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I make comics! I draw art! Sometimes I make edits too. Currently making Scam the Gods! He/Him, 30 NO A/I NO N/F/T scamthegods.com | keithjamescomics.com | keithjamescomics.tumblr.com | www.patreon.com/KeithJamesComics

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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 33 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: A hand presses against a brick wall.

NARRATION: "Elsewhere..."

PANEL 2: Cavatappi is walking through C'mon Down Village, winded and using the wall for balance.

PANEL 3: Close-up on Cavatappi's exhausted face.

CAVATAPPI: "I gotta... I gotta see the High Priest..."

PANEL 4: Reverse shot of Cavatappi approaching a small temple. A dragon statue is visible outside of the temple.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 32 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Esperanto stares down the alley as Valdez pulls his hat onto his head and stomps the ground.

ESPERANTO: "How does she keep doing that?"

VALDEZ: "Oooh, damn that woman!"

PANEL 2: Valdez closes his eyes and gestures to Esperanto.

VALDEZ: "Well, she's gone. Let's not let this momentary annoyance ruin our day. Remember, Esperanto, first class!"

PANEL 3: Valdez reaches under his poncho.

ESPERANTO: "Get the money out again. That'll cheer us up."

VALDEZ: "I've got it right..."

PANEL 4: Esperanto and Valdez freeze and turn white.

PANEL 5: Rasa kneels on a nearby rooftop, pouring the coins from the coin bag into her hand and smiling.

VALDEZ AND ESPERANTO (OFFSCREEN): "RASAAA!!"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello new followers! I'm Keith, and I make a webcomic called Scam the Gods! It's a surreal fantasy story about magic, lies, and fish. I see most of y'all are coming from the self-hosted webcomic starter pack, so here's a link to read the comic: scamthegods.com I hope you like it!
Scam the Gods, Lie 1, Page 12Scam the Gods, Lie 2, Page 9Scam the Gods, Lie 3, Page 18Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 39
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 31 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Rasa struts behind Valdez, who is still holding Esperanto.

RASA: "Hey, I get it, I get it! I'll leave you two alone~! But if you ever change your mind, Esperanto--"

VALDEZ: "GET OUT OF HERE!"

PANEL 2: Rasa crouches down to whisper to Esperanto.

RASA: "Careful around him. He's not what he says he is."

PANEL 3: Esperanto squints.

ESPERANTO (THINKING): "You think I don't know that?"

PANEL 4: Rasa steps into an alleyway.

PANEL 5: Valdez chases after her, dragging Esperanto with him.

VALDEZ: "HEY! I wasn't done shouting at you--"

PANEL 6: Reverse shot of Valdez staring down the alleyway. Rasa is gone.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 30 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Rasa creeps behind Esperanto, who gives her a suspicious look.

RASA: "That chase was pretty fun! How about we do it again sometime? I think we oculd pull of some pretty big heists together, Esperanto~!"

PANEL 2: Valdez yanks Esperanto away from Rasa, gripping him tight. He holds onto Esperanto for the rest of the page.

VALDEZ: "BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! I FOUND HIM!"

PANEL 3: Zoom out to show the whole street. Bystanders all turn their heads to look at the trio.

PANEL 4: Rasa puts her hands up. Valdez scrunches his face up in petulant anger.

RASA: "Whoa! I didn't realize you two were like that~!"

VALDEZ: "You always steal everything from me, ever since we were kids! You stole my toys, you stole my food, you stole my ideas...!"

PANEL 5: Close-up on Esperanto with a look of concern on his face.

ESPERANTO (THINKING): "He's not denying it..."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 29 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Close-up on Valdez, still in a headlock. He doesn't look very happy.

VALDEZ: "Listen, Rasa, it was great catching up with you, but we're very busy today, and we really ought to--"

PANEL 2: Rasa smiles at Esperanto.

RASA: "Now hold on, Valdez. You haven't introduced me to your friend!"

ESPERANTO: "..."

PANEL 3: The trio. Valdez sighs.

VALDEZ: "This is my partner and good friend Esperanto. But it sounds like you two are already acquainted."

ESPERANTO: "Valdez, she's the one who stole the sunflower from us!"

PANEL 4: Valdez pushes off Rasa, breaking the headlock. Rasa is unbothered.

