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Keith Malloy

@keithmalloy.bsky.social
143 followers 238 following 1.3K posts

Consumer of media, in nobody’s starter pack. You may have seen me as kurometarikku on the internet. DMs are open for SCOOPS.

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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 10h
You’re making me feel bad about just browning a roast and throwing it in the instant pot with a few cans and packets of soup. 😢
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Might be the most human thing about them.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What did you have for dinner last night?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@bestshow4life.bsky.social
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite place to fill my pockets with free condoms
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven’t spent a cent on WWE in years, but a “CHOOSE DEATH” tee with a big stupid WWE logo on the tags and back might be worth it. 🤣
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How often?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big Dave thinks there won’t be much of an overrun because it’s taped
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have no idea how I ever made it to visit my girlfriend at Simmons in Boston without GPS in the early nineties.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If he was smart, Sebastian Maniscalco would just add Tiffany Sloan to his channel, so we can still hear jokes from plenty of people that were on Raw Dog Comedy.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Their Yale location was next door to the seedy hotel I worked in and their drivers were forever parking in our spaces and blocking the alley.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feuded with Insomnia cookies for a long time, but now I’m a sucker for their s’mores deluxe. I read this weekend they just use the same David’s cookies dough you can buy online and I’m considering making enough freezer space.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does this count or is It the wrong sweaty? youtu.be/7T-c1x0ILWI?...
youtu.be
The The - Dogs of Lust
YouTube video by TheTheVEVO
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did you use a formal address for Mr. Dogg but not Mr. Ass?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish you had returned to CT sooner. I feel certain you could have saved the Hooters you played poker at from being shut down.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve seen that in person!
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a question.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would never assert that I am aging gracefully or anything of the sort, but refusing the siren songs of Springsteen and Steely Dan and their ilk definitely keeps me young.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn’t feel like driving in the rain enough to go.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Glad to hear the aggregators don’t have to deal with ads anymore!
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Connecticut, they moved the show from a midsize theater to a free show in the park and then to a high school gym because of the weather.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn’t surviving execution legally prove you are a witch?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyday is Aloween
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope someone remembers to wake up the guy from Blink-182 today.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe this is stupid, but that episode of Dynamite should win an Emmy or something. Like the one that always goes to an award show. It was amazing television as well as an amazing tribute. #AEWDynamite
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t you dare forget about The Bastard #AEWDynamite #RIPPac
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DRAGON SCREW THAT BIG BITCH #AEWDYNAMITE
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus, justified LETS GO YUTA chants?!?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am so happy and so sad right now #aewdynamite
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wills Black Arrow got me good 😢
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know if I ever plugged it in 🤣 I think I was already a C64 kid. I’m so old.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I won a Magnavox pc in junior high at a Herb look alike contest.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jury’s pal, btw, lol.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn’t it similar to pepper spray, chemically speaking? Makes sense.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the bright side, at least you won’t be killed and your child won’t become Batman
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A letter and a number
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was sitting on the couch watching him on All Out last night explaining to my girlfriend how Vince McMahon wanted to call him Mighty Mouse, it's crazy that he's gone.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 1993 when I was a newsie, one of the islands in the intersection right there was my spot hawking the New Haven Register.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bix, you don’t “that doesn’t work for me, brother” your woman.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CAN’T BELIEVE THE MORRISSEY CONCERT I HAVE TICKETS TO TOMORROW GOT CANCELED.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we convince Bryan to make this their next WOR argument?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was this picture taken at a party at Ground Zero?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw them with Arcade Fire and Blonde Redhead on Randall’s Island in 2006ish and they didn’t play that and I’m still chuffed.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just do not understand the tours Dashboard Confessional gets booked as an opener for.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is he wearing Mardi Gras beads?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was in a focus group about tourist attractions last week and this was literally my answer to a question about what the first thing you do is when you travel somewhere new.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My mom was telling me the other day Mounjaro has hers in the fives now. Congrats.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was surprised that Dom Mysterio has a shirt with the Dude Wipes logo on it, but apparently it’s been around for 7 months.
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