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Kellan Byrne

@kellanb.bsky.social

77 followers 226 following 23 posts

Always had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Not an endorsement of the man but zinedine zidane is easily in the top 1 percent hardest names of all time.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

trying to be more accepting in my middle age, but adults walking around in public with their hands tucked inside their sweatshirt sleeves...grow up. antisocial behavior.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

When will labubu answer for her crimes against mankind?

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

We used to be a real country. For example, being at a crowded baseball game in the early aughts while that zombie nation song pulsed through the stadium as the away team did a pitching change in the later innings. Now we have robots that do sex crimes.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Tough to find reasons for optimism in the USA these days but I did see a group of teens playing bball on the 8’ hoop at the local school, taking breaks to house a big bottle of martinellis grape sparkling cider. Uplifting.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I simply do not respect anyone who uses more than a couple puns a year.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

For the Bagel Chip to realize full divinity it must first bathe in the seasonings of its Chex Mix brethren

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Brings me no joy to say, but the “BK have it your way” jingle commercial has officially lost the juice. Great run, go have a seat next to the Sonic guys, Real Men of Genius, and the GEICO Cavemen.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Rich Amaral

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich but it’s about one of those guys who paints his face and wears a hardhat to a New York Jets game

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Geodesic dome ELITE architectural form

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

yes a single four loko would likely put any victorian-era person's ass in the jackpot, but otoh a mere few hours without electricity has unraveled my entire life.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Complaining that the Deep State has hijacked my conspiracy/misinformation website because *the Onion* purchased it in a bankruptcy auction after my dogged love for defaming parents who tragically lost their small children led to more than $1 billion in defamation judgments.

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Kellan Byrne @kellanb.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Not a proponent of the prison industrial complex but we need a more forceful plan for the people who make Facebook reels. Unironically telling me I can “increase” my “aura” as a bball player by *making a layup* is a clear statement that someone does not wish to be a part of a healthy society.

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