VALDEZ: "YOU WHAT?!"

RASA: "Oh, it's you!"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 28 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Two arms are sprouting out of the ground. In the background, the gardener and young Rasa spot the arms.

VALDEZ (NARRATION): "We ascended from the same nursery mere seconds apart."

PANEL 2: Young Rasa breaks from the hug and runs towards the arms. The gardener reaches a hand out to fruitlessly try to stop her.

PANEL 3: Young Rasa pulls a young Valdez out of the ground. Valdez coughs and sputters.

RASA (NARRATION): "Double ascension! That makes us brother and sister!"

PANEL 4: Young Rasa puts young Valdez in a headlock. Valdez is scrunching his face up in displeasure. The gardener holds her hands up to dissuade this action, fretting.

VALDEZ (NARRATION): "She's never left me alone since."

PANEL 5: The flashback ends. In the present, Rasa is holding Valdez in a headlock mirroring the previous panel. Rasa is all smiles, and Esperanto and Valdez are unamused.

RASA: "That's right~!"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 27 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Young Rasa climbing up through the dirt.

PANEL 2: Rasa's hand bursting from the soil in silhouette.

PANEL 3: Rasa emerging from the soil. The gardener spots her from a distance.

PANEL 4: Rasa coughing up dirt and a worm.

PANEL 5: Rasa embracing the gardener, who puts a hand on her shoulder.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 26 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Worm's eye view of the turtle-skull-masked gardener, holding a watering can. The heart-shaped plants extend downwards into the dirt, showing a cross-section of ascended children sleeping in plant pods.

PANEL 2: A young Rasa (indicated by her horns) sleeping in a pod.

PANEL 3: Close-up on Rasa's eyes opening.

PANEL 4: Rasa rips off the umbilical cord connecting her to the pod.

PANEL 5: Climbing the wall, Rasa rips open a hole in the pod.

PANEL 6: Rasa climbs out of the pod, dirt falling behind her.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 25 scamthegods.com/index.html?p...
PANEL 1: Rasa rubs Valdez's head. Valdez crosses his arms in frustration. Esperanto eyes Rasa suspiciously.

RASA: "Hi, Valdez~! How ya been?"

VALDEZ: "Hello, Rasa."

PANEL 2: Close-up on Esperanto.

ESPERANTO: "Valdez, how do you know this... Woman?"

PANEL 4: Close-up on Valdez's tense face.

VALDEZ: "...She's my--"

PANEL 5: Rasa puts Valdez in a headlock and rubs his head with her knuckles.

RASA: "I'm his big sister!"

ESPERANTO: "His sister?"

PANEL 5: Enter flashback. A person wearing an apron and a snapping turtle skull mask is standing in a greenhouse. Heart-shaped leaves sprout from the tilled soil. On the far wall, a simple mural of clouds and a smiling sun has been painted. On the ceiling, large stovetop heating elements are illuminating the room.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 24 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The horned woman skids her boots on the cobblestone street.

PANEL 2: The horned woman in full. She is gesturing to herself and smiling.

VALDEZ: "Her name is Tabularasa."

TABULARASA: "My friends call me 'Rasa'!"

NAMEPLATE: "THE THIEF" TABULARASA
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 23 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Closeup on Esperanto's eye, incensed.

PANEL 2: Closeup on Valdez's eye, incensed.

PANEL 3: Closeup on the three-horned woman's face. Her eyes are covered by the brim of her hat, and she's smirking. Esperanto and Valdez stand in the the background, framed by her horns.

ESPERANTO: "THE THIEF!"

VALDEZ: "RASA!"

PANEL 4: Esperanto and Valdez point at each other and speak in unison.

ESPERANTO AND VALDEZ: "You know her?"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 22 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Valdez, looking to the side, is bumped by a woman with three horns. Her face is obscured by speech bubbles.

VALDEZ: "We must spend some time in the bar cart! I hear they have an exclusive cocktail which--"

WOMAN: "Sorry."

PANEL 2: Valdez and Esperanto turn around, and Valdez takes his hat off to bow to the woman.

VALDEZ: "Oh, that's quite alright, madame--"

PANEL 3: Esperanto gasps and puts a hand on Valdez's shoulder. Valdez lifts his head.

