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Keith Glaser

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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean . . . not exactly a pitch i would expect to dong
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Again, criticism is subjective! Love when two people I respect put up two completely different takes on a show, movie, etc. right next to each other @mattmitovich.bsky.social @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social @sherinnicole.bsky.social
A post from Matt Zoller Seitz linking to a review of Season 4 of "Reacher," in which the headline says it may be the best yet, directly after a post from Matt Mitovich calling odd-numbered seasons significantly stronger.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Had this a month or so ago
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Could almost make magic number szn entirely out of these guys, unfortunately I missed 49 and Julio Teheran
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lance McCullers wearing #50 for the Milwaukee Brewers
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Obviously some surface level stuff and does not include other players in the trade, but hard to say the Brewers got got on this one.
On July 21, 2026, Freddy Peralta has season to date stats of negative 0.1 WAR, 5.01 ERA, and 1.459 WHIPOn July 21, 2026, Brandon Sproat has season to date stats of negative 0.1 WAR, 5.16 ERA, and 1.366 WHIP
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saw this shirt last night at the Spamalot show in Milwaukee. I'm offering no judgment on the dude - he has confidence I don't. Just thought it was something @dszymborski.fangraphs.com might don
Guy wearing a shirt with a cat holding a beer whilst riding a t rex
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What a difference a month makes @cyrthogg.bsky.social
ESPN's monthly MLB update increased the Brewers playoff odds from 39.7% to 99.3%, championship odds from 1.3% to 12.4%, and win average from 83.2 to 99.7
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
[P] quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
Matt Damon signing "Scotty Doesn't Know" in 2004's EuroTrip
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@cyrthogg.bsky.social wait what?
Headline stating that the "Power of Friendship" has Ray's off to one of their best 40-game starts ever.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There ARE many times last year you could've afforded to just throw any guy out there
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cooking or home improvement? Going to send a chain mail glove your way.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Renee Zelllweger from "Jerry Maguire" telling Craig "you had me at amputee cornhole murder"
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My parents cleaned out their house and gave me boxes of "my" stuff. Found a 1st edition Total Baseball! Man, 8 year old me was a nerd.
First edition Total Baseball
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I mean, they pulled it directly from Piet Levy' lede
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I get clickbait, but i promise you this move will not satiate the fanbase. This is only true if the Brewers' biggest issue is "lack of warm bodies capable of playing third base."
On Friday, the Brewers made the m9ve to replace Durbin that the fanbase has been waiting for. 

Luis Rengifo is the perfect solution to the Brewers' biggest issue.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oh good.
My word for 2026 is "out of pocket" as determined by screenshoting a gif provided by Merriam-Webster
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
@cyrthogg.bsky.social heart in throat moment for about 4 words
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
JFC Manfred, what are you doing? @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Apparently baseball's winter meetings are sponsored by CohnReznick?
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
🧐
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
1st pitch at bedtime. Brewers shut down his parking lot cub scout popcorn sale. Cubs fan spilled drink on new Frelick sherzey. Over an hour to travel 2.5 miles home. Undaunted. Core memory made.
Joshua and I watching batting practice prior to Game 2 of the National League Division series between the Brewers and Cubs
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social the alliance is strong in Wisconsin
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
@jrradcliffe.bsky.social AI is so dumb. Turns out the Brewers magic number is negative 51
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
"L" flag, primarily associated with the Chicago Cubs
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Could have walked across this river in Wauwatosa yesterday. Parked in that parking lot next to the red building yesterday.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Don't know the timestamp on this, but it's evergreen
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I had this awful poster. High school kids are dumb.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Not only did Jacob Misiorowski take his rotation spot, he took Civale's number after Civale demanded to be traded @cyrthogg.bsky.social @jrradcliffe.bsky.social
Jacob Misiorwoski changes his uniform number to 32, the number previously worn by demoted and traded Aaron Civale.
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Does this move Chad Patrick to the bullpen? The good people that put this graphic together on the Brewers' site seem to think so (the answer is obviously no).
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Looks like someone listens to the Pod @cyrthogg.bsky.social @adammccalvy.bsky.social
Adam McCalvey's gamer referencing the "Trust Tree" in the Brewers' bullpen
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Doubling back on good ideas by MLB with piss poor follow through: email from "Manfred" based on my son being in little league and corresponding redemption page. No code in the email to redeem. Idiots.
MLB offering free MLB.tv subscriptions to families of little leaguers. The email does not contain a redemption code.Link takes you to page requiring an unprovided redemption code
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This menace.
80s villain Ferris Bueller
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Yes and this is my senior yearbook photo along with a photo before last year's met gala
Actually, these are photos of the suave and dashing thespian, Brad Pitt
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The fact that I got this while scrolling social media is kind of a res ipsa loquitur situation
The word "dillydally"
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thank you to my 4 year old, with whom I commuted a great deal of 2024. My Spotify Wrapped this year is basically a Disney greatest hits
When Will My Life Begin (Reprise 2) - Tangled Soundtrack
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Keith Glaser @keithglaser.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
🙌
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