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KeithTheGooner

@keiththegooner.bsky.social
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Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother’s eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process

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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 18h
im looking for some bbc and ASS i wanna get cracking instead of gooning, gangbang??
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 18h
im also dead broke rn someone slide me $5 on cashapp im homeless cuh🙏🙏
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 18h
who gay? meet up with me on grindr yo im looking for some DICK in my MOUTH
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Let’s talk about Cesc baby Let’s talk about Eboue Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things and Gaël Clichy
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I’m not emotionally ready to get to the Champions League Final and then lose to Unai Emery’s Aston Villa
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Oooh to be a Gooner!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Can someone ask Kylian Mbappe if he found any old fuzzy fruit pastels or pound coins when he was in Jakub Kiwior’s pocket all night?
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
3-0 is good but we’ll have to see how we cope when playing against XI on the pitch
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I love Tierney man.
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Dirty cheating Bellingham prick
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This is cruel They’ve flown all the way over here to visit England and the hospitality we show them is to embarrass them internationally? I thought we were classier than that
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I like our tactic of taking the football and kicking it towards the goal in the spot where the goalkeeper can’t save it so we score a goal We should do more of that
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bend It Like Declan
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
And repeat
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Hahahahahahaha what the fuck YESSSSS!!!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Bend It Like Declan
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
OH MY DAYZZZZZZ
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Mmmmmmmmcrappe!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Arteta resting Nwaneri for Brentford on Saturday is a power play
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Saka practicing his assists
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I secretly love it whenever one of my kids gets a cold because I can get out the vaporub and smear it all over my T-shirt like Patrick Vieira in the 90s.
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
99p for 24 hours (ends midnight on Tuesday 8th April) it’s Martin Keown’s autobiography on Amazon Kindle www.amazon.co.uk/Edge-officia...
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Amazon.co.uk
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The glorious rays are shining in the unbeatable sun soaked London, so let me say this to all you cozy pumpkin snow loving motherfuckers FUCK YOU You had your time. Now it’s OUR time. Shine on.
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Should have been 25 minutes injury time just to cover our celebrations after all of those goals
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Why the fuck hasn’t Raya scored yet??? Waste of money
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Tierney Hat Trick
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Holland 0 - 3 Hale End
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
For any Arsenal fans who enjoy an audiobook, Liam Brady’s autobiography is on sale on Audible for £1.99 for the next 24 hours (I think the price is only if you have an Audible subscription) www.audible.co.uk/pd/Born-to-B...
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Born to be a Footballer: My Autobiography
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. 'A brilliant insight into Liam's life in football' - Kevin Moran'Insightful, often joyous, and hugely entertaining. I loved it' - Roddy Doyle'One of our cou...
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
For any Arsenal fans who enjoy an audiobook, Liam Brady’s autobiography is on sale on Audible for £1.99 for the next 24 hours (I think the price is only if you have an Audible subscription) www.audible.co.uk/pd/Born-to-B...
audible.co.uk
Born to be a Footballer: My Autobiography
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. 'A brilliant insight into Liam's life in football' - Kevin Moran'Insightful, often joyous, and hugely entertaining. I loved it' - Roddy Doyle'One of our cou...
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This comeback is going to be the stuff of legends
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This Super Bowl referee announcement shit isn’t the one
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Byker Grove is just a shit Grange Hill
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
May 2025, when The Arsenal hold the Prem and the Champs aloft on a convertible bus on Holloway Road
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Lewis-Skelly forever Whatever the weather
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Boring, another goal. Do something different
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Close up on Bald Pep for the final 10 minutes please. Not worried about the match anymore Give the viewers what we want
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is brutal to watch Those City players have got families watching. Show some mercy, for the love of God
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Posnan that you ugly blonde Viking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
WE ARE THE FUCKING ARSENALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m not overreacting but I’m confident that we will win the World Cup with this Arsenal squad
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We’ve these Posnan’s rattled
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
49 49 Lewis-Skelly 49 49 I say 49 49 Lewis-Skelly Playing football the Arsenal way!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A lot of people said that after we lost Squillaci we would never bounce back How dumb do they look now?
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Stay humble you ponytail prick!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
342 sleeps between now and The Traitors Season 4!!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Not to brag, but I figured out that Charlotte was a Traitor at the start of tonight’s episode
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just watched the latest two episodes of The Traitors back to back and this is confirmation that it’s the best show on TV holy shit
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
@biteschoco.bsky.social well well well, somebody saw the light and saw that it was Blue!
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Please for the love of god play Sol’s new Google Pixel ad on the jumbotron screens tonight Arsenal I’m happy for it to replace North London Forever The whole stadium just quoting the ad before kick off Sensational stuff
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KeithTheGooner @keiththegooner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
9/11 JFK Moon Landing This is the greatest video I have ever seen in my life We will all remember where we were and what we were doing when this utterly sensational video dropped from the Sol Man
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