PANEL 4: View of the woman walking away into the crowd.

PANEL 5: Close-up on the back of the woman's head, focusing on her horns.

PANEL 6: Flashback to the covered face of the three-horned thief from Lie 4.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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PANEL 1: Esperanto looks to the side, weary.

PANEL 2: Esperanto pulls out the bag of money and hands it to Valdez.

ESPERANTO: You think this is enough to get us across the country?

PANEL 3: Close-up on Valdez holding the bag of money.

VALDEZ: Oh, more than enough, Esperanto, more than enough! With this, we shall ride in luxury!

PANELS 4-6: Valdez motions his hand to match the route he describes. Esperanto gets more and more excited.

VALDEZ: "I have sourced us a train which shall take us on a long, scenic route through the mountains, around The Silent One's domain, and then southbound to the west coast, where this hideout of yours is."

PANEL 7: Valdez and Esperanto walk down a narrow street with all sorts of people around them.

VALDEZ: "Tickets are quite expensive, but with these spoils, we can afford to ride in the utmost luxury and comfort. First class."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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PANEL 1: Valdez and Esperanto exit the burnt-out warehouse.

VALDEZ: "Are you really descended?"

ESPERANTO: "I might be."

VALDEZ: "Might?"

PANEL 2: Esperanto taps his forehead.

ESPERANTO: "Yeah, probably. Can't remember anything before I was around fourteen."

PANEL 3: Wide shot of Valdez and Esperanto leaving the warehouse. Two factories stand to either side of the warehouse: Factory Inc. and Ser Reginald's Fork and Spoon Company. The false facade floats down the canal, which runs alongside the factories.

VALDEZ: "You don't sound so confident."

ESPERANTO: "It's part of the experience. There's always that doubt in the back of your mind. 'Am I really descended, or did I just wander into town in a fugue state?'"

VALDEZ: "What if someone sees you descend?"

ESPERANTO: "Denialists would just say that a wizard teleported you there."

PANEL 4: Valdez looks at Esperanto.

VALDEZ: "Denialists? There are people who don't believe in descension?"

ESPERANTO: "Yeah, man. We had to fight pretty hard to get people to acknowledge us. Denialists always had an excuse. They never really went away, but they're a lot quieter now."

PANEL 5: Valdez looks deep in thought.

VALDEZ: "...Hmm."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 19 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The facade of the QUIET NATIONAL DESCENDED FUND building shakes in the wind.

PANEL 2: The entire facade rips away as the wind picks up. Underneath this seemingly fabric covering stands a burnt-out warehouse. Within, we can see Valdez and Esperanto standing proudly.

PANEL 3: The facade lands in the waters of a nearby canal.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 18 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Valdez, kneeling, pulls on a knot in the corner of the panel.

VALDEZ: "Where did you say you got the script for this scam from?"

PANEL 2: Valdez's hand pulling on the knot.

PANEL 3: The knot comes untied, detaching some sort of fabric from an eyelet screwed into the floor.

PANEL 4: Esperanto pulls on a knot as well.

ESPERANTO: "It's based on a real proposal made by the Society for Descended People."

PANEL 5: Esperanto is in the process of untying a row of knots attaching the wall (seemingly made of fabric) to the floor.

ESPERANTO: "Of course, the intent is that the government would pair the newly descended with local sponsors instead of people picking them up off the street... And there are a whole host of other provisions..."

PANEL 6: Esperanto gives a dismissive wave as the fabric wall lifts from the floor, revealing a rough, crumbled wall underneath.

ESPERANTO: "...It doesn't matter, forget it."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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PANEL 1: Valdez walks away from Esperanto as Esperanto hops over the counter he was standing behind.

ESPERANTO: "Kind of cruel to do this to newly descended people, isn't it?"

VALDEZ: "The real cruelty is what Quiet is doing to them. You can't start a life with a handful of Ur and a shove out the door! It's no wonder that so many of them are homeless."

PANEL 2: Valdez shoulder checks the side of the panel, and it CREAKs.

VALDEZ: "At least we directed them to a shelter, as you insisted. That little act of benevolence is more than Quiet would ever be willing to do."

PANEL 3: Esperanto pushes on the panel border, and it tilts with a CRACK and a POP.

