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Keith Lowen

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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Maybe we’ll get Ted Jr and Manu run-ins to really take it up a notch.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
They're actually dire prairie warblers.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Anyone checked on Xbox Killer?
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
At least they'll still be covering my IVF right? RIGHT?!?
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Looks like Satisfactory will be getting exactly one vote for the next several weeks...ok months.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Nah, just play the first 32 Immortals games and you’ll be good.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Maybe to take attention off the MJF/Jeff Jarrett feud that went nowhere.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I was hoping to hear the words “The Alters” somewhere in this podcast. Hopefully someone at GB plays it before GOTY season, just as a favor to me.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Upcoming SNL board:

Oct 4: Bill Burr/ Chappell Roan
Oct 11: NBC Apology
Oct 18: Series Finale
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The last GTA was a PS3 game.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It was also Cena's fault that time Hager got caught speeding while drunk and in possession of weed.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
JVL explains wrestling to @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social > George Conway Explains it all to @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social .
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Amen. Once my spoiled-ass children got sick of swimming, there was really no point in suffering anymore.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
For reasons, I had to take a break after a 15 year run as a subscriber, but this week, I re-upped for another year. Don’t need a shout out, just glad to be back in the empire!
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I always think about this stupid tweet when we can actually watch him running back and forth in real time
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I hope this means Gronk is in the game.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I can't wait to find out who the Ultimate Warrior is in this metaphor.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip
ALT: a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
That arcade back in the day was epic. Or at least in my memory it was.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Once my podcatcher catches, it can’t be uncaught.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thanks Obama
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
In my circles the reaction was “wtf, still no release date?!”
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It's been 40 years and I'm still mad at my mom for not letting me play Duck Hunt because of the gun.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It would be nice if WWE allowed Bret to make an appearance related to the Owen tournament, but I don’t see that happening.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
John Cena?
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This, but Malakai Black.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I would be so good at coming up with really thoughtful gifts for myself.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
someone just got banned from collision
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You probably said he didn’t know how to make lemonade. youtu.be/359Ytk1VL9U?si=3jVB5STU8Rk…
youtu.be
Dan Bongino Claims He Didn’t Try To Make Lemonade With A Blender BUT...
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Saros
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
But they (JD Vance, Scott Jennings, et al) are already pretending that they aren’t trying to seize un-American levels of executive power when they ultimately do that.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did it ever start?
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Well for what it’s worth, it appears he’s targeting red state immigrants too, at least for now.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Someone did run against him. Less than half of the registered voters in the district bothered to vote.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I miss libertarians when they were just republicans that liked weed.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
1.57e921 units!
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Oh man, what’s @grubb.wtf supposed to do while he drives now?
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Me: my kids are going to have such cool music tastes. My daughter: Alexa, play Fart Song by Fart Man.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
You just invented Labo.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We’ve considered your request and have decided to make another Harvest Moon-like instead.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
First Returnal, now this?!
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Taking what they can get before the new administration comes in and makes it all go away.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I live in his district, which was insanely gerrymandered 4 years ago. The only important thing now is he keeps that (R) next to his name and he’s safe.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Me and every Jew I know has a Christmas tree. My child won’t allow a latke to touch his mouth. The war is lost.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I know it’s been 22 years, but my music business major is going to pay off any day now.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Please don’t say that he would be happy knowing this caused the stock to jump 5 points.
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Keith Lowen @keithlowen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The worst part of God of War Ragnarok was when Kratos insisted on giving he/his pronouns in every scene. Then when Atreus asked Kratos to stop calling him “boy.”
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