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KeithTheGooner

@keiththegooner.bsky.social
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Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother’s eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process

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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im looking for some bbc and ASS i wanna get cracking instead of gooning, gangbang??
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im also dead broke rn someone slide me $5 on cashapp im homeless cuh🙏🙏
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
who gay? meet up with me on grindr yo im looking for some DICK in my MOUTH
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Let’s talk about Cesc baby Let’s talk about Eboue Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things and Gaël Clichy
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I’m not emotionally ready to get to the Champions League Final and then lose to Unai Emery’s Aston Villa
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Declan Rice happened
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You spelled Real Madrid Fan wrong
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
WHAT!!! Lexi that’s amazing, congratulations to you and baby Prince!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Oooh to be a Gooner!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Can someone ask Kylian Mbappe if he found any old fuzzy fruit pastels or pound coins when he was in Jakub Kiwior’s pocket all night?
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
3-0 is good but we’ll have to see how we cope when playing against XI on the pitch
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I love Tierney man.
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Dirty cheating Bellingham prick
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This is cruel They’ve flown all the way over here to visit England and the hospitality we show them is to embarrass them internationally? I thought we were classier than that
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s not as sporting and it almost feels like cheating to do it but I think we should do it some more
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I like our tactic of taking the football and kicking it towards the goal in the spot where the goalkeeper can’t save it so we score a goal We should do more of that
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bend It Like Declan
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
And repeat
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hahahahahahaha what the fuck YESSSSS!!!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bend It Like Declan
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
OH MY DAYZZZZZZ
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Mmmmmmmmcrappe!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Arteta resting Nwaneri for Brentford on Saturday is a power play
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Saka practicing his assists
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I secretly love it whenever one of my kids gets a cold because I can get out the vaporub and smear it all over my T-shirt like Patrick Vieira in the 90s.
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
99p for 24 hours (ends midnight on Tuesday 8th April) it’s Martin Keown’s autobiography on Amazon Kindle www.amazon.co.uk/Edge-officia...
amazon.co.uk
Amazon.co.uk
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The lager is on me, as it should be
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The glorious rays are shining in the unbeatable sun soaked London, so let me say this to all you cozy pumpkin snow loving motherfuckers FUCK YOU You had your time. Now it’s OUR time. Shine on.
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Should have been 25 minutes injury time just to cover our celebrations after all of those goals
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Why the fuck hasn’t Raya scored yet??? Waste of money
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Tierney Hat Trick
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Holland 0 - 3 Hale End
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
What accent does she use when she talks about her husband being a murderer?
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
One hour later ( courtesy of @therealtony.bsky.social and the legendary The President Show )
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
For any Arsenal fans who enjoy an audiobook, Liam Brady’s autobiography is on sale on Audible for £1.99 for the next 24 hours (I think the price is only if you have an Audible subscription) www.audible.co.uk/pd/Born-to-B...
audible.co.uk
Born to be a Footballer: My Autobiography
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. 'A brilliant insight into Liam's life in football' - Kevin Moran'Insightful, often joyous, and hugely entertaining. I loved it' - Roddy Doyle'One of our cou...
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Pleasure! They do a 24 hour deal at midnight every day where one random audiobook is either £1.99 or £2.99 and I always check so was pleasantly surprised to see Liam Brady today!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
For any Arsenal fans who enjoy an audiobook, Liam Brady’s autobiography is on sale on Audible for £1.99 for the next 24 hours (I think the price is only if you have an Audible subscription) www.audible.co.uk/pd/Born-to-B...
audible.co.uk
Born to be a Footballer: My Autobiography
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. 'A brilliant insight into Liam's life in football' - Kevin Moran'Insightful, often joyous, and hugely entertaining. I loved it' - Roddy Doyle'One of our cou...
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I watched a Spike Lee interview once and somebody asked him what his favourite seat is in the cinema, and I now think about his answer and what seat all the other directors would pick as well, ALL THE TIME
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Giles Grimandi is getting a lot of disrespect here
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This comeback is going to be the stuff of legends
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This Super Bowl referee announcement shit isn’t the one
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Byker Grove is just a shit Grange Hill
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
May 2025, when The Arsenal hold the Prem and the Champs aloft on a convertible bus on Holloway Road
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Lewis-Skelly forever Whatever the weather
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Boring, another goal. Do something different
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Close up on Bald Pep for the final 10 minutes please. Not worried about the match anymore Give the viewers what we want
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is brutal to watch Those City players have got families watching. Show some mercy, for the love of God
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Posnan that you ugly blonde Viking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
WE ARE THE FUCKING ARSENALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m not overreacting but I’m confident that we will win the World Cup with this Arsenal squad
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