ESPERANTO: "Well, thank you for following my plan, Mister Philanthropist."

PANEL 4: The wall collapses, revealing a run-down warehouse.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 16 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The bearded man and the mustachioed man stare silently.

PANEL 2: The bearded man and the mustachioed man burst into laughter.

BEARDED MAN: "I cannot believe that worked so well!"

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Who's ever heard of currency made of paper?"

BEARDED MAN: "Where would you put the uranium?"

PANEL 3: The bearded man reveals himself to be

"THE CON-MAN"
VALDEZ

VALDEZ: "Haha... Well then. I think we've collected enough for today."

PANEL 4: The mustachioed man reveals himself to be

"THE ACCOMPLICE"
ESPERANTO

ESPERANTO: "Great. This mask was getting sweaty."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 15 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The mustachioed man inspects the signed document.

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Everything seems to be in order. Do you have the two thousand Ur you were given upon your descension?"

PANEL 2: Phil hands the bag of Ur to the mustachioed man.

PANEL 3: The mustachioed man counts 1000-Ur bills.

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Two thousand... Four thousand..."

PANEL 4: The mustachioed man hands Phil a stack of Ur bills, and the bearded man hands Phil a business card.

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "That's twenty thousand Ur! Take it to the address on this card, and they'll help you."

PHIL: "Uh, th-thank you!"

PANEL 5: Phil walks away from the building with a happy expression. He is clutching the money in his hands.

PANEL 6: The bearded man and mustachioed man wave goodbye to Phil.

BEARDED MAN: "Don't spend it all in one place, Phil!"

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Good luck!"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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PANEL 1: The bearded man and Phil stand opposing the mustachioed man, who is leaning over the counter.

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "What can I do for you two gentlemen?"

BEARDED MAN: "My friend Phil is newly descended, and he would like to apply for the expanded descension grant."

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Excellent! Welcome to the Resting Lands, Phil. I'm descended myself. Can you vouch for him, sir?"

BEARDED MAN: "Yes indeed!"

PANEL 2: The mustachioed man reaches under the counter.

PANEL 3: The mustachioed man places a contract and a fountain pen on the counter.

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Fill out this paperwork and we'll get you your grant."

PANEL 4: The bearded man signs the contract.

PANEL 5: Handing off the paper and the pen to Phil, the bearded man points to the contract.

BEARDED MAN: "Sign here."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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PANEL 1: Low angle view of a building emblazoned with the text "QUIET NATIONAL DESCENDED FUND".

PANEL 2: Inside the building. A man writes on the counter in a little window on the far wall. A door through the wall stands next to him. Otherwise, this room is completely empty.

PANEL 3: Close-up on the man. He has glasses and a long mustache, and he seems to be writing paperwork.

PANEL 4: Close-up on the mustachioed man's wizened face as he looks up from his work.

MUSTACHIOED MAN: "Good morning!"

PANEL 5: Reverse shot of Phil and the bearded man, who has his hand on Phil's shoulder. They stand in front of the door to the building. Phil is  gripping his forearm nervously.

BEARDED MAN: "Good morning to you, sir!"

PHIL: "Morning..."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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PANEL 1: The bearded man stares down at Phil, resting his back on the following panel. Phil is forced to hold up the bearded man's big speech bubble.

BEARDED MAN: "Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil. You must have more confidence in our glorious country! We have a system here in Quiet. Your two thousand Ur can be exchanged for tenfold that amount at another agency, but you have to have an established citizen of Quiet to vouch for you."

PHIL: "That doesn't sound…"

PANEL 2: The bearded man puts his hand on Phil's shoulder and leads him away.

BEARDED MAN: "It's very simple, Phil. Trust me. Come, the agency is just around the corner."

PANEL 3-4: As they walk, the buildings behind them grow more decrepit.

PHIL: "Why couldn't they just give me twenty thousand to begin with?"

BEARDED MAN: "The Quietese government wants to promote communication between locals and the newly descended to make getting settled in Quiet much easier.

PANEL 5: They stop and stare upwards.

BEARDED MAN: "It's an incentive to make friends, Phil."

PANEL 6: Phil stares up in vacant surprise.

