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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I only come to this app when something bad happens - RIP Leia I miss you already you goofy goober please say hi to your mom for me 💜

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

incredibly #blessed to be a part of the starting lineup

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

AAAAAAAND THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT (thanks @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social)

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

hello bluesky once again I have remembered your existence bc I was throw in tw*tter jail for being too cool anyways how was y’all’s Friday night last night because mine was fucking FANTASTIC

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

farewell to my last childhood dog, the dog I always dreamed of having ever since I saw Snow Dogs in theaters on my 7th bday, ruler of the Demon Boyz squad, proof that I was an OG on Bruins twitter, my favorite sweet 16 present - my baby boy Looch how I miss you so much already 🩵

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

hi hello hope y’all are doing well anyways I gotta put my last childhood dog down tomorrow and I know a lot of you know Looch from the ol’ tumblr days so yeah that’s how my life is going lmao I might kms idk we’ll see!

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

HI HELLO WHATS UP FAM IM SEEING MOTHER MONSTER TONIGHT AHHH (I only remember this app exists when I’m bored at the forum waiting for a show to start)

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

oh to be a spoiled ancient chihuahua getting a bacon flavored pup cup in bed

black and white chihuahua in a white bed, wrapped up in a blue blanket printed with multicolored feathers, licking whipped cream in a cup

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

also I might be spiraling because this is my least favorite week of January - my birthday, followed by my grandpa’s death anniversary, followed by Buddy’s death anniversary which is today oh my god I miss my fucking soul dog so much

cute lil white and grey havanese pup with his tongue sticking standing on vinyl record boxes at the greatest record shop ever god i miss the old Amoeba Hollywood building

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

happy 2026 or whatever idk the only thing actually keeping me alive is Beyoncé’s act iii & the imminent tour but frankly that is not new she’s been the only reason for a decade now lmao

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

hi hello it’s been a moment the world sux I’m living in fear for my family & friends & I bc we’re all brown & ICE is coming into our neighborhoods also I still need to go to the recorders office & get a copy of my birth certificate to carry with me this is SO FINE anyways how are y’all doing lmao

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

and as always I am grateful for the absolute fuckery you assault my eyes with

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

huge levels of libbing out today hell yeah welcome back 2012

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I can’t believe everyone in NYC will now get a tax subsidized criterion channel subscription and AMC a-list membership now hell yeah

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

LOGGING ON TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE I LOVE LOS ANGELES I LOVE THIS FUCK ASS TEAM (I hope mark walter dies) I LOVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much

a black shirt with a white design of a white dude’s face with “Billy Idol” scribbled in pink above

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT

me holding said objects at David Lynch’s grave

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Day @daybear.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

can you imagine if the person who did it is hot & beautiful again

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PISS

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Drey @kristalllkula.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

GDT remains asking the real questions: what if the monster fucks

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way

screenshot of an emoji text chain lemme paste it here :

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Charlie Kirk 💁‍♂️💥 got SHOT 💣 in the NECK 👖 while hosting his “Prove Me WRONG” 🍆🍌 table! Guess he was trying to prove his 🎱BEDROOM skills 🍑 but it backfired 💥💦 faster than you can say “PROVING HARD” 🍆😂! The bullet 🥵 must’ve been trying to SUCK his brain 👅🧠 outta his head 💨, but all it got was a taste of his MANHOOD 🍌🍆🙀! He’s currently in the hospitals 🏥, where nurses 👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ are fanning his Nasty Neck 💨💦 and he’s begging for a makeOUT session 💋💋! If you’re one of those people who’d rather argue 🌍 on a table than with your DICK, send this to 5️⃣ of your WILD friends 😜👉👈 or be prepared to MISS OUT on some of that juicy HATE! 😈🍑💦💦

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

some dude from Chicago just made a pokemon playing millennial a saint I love it here lmaooo

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah

Neolithic terracotta plus sized figure sitting, headless and footless, just chilling really

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

happy birthday to the two most important entities in my life: Beyoncé and the city of Los Angeles

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

i would’ve been a good mother to eraserhead baby

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

thank you jordyn 💙 hope you and your fam are doing well!

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

ykw lemme do a quick catch up session: everything is the same except my grandma died so everything is actually different and I lowkey wanna die yeah that’s about it lmaoooooo (also I’m now a Monchhichi person in terms of overconsumptioncore trinkets)

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I should probably use this account more, I miss my friends on here so much :(

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

totally understandable 😪 I was almost free from that hell until friends started communicating more in the DMs and now I’m stuck lmao

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

miss you too!!! like you have no idea 😭 I need to become chronically online here but unfortunately the other site has the sauce 😪

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I should have my Beyoncé whiskey ready for the real American vibes lmao

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

logging in just to say I just put my almost decade old champagne bottle on ice and I regret not previously just going for the ace of spades or dom to truly mark such an occasion

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

jd vance is going to kill a second pope

feb 3 2025 tweet from robert prevost, who was just elected the new pope: "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others"

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

PORTILLO’S VATICAN LOCATION WHEN

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BLUE IVY FUCKING CARTER

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

HERE TO SEE MOTHER AHHHHHHH

COWBOY CARTER TOUR STAGE LETS GOOOOOOOOO (god i hate the flag)

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

the obelisk’s shadow being in perfect alignment with the casket ugh i love the cinematography

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

lowkey disgusted with myself for knowing all the prayers and going bar for bar wow the self hatred is *real* Catholicism

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

see now I miss Maradona /:

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

the only valid Argentinian man who isn’t Messi or Maradona gone 😩 RIP he was too young!!!!

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

y’all mind if I don’t go to sleep at all bc of the pope’s funeral idk man I’m emotional as shit

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

it is star wars weekend and I love a free bobblehead hell yeah

me holding the bobblehead box - the bobblehead being the giant A with a millennium falcon bobble top - with the field and stands in the background

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

went to the Angels-Giants game tonight bc why not anyways idk man we gotta start protesting in the streets to free Mike Trout from that hellhole 😭

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

the way I ran to see the video and screamed lmaoooo shout out to my fave building/interior in the city

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kelp @kelleesi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

bonaventure hotel you will always be famous!!!!

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RootsAction @rootsaction.org · 11/04/2025

Trump Is Serious About "Deporting" U.S. Citizens Trump has discussed options for deporting citizens both publicly and in private, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said.

progressivehub.net

Trump Is Serious About "Deporting" U.S. Citizens

Trump and his team are looking at the idea of "deporting" U.S. citizens to prisons in El Salvador, a clear Constitutional violation.

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