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Keith

@keithkocka.bsky.social
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Designer at 🍎, formerly 🐭. Disney snob and wannabe musician. I like rum. Find me on Instagram if you like, while I toy with the idea of using this.

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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a dildo of an umpire
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Over a busy D23 weekend, I finally checked out the renovated and refreshed Napa Rose at the Grand Californian. Drinks were stellar but alas I didn't get to try the cuisine this go around. The place operates a bit differently now and dining room options are separate from the lounge. #naparose #gch
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sounds like our prez and fifa's prez must've swapped pointers during their time together
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One more bastard on the wall! Finally. #tongahut #droolingbastard #groglog #tikibar
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Does that mean ticket prices will go back to normal for the OG Miami supporters?
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Highly unnecessary halftime show in a fucking World Cup. Part of the beauty of the game is more playing time, less breaks. #fifa
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This felt eerily direct at first glance
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know, it was beautiful
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don't know, it was a good night for me! I'll sleep well tonight, hope the boys succeed tomorrow, and cheer for Norway to knock out England.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They also love to flop and cry foul / penalty at every opportunity.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🏆
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just taking a moment to appreciate the beauty that is Lucky Tiki Highland Park. #tiki #tikibar #theluckytiki #luckytikihlp #luckytiki
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I thought for sure when it went to review that the ref would see it clearly as unintentional. Blew my fucking mind.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gotta raise the roof on the salary cap
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It ain't perfect but I love our league
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Struggling with the results US v Turkey game, which is basically ego v practicality. So here's a frozen Navy Grog at Broken Compass in Burbank. #tiki #brokencompass #brokencompasstiki #tikibar #burbank
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
With the big dogs? Shouldn't be a repeat of tonight, it's basically another group game.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can't blame him for the goals when defenders just let their attackers run free. Follow your man!
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This ain't '22 Timmy. In fact I'm half surprised he made it to the final squad.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Needs to bulk up for sure
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Like following your man on a run?
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Defense forgot how to follow the runner I guess
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Spicoli Wins Bikini Contest in Fast Times
ALT: Spicoli Wins Bikini Contest in Fast Times
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sir that was just you in the rear view mirror. We got this! #baldbrother 💪
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Now if they could just invert the priority of which screen is larger.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Even the pitch gets hydration breaks 🙃
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If they were in the West
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Remember EASY? Wasn't so easy after all.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"that one guy from 1994"
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah but that's like people saying they miss George Bush Jr...he was still really shitty but our level of shit has risen, is all.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Scrolled too far to find this correct standpoint.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Two hateable douchebags
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Age is just a number...? 👀😬
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A week ago, Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar celebrated 15 years. I couldn't place an honest estimate as to how much time and money I've spent there, but I'd like to think the improved projections and lighting was funded in part by yours truly. #tradersams #tradersamsenchantedtikibar #disneylandhotel
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Well it can't be less than half, right?
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
All of them, provided I don't fall asleep and they don't over that which I don't think they do
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'll go to my grave saying S2 should have been the end of Grogu. Perfect ending, thanks kid. Then S3 on is about Mandalore and the dark saber saga.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cheaper than seeing them in the World Cup that's for sure
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Guilty 😇
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I disagree, I think it's been working fantastically 🤙
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Another win, another extension
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yeah, why post a video when you can show stills?
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Let's not forget he has a killer song too (can't believe it's 19 years ago) youtu.be/vAj5anhJRJg?...
youtu.be
Regional Municipality - Gooch (Oguchi Onyewu)
YouTube video by Koji Uehara
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Speaking of specials, you know what's scary? Listening to Feelin' Kinda Patton and Werewolves and Lollipops and how everything said about Bush applies tenfold to today.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I believe the answer is Z. All of the above
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Long live United States of Soccer 😢
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I guess you guys just gave up on this platform huh?
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Slop ☹️
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Monumental douche.
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Keith @keithkocka.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
LAG
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