PHIL: "Oh."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Happy #webcomicday! I'm Keith, and I make a webcomic called Scam the Gods! It's a surreal fantasy story about magic, lies, and fish. It's also about two con artists who want to, as the title suggests, scam the gods of their world. You can read it here: scamthegods.com
Scam the Gods, Lie 1, Page 12Scam the Gods, Lie 2, Page 9Scam the Gods, Lie 3, Page 18Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 39
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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PANEL 1: The bearded man shakes Phil's hand.

BEARDED MAN: "Excellent, excellent! The people of Quiet are always happy to see a fresh face around here! What is your name, friend?"

PHIL: "Uh, Phil."

PANEL 2: The bearded man slides behind Phil and puts his hands on his shoulders.

BEARDED MAN: "Listen, Phil. Did you receive your mandated stimulus?"

PHIL: "The... The money? Yeah, they gave me, uh, two thousand, um, 'Ur'."

PANEL 3: The bearded man puts his hand over his mouth in shock.

BEARDED MAN: "Two thou-- Oh, no no no! This will not do! This simply will not do, Phil!"

PHIL: "It won't?"

PANEL 4: The bearded man throws his hands up in exasperation.

BEARDED MAN: "O, those miserly people! How dare they mislead you! Phil, my friend, two thousand is merely the minimum you are entitled to!"

PHIL: "It is?"

PANEL 5: The bearded man bows.

BEARDED MAN: "Phil, please. The safety net that this great country has strung up for young descended like you is not so threadbare."

PHIL: "It isn't?"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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PANEL 1: One of the Silent Listeners waves to Phil, their hand sticking out through the front door. Phil stands on the street, staring down at the bag of Ur in his hands.

SILENT LISTENER: "Good luck, Phil!"

PANEL 2: Phil's view of the city he's found himself in. Buildings are crumbling, the slumbering sun hangs overhead, and a giant fish pokes its head out from behind a building.

PANEL 3: Phil boggles vacantly at his surroundings.

PANEL 4: Someone steps in front of Phil, covering most of his face in shadow.

PANEL 5: A bearded man wearing a pork pie hat and glasses towers over Phil.

BEARDED MAN: "Good morning, my dear friend! I take it you are newly descended, yes?"

PHIL: "Uh... Yeah, I--"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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PANEL 1: A small bag lands on the clipboard in Phil's lap.

PANEL 2: The Silent Listeners stare at Phil.

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "Anyway, Phil, in accordance with Quietese law, newly descended people are entitled to two thousand Ur."

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER: "That's our local currency, by the way."

PANEL 3: View of a wire wastebasket next to the door, full of trash.

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER: "That's it for orientation, Phil!"

PANEL 4: Close-up on the wastebasket. Sitting atop the other trash is a laminated ID card on a lanyard, belonging to Steven Shreveport, an Assistant Technician at the Phil Motors company. The photo on the card appears to be of "Phil".

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "Let's lead you out of the building."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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PANEL 1: The male Silent Listener strokes his chin as Phil has a worried face in the background.

PHIL: "Are... Are there any clues?"

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "Descension rates did increase after The Sun fell asleep..."

PHIL: "But why did that happen? And why is the sun asleep?!"

PANEL 2: The female Silent Listener puts a hand on Phil's shoulder.

PANEL 2: The female Silent Listener, backlit. Her non-face is cast in shadow.

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER: "There are a lot of mysteries in The Resting Lands, Phil. The Silent One wants you to clear your mind of such questions."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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PANEL 1: Phil looking down.

MALE SILENT LISTENER (OFFSCREEN): "Any other questions, Phil?"

PHIL: "..."

PANEL 2: Phil looking up.

PHIL: "Why?"

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER (OFFSCREEN): "Why what?"

PANEL 3: Close-up on Phil, fear and confusion on his face.

PHIL: "Why am I here? Why did I descend? Why does anyone descend?"

PANEL 4: The Silent Listeners shrugging.

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "Unfortunately, Phil, we just don't know."

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER: "Not even the most powerful wizards in all the Resting Lands have solved that mystery."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 6 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Overhead view of the two Silent Listeners and Phil. The male Silent Listener strikes a pose.

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "By devoting ourselves to not talking about The Silent One, not praying to The Silent One, and making as little noise as possible, we become like statues."

PHIL: "But... Aren't you making noise and talking about The Silent One right now?"


