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Keith Malloy

@keithmalloy.bsky.social
142 followers 238 following 1.3K posts

Consumer of media, in nobody’s starter pack. You may have seen me as kurometarikku on the internet. DMs are open for SCOOPS.

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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 14h
I would never assert that I am aging gracefully or anything of the sort, but refusing the siren songs of Springsteen and Steely Dan and their ilk definitely keeps me young.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn’t surviving execution legally prove you are a witch?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope someone remembers to wake up the guy from Blink-182 today.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe this is stupid, but that episode of Dynamite should win an Emmy or something. Like the one that always goes to an award show. It was amazing television as well as an amazing tribute. #AEWDynamite
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t you dare forget about The Bastard #AEWDynamite #RIPPac
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DRAGON SCREW THAT BIG BITCH #AEWDYNAMITE
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus, justified LETS GO YUTA chants?!?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am so happy and so sad right now #aewdynamite
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CAN’T BELIEVE THE MORRISSEY CONCERT I HAVE TICKETS TO TOMORROW GOT CANCELED.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just do not understand the tours Dashboard Confessional gets booked as an opener for.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was in a focus group about tourist attractions last week and this was literally my answer to a question about what the first thing you do is when you travel somewhere new.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone knows Les Claypool is one of Angine de Poitrine, right?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Has @davidbix.com suggested The Armstrong Curse is why Road Dogg can’t get an AEW gig? Might get him off the hook.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are any of the people on the Howard Stern show even in the same building or is HBO just airing the world’s best produced zoom call?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What are they going to call season 2 if it covers Rod Stewart?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had no idea Lofi Girl was in high school. Always assumed she was in college.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who is going to sign Peter Max paintings now that Peter Max is dead?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't know why, but I pressed play on CM Punk on Hot Ones, and there was a hilarious quote a couple minutes in. #wrestlesky
C.M.Punk on "Hot Ones: Extra Heat" with Closed Caption reading "Oh, oh, wow, okay. So if I shit my pants, you're gonna shit your pants?"
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Italian? Full Blooded.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Garfunkel rolling over in his grave
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had no idea @themountaingoats.bsky.social was getting pit tickets for Turnstile.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Ay, Carumba!"
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That’s one way to get cremated cheap.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? I was a stagehand on a play where Keir Dullea played a temu Prince Charles.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This sucks, I was in attendance at his first match at an Inter Species Wrestling show in Danbury, CT. RIP
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine how bad it is for untalented jobless people like me!
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not an Arcade Fire cover 😢
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m not one of those obsessed AI detectives, but I totally thought this was AI
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not a lot of people know that “Islands in the Stream” was about kidney stones.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Excalibur saying the Bucks are Kenny Omega‘s best friends in the planet feels like Ibushi erasure. #aewallin
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Have you heard of the band, The Who? #AEWAllIn
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is #HitRow erasure. #AEWAllIn
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He stepped in bubble gum during the match?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Despite all the grunge, I am still just…
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So tired of being a burden
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My car died yesterday and I do Rideshare for a living. Feeling doomed.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sure Dolly Parton did a lot of good things, but The Rocky Horror Picture Show got me laid. #RIPTimCurry
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone saying “God killed the wrong 80 year old” when Dolly Parton died yesterday are responsible for Tim Curry’s death.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing stopping Jolene now.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A 71-year-old man just asked me to buy cigarettes for him because he doesn’t have his ID
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did AJ Francis get a nice sendoff from TNA tonight before he presumably jumps to AEW to reform #HitRow with Swerve at #AllIn next week?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope there is someone that will tell us more of Rovert's takes that we never got in public, like Rovert told us about Casey's after he was gone. I always liked when it turned out that Rovert was right about something. RIP
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AJ Francis and Tehuti Miles, obviously
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did Jeff Buckley's Leonard Cohen cover ever get him laid?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have to go to Arby's once every few years to remind myself why I don't go to Arby's.
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Does Spencer’s buying Hot Topic mean that there are now two stores in the mall to buy cock pasta at?
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
youtu.be/gnsqvz9iIlA?...
youtu.be
DJ Kool ft. Biz Markie & Doug E. Fresh - Let Me Clear My Throat
YouTube video by UPROXX
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How do we get Good Charlotte to kill The Needle Drop?
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