Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 14hI would never assert that I am aging gracefully or anything of the sort, but refusing the siren songs of Springsteen and Steely Dan and their ilk definitely keeps me young. 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Doesn’t surviving execution legally prove you are a witch? 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope someone remembers to wake up the guy from Blink-182 today. 001
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe this is stupid, but that episode of Dynamite should win an Emmy or something. Like the one that always goes to an award show. It was amazing television as well as an amazing tribute. #AEWDynamite 0123
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t you dare forget about The Bastard #AEWDynamite #RIPPac 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am so happy and so sad right now #aewdynamite 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026CAN’T BELIEVE THE MORRISSEY CONCERT I HAVE TICKETS TO TOMORROW GOT CANCELED. 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just do not understand the tours Dashboard Confessional gets booked as an opener for. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was in a focus group about tourist attractions last week and this was literally my answer to a question about what the first thing you do is when you travel somewhere new. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Everyone knows Les Claypool is one of Angine de Poitrine, right? 001
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Has @davidbix.com suggested The Armstrong Curse is why Road Dogg can’t get an AEW gig? Might get him off the hook. 020
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Are any of the people on the Howard Stern show even in the same building or is HBO just airing the world’s best produced zoom call? 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What are they going to call season 2 if it covers Rod Stewart? 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Had no idea Lofi Girl was in high school. Always assumed she was in college. 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Who is going to sign Peter Max paintings now that Peter Max is dead? 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't know why, but I pressed play on CM Punk on Hot Ones, and there was a hilarious quote a couple minutes in. #wrestlesky 110
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Had no idea @themountaingoats.bsky.social was getting pit tickets for Turnstile. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? I was a stagehand on a play where Keir Dullea played a temu Prince Charles. 110
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This sucks, I was in attendance at his first match at an Inter Species Wrestling show in Danbury, CT. RIP 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Imagine how bad it is for untalented jobless people like me! 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m not one of those obsessed AI detectives, but I totally thought this was AI 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not a lot of people know that “Islands in the Stream” was about kidney stones. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Excalibur saying the Bucks are Kenny Omega‘s best friends in the planet feels like Ibushi erasure. #aewallin 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My car died yesterday and I do Rideshare for a living. Feeling doomed. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sure Dolly Parton did a lot of good things, but The Rocky Horror Picture Show got me laid. #RIPTimCurry 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Everyone saying “God killed the wrong 80 year old” when Dolly Parton died yesterday are responsible for Tim Curry’s death. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A 71-year-old man just asked me to buy cigarettes for him because he doesn’t have his ID 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Did AJ Francis get a nice sendoff from TNA tonight before he presumably jumps to AEW to reform #HitRow with Swerve at #AllIn next week? 1070
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I hope there is someone that will tell us more of Rovert's takes that we never got in public, like Rovert told us about Casey's after he was gone. I always liked when it turned out that Rovert was right about something. RIP 010
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Did Jeff Buckley's Leonard Cohen cover ever get him laid? 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I have to go to Arby's once every few years to remind myself why I don't go to Arby's. 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Does Spencer’s buying Hot Topic mean that there are now two stores in the mall to buy cock pasta at? 000
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026youtu.be/gnsqvz9iIlA?...youtu.beDJ Kool ft. Biz Markie & Doug E. Fresh - Let Me Clear My ThroatYouTube video by UPROXX 110
Keith Malloy @keithmalloy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026How do we get Good Charlotte to kill The Needle Drop? 010