PANEL 2: The two Silent Listeners stand back to back.

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "We are allowed to make exceptions when our purpose is to educate."

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER: "As The Silent One wants us to figure out for ourselves... "A 'HUSH!' quiets the room more than keeping silent."

PANEL 3: Phil, alone in a void.

PHIL: "I... See..."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 5 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The hole-headed man puts his hand to his chest, smugly.

PHIL: "Are you, um, clerics, too?"

MAN: "We are Silent Listeners, monks who follow the most precious commandments from The Silent One."

PANEL 2: Close-up on the blank woman, the female Silent Listener.

FEMALE SILENT LISTENER: "Shutteth up."

PANEL 3: Close-up on the hole-headed man, the male Silent Listener.

MALE SILENT LISTENER: "And leaveth me alone."

PANEL 4: The Silent Listeners gesture with their hands to the symbol above the blackboard - a tusked smile with a tongue sticking out through the front teeth.

BOTH SILENT LISTENERS: "Thus, the national symbol of Quiet -- The Bitten Tongue!"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Happy birthday! Thanks for the #artshare! I'm Keith, and I make a webcomic called Scam the Gods! It's about magic, lies, and fish. The first act of the story is available to read on the website: scamthegods.com?pg=1#showComic
Scam the Gods, Lie 1, Page 12Scam the Gods, Lie 3, Page 25Scam the Gods, Lie 5, Page 36Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 1
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 4 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The hole-y man holding up his hands.

MAN: "Oh, no, no, no! Our appearances are reflections of our devotion to The Silent One."

PANEL 2: A map of Quiet being drawn on the blackboard.

PHIL: "The... Silent One?"

WOMAN: "The Silent One is the god of Quiet."

MAN: "That's where you are right now, Phil."

WOMAN: "They are second only to The Slumbering Sun itself."

PANEL 3: Closeup of the blank woman staring(?) at Phil.

PHIL: "But those guys with the skulls said--"

WOMAN: "Don't listen to Behemoth's clerics. If you're in Quiet, you're in The Silent One's territory, got that?"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 3 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... Sorry for the delay, I had a migraine yesterday. #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Phil looking at the man with the whole in his head.

PHIL: "Did you say people grow out of the ground?"

MAN: "Yes, that tends to surprise descended people for some reason."

PANEL 2: The blank woman crosses her arms. The hole-y man looks at her, presumably in disappointment.

WOMAN: "Ever since the Sun fell asleep, they all just come out with something wrong with them, like they're cursed or--"

MAN: "Hey, that's anti-ascensionist!"

PANEL 3: View through the man's head-hole, showing Phil.

MAN: "I happen to be ascended myself, and there is nothing wrong with my body!"

PANEL 4: The hole-y man with his hands behinds his back puffs his chest out smugly as the blank woman raises her hands in acquiescence.

MAN: "In fact, most modern nursery gardens take special precautions to--"

WOMAN: "Sorry, sorry."

PANEL 5: Phil points at the two strange people.

PHIL: "Um... Sorry if I'm being rude, but... Is that hole in your head from you being... Uh... Ascended?"

PANEL 6: The man and the woman laugh uproariously.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 2 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: A small, balding man, seated with a clipboard in his lap. He's looking up worried at the hollow-headed man pointing at him.

PANEL 2: Zoom out to show the man in the chair looking at the hollow-headed man and a similarly blank woman (whose face isn't holed). The two of them stand before a blackboard with the illustrations from the previous page. A fanged symbol is emblazoned on the wall above. Chairs are scattered around, and a small tied sack rests on a table.

BLANK MAN: "Do you know anything?"

BLANK WOMAN: "Occupation, date of birth, close family, a name...?"

SEATED MAN: "Um... No, not really..."

PANEL 3: The seated man pulls at his button-up shirt, looking at the words "Phil MOTORS" embroidered on the fabric.

SEATED MAN: "My shirt says 'Phil Motors' on it. Maybe that's my name?"

PANEL 4: Close-up on the blank woman's non-face.

BLANK WOMAN: "Well, 'Phil', you picked a great place to descend. Throughout all the Resting Lands, there's no better place to be newly descended than Quiet."

