessed all of the following:
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My beautiful extraterrestrial
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Production needs to thwart every Aniya-Melanie 1:1 for the remainder of Casa
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love living in the future, where every application I have to use to get my work done now has an intrusive, Clippy-ass chatbot embedded instead of an intuitive user interface
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I yearn to see the world through Alicia Carmody’s eyes
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Widow's Bay is great because it reflects the fundamental truth that some men can be funny, including Stephen Root and Jeff Hiller, but all women are hilarious
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh hell yeah Ann Patchett is back to making children of divorce cry
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Drew pretending to employ twenty people is why Bravo needs to liberate itself from the tyranny of the individual storyline
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The cheese curds at the Old Fashioned don’t even crack the top five best in Madison and anyone who says they’re the best in the city should be punished
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Every time I wake up sweaty in the night I think of this text exchange with my best friend
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New dental hygienist really got my ass this morning with a "you take such good care of your teeth... you must have had a lot of orthodontia as a child."
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Why is this sending me
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
No Ladies of London update at Bravo upfronts is my supervillain origin story
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Every HBO show should have a “we went to Cherry Jones’s house and chaos ensued” episode
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We're the party of the working class, and none of us have ever worked in a restaurant
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Angela Oakley does the very first thing I would do if I magically woke up tall one day (carry the enormous Coach Kisslock bag) and for that I will always love her
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thrilling for lapsed Catholics to see converts forced to learn about Catholic social teaching
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Having witnessed the horrors of several doctors’ diets, I do agree that medical students very badly need to learn how to cook
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Speaking of psyops I will NOT be giving into the one that’s trying to trick us into knowing that Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are not the same person
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Some of us hated Geese before it was popular!!
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Which no-object-permanence behavior is most annoying: when a dog wants you to throw their ball but will not give it to you first or when a dog wants you to put their bed in a particular spot but will not move their body from that spot
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Who are you voting for in the 2028 primary and why is it Jamie Ding
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have never loved anything the way men over 50 love calling small dogs tough nicknames
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Most MSNBC-coded thing about me is how much I love voting in person at my local library
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I have not started this season of House of Villains but seeing Below Deck virgins become Kate Chastain-pilled makes my heart sing
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I agree with this in the sense that I think people living in Madison should be enshrined as the normative subjects of US political discourse
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Love an opportunity to reminisce about the most unhinged text conversation I’ve ever had with my mom
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
As a pale person with olive undertones, I wish the light yellow trend a very polite go die forever
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I think we can all agree that the airport experience needs more men wandering around aimlessly
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Justice for Jack Fisk!!!!!
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Amy Madigan’s commitment to being a lady from Chicago is unparalleled
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Finally completed a sub-7:30 Sunday 💅🏻
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sometimes I think back on the two decades I wasted believing I didn’t like mushrooms and am overwhelmed with shame about what a colossal dumbass I was
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I love The Pitt, the show full of complex characters with interesting flaws and also God’s two most perfect creatures Mel and Dana
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Was sort of hesitant to read this in my current bad headspace because I found The Mars Room so depressing but I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much reading a novel
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Peacock should let you pay extra for a picture-in-picture feed of Kate watching this season of Below Deck
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Kellie @kellieherson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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