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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Not an endorsement of the man but zinedine zidane is easily in the top 1 percent hardest names of all time.

Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

trying to be more accepting in my middle age, but adults walking around in public with their hands tucked inside their sweatshirt sleeves...grow up. antisocial behavior.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

When will labubu answer for her crimes against mankind?

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Bought multiple identical pairs of my preferred basketball shoe (2017 Nike hyperdunk).

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

We used to be a real country. For example, being at a crowded baseball game in the early aughts while that zombie nation song pulsed through the stadium as the away team did a pitching change in the later innings. Now we have robots that do sex crimes.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

The supermall is gorgeous this time of year.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Tough to find reasons for optimism in the USA these days but I did see a group of teens playing bball on the 8’ hoop at the local school, taking breaks to house a big bottle of martinellis grape sparkling cider. Uplifting.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Vandy’s Shan Foster was my personal Lucifer.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Which coach do you think would be the best Geoguessr player? Struggling to think of one that could break 10k on the Daily Challenge

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I simply do not respect anyone who uses more than a couple puns a year.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

For the Bagel Chip to realize full divinity it must first bathe in the seasonings of its Chex Mix brethren

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Brings me no joy to say, but the “BK have it your way” jingle commercial has officially lost the juice. Great run, go have a seat next to the Sonic guys, Real Men of Genius, and the GEICO Cavemen.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

One time at Christmas dinner my dad confidently stated that if he could be any person from any time in history, he would be Burl Ives. Stunned the entire table for many seconds.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Got one half-ppr spot for Ladd, Waddle, or Thielen.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

2008 was a banner year for Trying Out Some Stuff. Tony Sparano muttering “this is not pro football” when first confronted with tape of the Wildcat, then deploying it repeatedly it to demolish the Patriots juggernaut shortly thereafter.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich but it’s about one of those guys who paints his face and wears a hardhat to a New York Jets game

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Geodesic dome ELITE architectural form

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

yes a single four loko would likely put any victorian-era person's ass in the jackpot, but otoh a mere few hours without electricity has unraveled my entire life.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Complaining that the Deep State has hijacked my conspiracy/misinformation website because *the Onion* purchased it in a bankruptcy auction after my dogged love for defaming parents who tragically lost their small children led to more than $1 billion in defamation judgments.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Not a proponent of the prison industrial complex but we need a more forceful plan for the people who make Facebook reels. Unironically telling me I can “increase” my “aura” as a bball player by *making a layup* is a clear statement that someone does not wish to be a part of a healthy society.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 16/06/2024

Unironically considered and appreciated the draw of bird-watching as a hobby

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 13/12/2023

Sticking on rocks regardless of tide movements

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