PHIL (OFFSCREEN): "Uh... That's... Good, I guess..."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Scam the Gods, Lie 7, Page 1 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: A stick figure, drawn on a blackboard, with three arrows pointing towards it (one above, one to the side, and one below).

NARRATION: "A person is born in one of three ways."

PANEL 2: Another stick figure drawing of a small family tree, represented horizontally, showing two parents begetting one child.

NARRATION: "In most cases, two people mate, and nine months later, a child is born. This child is an extension of their parents. They are 'extended'."

PANEL 3: A stick figure illustration of a person in an egg underground, with an arrow pointing towards a stick figure emerging from that ground.

NARRATION: "Less commonly, some people grow underground and ascend from the soil at age five. These people are 'ascended'."

PANEL 4: Another illustration of three stick figures, the one in the middle has lines coming out from it showing that it appeared.

NARRATION: "Rarer still, some people just sort of... Appear out of nowhere. Fully grown and often in strange clothes with little or no concept of who they are or where they might have come from."

PANEL 5: A man with a blank head with a big hole through it points towards the viewer.

MAN: "That's what you are. You're 'descended'."
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Scam the Gods, Act II - Lie 7 Cover scamthegods.com/index.html?p... Welcome back! This guest cover is by Jack Geis and sleepymech on Tumblr! Page 1 of Lie 7 will release on Tuesday. After that, updates will remain on Thursdays until further notice. #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
SCAM THE GODS
ACT II: Lie VII: Your Call Is Important to Us
by Keith James

Valdez and Esperanto, in fancy outfits, dance among strange dancers in a ballroom while strange castles and coelacanths hang in the background below the eclipsed sun.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hi #portfolioday! I'm Keith, and I draw a webcomic called Scam the Gods! It's a surreal fantasy about two con artists who literally want to scam the gods of their world. You can read the first arc of the story here: scamthegods.com?pg=1#showComic www.patreon.com/c/KeithJames...
Scam the Gods, Lie 1, Page 12Scam the Gods, Lie 2, Page 9Scam the Gods, Lie 4, Page 1Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 39
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Happy Scamiversary!! Scam the Gods is on hiatus right now, but you can read all of Act 1 now! scamthegods.com?pg=1#showComic #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
Valdez and Esperanto, who is smoking a cigarette, leaning against text that reads:

HAPPY
SCAMI-
VERSARY
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Thanks for the tag @fifthacecomics.org! I'm Keith, and I make a surreal fantasy comic called Scam the Gods! The first arc of the story just finished! You can read the whole thing here: scamthegods.com?pg=1#showComic
Scam the Gods, Lie 1, Page 12Scam the Gods, Lie 3, Page 18Scam the Gods, Lie 4, Page 1Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 39
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Scam the Gods, Fib 6.5, Page 6 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! With this page, Act 1 comes to a close. Now that Act 1 is over, Scam the Gods will be going on a break for a bit. See you all on February 26! #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
Full-page spread. Esperanto has removed his bandages, revealing his face to be pale white with a skull design tattooed onto it. His coat is open, showing his bare chest and some odd sort of rib structure below it. Esperanto is quite sad.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Scam the Gods, Fib 6.5, Page 5 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... The final page of Fib 6.5, and the final page of Act 1, releases next week! #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANELS 1-2: Valdez and Esperanto walk past each other, Valdez heading towards the front and Esperanto heading towards the back. Valdez adjusts his accessories, and Esperanto takes off his hat.

PANEL 3: Esperanto sits down by the washbasin. His hat is on the coat rack.

PANEL 4: Esperanto pulls his ascot off, revealing his neck.

PANEL 5: Esperanto removes his glove, revealing strange cut-out sections and wires threaded through his wrist.

PANEL 6: Esperanto begins untying the bandages around his face. You can see his bare hands and the back of his neck, which has some sort of mechanical spine embedded in it.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Scam the Gods, Fib 6.5, Page 4 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Close-up on Esperanto, sighing. The brim of his hat hides his eye.

PANEL 2: Zoom out to see Esperanto in the shade, sitting with his feet(?) dangling off the edge of the stage. Behind him, the curtain which was emblazoned with the Dr. Thorndyke logo is gone.

PANEL 3: Esperanto rubs his face.

PANEL 4: Esperanto's anteater Goetta boops his hand with her snout, and he peeks out from behind his hand.

