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Keith Foster

@keithrfoster.bsky.social
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Music, books, film, theatre, art, cycling, travel, football (Motherwell, Tranmere Rovers) and NBA. Planning Technician.

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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fun night at The Portobello Bookshop's event for David Shrigley's book, Creative Writing. Michael Pedersen was on interviewing duties so I took my copy of his terrific novel, Muckle Flugga on the off-chance that I'd bump into him afterwards, and there he was in the bar. A pleasure to meet them both.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw some local celebrities in Dunfermline today.
Peacocks in Pittencrieff Park, Dunfermline
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his new Minister for AI
Jemaine Clement as a robot in Flight of The Conchords
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everything's coming up jailhouse!
Andrew Tate being arrested in an outfit that just screams "Alpha male".Milhouse showing how to rock that look.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Scotland fans when Ecuador scored their winning goal tonight.
Bart and Homer finally accepting the pig from their barbecue is gone.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The answer is in the headline.
Headline: "Who is Peter Murrell? The former SNP chief who stole from his party"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finished reading 'Into The Groove' by @whenisbirths.bsky.social last night. It's fantastic! Justin's eye for detail really shows itself in this book and his ability to spot connections between seemingly disparate bands and artists is second to none.
The book 'Into The Groove' by Justin Lewis
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Glenrothes
Glenrothes' famous dinosaur Rexie adorned with a Scotland flag and wearing a Scotland hat ahead of the World Cup.Glenrothes' famous dinosaur Rexie adorned with a Scotland flag and wearing a Scotland hat ahead of the World Cup.Glenrothes' famous dinosaur Rexie adorned with a Scotland flag and wearing a Scotland hat ahead of the World Cup.Glenrothes' famous dinosaur Rexie adorned with a Scotland flag and wearing a Scotland hat ahead of the World Cup.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Donald Trump showing King Charles and Camilla something.Homer Simpson with his design for a car.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Mandarin duck, Kirkcaldy celebrity. A small crowd gathered around. A pair of boys in their early teens stopped to see what was happening. One said "That's not a normal duck. What sort of duck is that?" I told him it was a mandarin duck. He asked, not even sarcastically, "Are you like a duck guy?"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It feels like a play everyone should see, but not too frequently. By the way, I'm currently reading Lucian Msamati's book about his time in the play and it's very good.
The book 'The Godot Diaries' by Lucian Msamati.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Spending lunchtime with 'Only You Left', the new album by The Orielles, out today.
'Only You Left', the new album by The Orielles, out today.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
So, I'm 50 now.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Went to see some Billy Connolly related public art in Anderston, Glasgow yesterday.
Billy Connolly big banana feet/banana mural in Anderston, Glasgow.Billy Connolly mural in Anderston, Glasgow.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
If you've been watching Jaws on BBC2 and are wondering what the Czechoslovakian poster for it looked like, now you know. (Photo taken by me at 'Identita: The Story of Czech Graphic Design' at the Czech Centre, London)
Czechoslovakian poster for Jaws.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If Ayoub El Kaabi thinks he can upstage Scott McTominay with that overhead kick then he's very much mistaken. #afcon
Alan Partridge with Jill at the Linton Travel Tavern.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So much for 'Every Lidl Helps'.
Headline "Store wars: Tesco objects to plans for Lidl supermarket in Dunfermline"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I think by now we have collectively agreed to call him whatever names we want.
Headline: "Andrew Mountbatten Windsor set to have name changed again"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Happy birthday to this...
Screenshot of a Facebook memory from 21 October 2011 that reads 'Young guy at bus stop: "See they killed that Gandhi cunt in Libya, eh?"'
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hoping this will be full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. If you get that reference, this is why we are friends.
Poster for The Seagull at the Lyceum, Edinburgh.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Met the great Norman Blake from Teenage Fanclub at Finn Wolfhard's gig in Glasgow tonight.
Me with Norman Blake from Teenage Fanclub at Finn Wolfhard's gig in King Tut's, Glasgow, 13 October 2025.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Postcard from Glenrothes.
Graffiti on a bus shelter in Glenrothes that reads "Kyla is a fishy weirdo" but someone has scored out 'Kyla' and replaced it with 'Zoey'.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Looking forward to starting this, @whenisbirths.bsky.social.
Justin Lewis' new book 'Into The Groove'. Buy it.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
No Windows being great in Edinburgh tonight.
The band No Windows on stage at The Mash House, Edinburgh, 3 October 2025.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The 'love hotel' closed in the early 2000s. Boycotts work.
Lynn Benfield from I'm Alan Partridge not being part of a sex festival.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Targeted Facebook advert for "Official Castrol Merchandise' Alan Partridge wearing a Castrol GTX jacket to Tony Hayers' funeral.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Full time
Bart Simpson: "Well, the important thing is that we survived."
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
What are you wearing to the bluesky prom?
Homer Simpson wearing a grocery bag and explaining "I have misplaced my pants."
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Bastard of a Wordle today."
Headline: "Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words."
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Professor Frink from the Simpsons, using a telephone, saying "Hoyvin-Mayvin, they're still conclavin'"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I found this old badge and I might start wearing it because what it says is as true now as it was in 1993.
Badge with text: "I've tried Pepsi Max"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Photographed some robins today.
A robin.Another robin.Yet another robin.Would you believe it's a robin?
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"This week I have been mostly destroying the economy."
Trump looking as appalling as you'd expect.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"I like this one. I think I'll call it 'Gary Barlow'."
Gary Barlow looking weirdly at a glass of red wine.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Went to see the new Denis Law murals in Aberdeen today.
Mural of Denis Law in Aberdeen.Mural of Denis Law in Aberdeen.Mural of Denis Law in Aberdeen.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Describe your account in one Simpsons image.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
If you ever have wondered what the Czechoslovakian poster for 'Jaws' looked like, now you know. (From 'Identita: The Story of Czech Graphic Design' at the Czech Centre, London)
Czechoslovakian poster for 'Jaws'.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Out in London
Oliver! The Musical at the Gielgud Theatre, London
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Why are you asking this now? I'm 49.
Netflix notification asking "What did you think of Adolescence?"
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is where I post from
Lenny from The Simpsons in a bare room saying "Please don't tell anyone how I live."
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Close up of a swan at Lochore Meadows, Fife, 9 March 2025.
Close up photograph of a swan.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It would make much more sense for Forest to record Football Focus then watch it after the game.
BBC Sport app headline: Nott'm Forest host Man City and watch Football Focus
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is the vibe I bring to the party
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Hey boy Hey girl Superlow bootcut Here we go!
Advert on Instagram for superlow bootcut Levi's jeans.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Saw a heron in the park today.
A grey heron, wings raised, in Riverside Park, Glenrothes.
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Keith Foster @keithrfoster.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
EBay has noticed I'm a man in my late forties.
Ebay recommending bootcut jeans to me.
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