PANEL 5: Esperanto rubs Goetta's snout.

VALDEZ (OFFSCREEN): "Your turn, Esperanto!"
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Scam the Gods, Fib 6.5, Page 3 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Low-angle shot. On the left, a silhouette of the shovel in the dirt pile. On the right, the anteaters touching snouts. In the center, Esperanto is sitting at the front of the stage, and Valdez is sitting behind it.

PANEL 2: Valdez's bare hands wringing out a washcloth.

PANEL 3: Valdez, topless, is sitting on a stool. He is washing himself above a metal washbasin. His upper armor is laid neatly on the ground nearby, and his hat and other accoutrements are hanging on a coat rack.

PANEL 4: Close-up on Valdez's face. He sighs.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Scam the Gods, Fib 6.5, Page 2 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: The head of the dead dragon, laying on the ground. Cavatappi, dwarfed by the head, kneels in horror. Sticks from the dying trees are scattered around them.

PANEL 2: Closeup on Cavatappi. The skull mask falls off the wooden chest on her back, bounces off the panel border, and lands face-up on the ground.

PANEL 3: Close-up on the skull mask.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Scam the Gods, Fib 6.5, Page 1 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... Fib 6.5 begins today! This one's a six-pager. #comic #webcomic
PANEL 1: A mountain, silhouetted by the black hole-like eclipsed sun hanging in the sky behind it.

PANEL 2: Cavatappi, climbing up the mountain with a large walking stick. Her path is flanked by cracked and falling trees.

PANEL 3: Cavatappi looks up in shock and distress.

PANEL 4: Cavatappi's knees hitting the ground.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 54 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... And after just over a year, that's the end of Lie 6! Fib 6.5 will begin next week! #comic #webcomic #art
PANEL 1: Valdez's feet and the edge of Esperanto's swirly coattails, standing next to the pit, now full of dirt with the shovel stabbed into it.

PANEL 2: Valdez and Esperanto, downcast.

ESPERANTO: "I'm sorry, Valdez."

VALDEZ: "No, no, you were right. It had to be done."

PANEL 4: Close-up on Valdez, his hat covering his eyes. 

VALDEZ: "I'm just... Glad I still have you."

PANEL 5: Esperanto watches Valdez walk away towards the stage, dejected.

PANEL 6: Close-up on Esperanto's face. A lot of emotions are running through his sad, tired eye.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 53 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... The final page of Lie 6 is coming next week, with Fib 6.5 to follow! #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Valdez and Esperanto stare at a bottle in Valdez's grasp.

VALDEZ: "The last bottle..."

PANEL 2: Valdez takes a swig of the bottle, to Esperanto's shock.

PANEL 3: Valdez looks at the bottle, its label revealing it to be the Extra-Strength elixir.

PANEL 4: Valdez, grinning, recorks the bottle. Esperanto is unamused.

VALDEZ: "Hey, I'm immune to this one now! Maybe we could--"

ESPERANTO: "Bury it."

PANEL 5: Valdez, disappointed, tosses the bottle.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
In honor of the release of Once Upon a Katamari, Valdez and Esperanto's Halloween costumes this year are the King and Queen of All Cosmos! Esperanto doesn't know what this shit is, but Valdez convinced him to wear it. #art #drawing
Illustration of Valdez dressed as the King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy and Esperanto, who is significantly more miserable-looking, dressed as the Queen of All Cosmos.
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Keith James | Commissions open! @keithjamescomics.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Scam the Gods, Lie 6, Page 52 scamthegods.com/index.html?p... #comic #webcomic #art #drawing
PANEL 1: Valdez's foot, digging the head of a shovel into the ground.

PANEL 2: A pile of Dr. Thorndyke ephemera, haphazardly tossed into a deep pit.

PANEL 3: Worms-eye view of Valdez and Esperanto staring down into the pit Valdez has dug. The twin moons watch overhead.

PANEL 4: Esperanto pats Valdez on the shoulder. They are downturned, the brims of their hats covering their eyes.

VALDEZ: "Goodnight, Dr. Thorndyke. May you rest in peace, never to be tied back to us."

ESPERANTO: "He was a good gimmick, Valdez."

VALDEZ: "Yeah..."
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