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Keith Durocher Creative

@keithdurocher.ca
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Vancouver, BC. Tattoo man. Death metal vocalist. Author of dark and violent fantasy fiction.

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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 23/09/2026
2nd book is in my editors hands, he assures me we're on track for a November finish to his side of things. So I'll be pushing for ARC readers and looking to drop it in December I guess. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 02/09/2026
Lately for me its been cold-calls from international numbers and awkwardly accented messages (Im wise enough to not actually answer the calls) from individuals who can't even pronounce the name of my book.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 02/09/2026
New Lungburner. These guys are fucking deadly. lungburner.bandcamp.com/album/dogma #metal #deathmetal #sludgemetal #metalbandcamp #metalsky
lungburner.bandcamp.com
Dogma, by LungBurner
7 track album
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 02/09/2026
When the imprint actually takes the time to read your book and give actual feedback that amounts to "just isn't the kinda grimdark we want." What, no form letter? A rejection email like a kiss... #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 16/05/2026
Tenses. The authors eternal dilemma. 1st person past? 1st person present? Arrgghh... #cyberpunk #splatterpunk #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 09/05/2026
Its in the hashtags of the original post. Cyberpunk/splatterpunk.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 09/05/2026
Grimdark/Dark Fantasy/Splatterpunk/Cyberpunk. 🤘😎
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 08/05/2026
Just finished my self editing process for a short story I plan on submitting to Hellbound Books. Now its off to my beta readers, then to submit. #cyberpunk #splatterpunk #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore @hellboundbooks.bsky.social
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 08/05/2026
I meant more in the sense of, "you can thank Clive Barkers Undying for why I wont ever touch another horror game." :P
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 08/05/2026
Ha, no chance! You can thank Clive Barkers Undying for that. Horror games can just fuck riiiight off. :P
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 08/05/2026
Some people make the ball go forward by kicking it, some by poking it with a long thin stick, some by whaling on it with a length of dense wood- so long as that ball is moving forward, the methodology of how is essentially irrelevant. ;)
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 02/05/2026
Someone -SERIOUSLY- needs to set up an "anti-AI" version of Fiverr. This is ridiculous. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 07/04/2026
mayhemic.bandcamp.com/album/toba Chilean speed-thrash in the vein of old Kreator. Not breaking new ground, but dialed the fuck in and executed with extreme passion and conviction. Superb. #metal #speedmetal #thrashmetal #metalbandcamp #metalsky
mayhemic.bandcamp.com
TOBA, by Mayhemic
8 track album
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 06/04/2026
Hardly surprising considering the line of genetics hes coming from, no? Eyyy, drive-by-compliment pew pew
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 06/04/2026
One joke out of several that are tied to the era, and its one film out of several in the Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker catalogue of works that rely heavily on jokes tied to references of the time. 😜
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 06/04/2026
So the jokes that are directly tied to commercials that haven't aired in almost 50 years actually landed with him?? Or did you cheat and explain the 'never has a second cup of coffee' woman was the woman from the Yuban coffee commercial? :P
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 06/04/2026
Great write up from @zbsteele.bsky.social give it a read. (That subreddit is a really good one, incidentally... give it a sub and see) old.reddit.com/r/GrimDarkEp... #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐
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Advice from a Successful Indie Fantasy Author
My name is Z.B. Steele, and I am a successful indie author. Each month, I post a transparency post that includes things like sales & Kindle...
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 05/04/2026
I guess there's levels to it. We will always reflect our surroundings, but deliberate inclusion of currents events and techs are going to hurt the long term relevance of one's stories- In my opinion, that is. ;)
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 05/04/2026
Probably Beuhlmans The Lesser Dead, honestly- and even thst is a period novel set in the 70s.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 03/04/2026
When a writer ties much of their work on current/topical, they risk their work becoming dated rapidly. My entire original post is based on the Dungeon Crawler Carl books. Enjoying them, but- theres a clear "best by" date baked into the series, due to too many 'topical' references.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 03/04/2026
So you are positioned to see where I'm coming from. Watching it with your grand-daughter would be an excellent study in my point. Seeing how many jokes she gets vs how many just confuse her. Then apply those observations to current fiction like LitRPG
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 03/04/2026
And I dont mean this to be disparaging as such- its observation, not salty distaste. :)
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 03/04/2026
Now watch it and look for how many jokes require an understanding of topical references tied to the 70s. Its the same with Kentucky Fried Movie, and more recently- the Scary Movie franchise, and similar. Not aging well, for that reason.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 03/04/2026
'Topical' goes bad faster than bananas. Thats why *most* of the jokes in Airplane! don't land anymore (geddit? eeeyyy) With this in mind, its something authors writing fiction should really avoid. Topical is the enemy of timeless. #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller 💙📚🪐
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 29/03/2026
I'm honestly almost kinda mad at how much I'm enjoying Dungeon Crawler Carl. It's so self indulgent, the premise is so incredibly stupid- but I'm completely fucking hooked despite those facts. #fantasy #booksky #author #storyteller #litRPG 💙📚🪐
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 19/10/2025
On the one hand, a 5-star review of my book is much appreciated. On the other hand, creating an account using my dead fathers name to do so is seriously fucked up. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 04/10/2025
Hellbound Books Anthology of Extreme Horror is out! My short story, "Show Your Work" is included! hellboundbookspublishing.com/extremeantho... #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐#horror #gore @hellboundbooks.bsky.social
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 29/09/2025
...I think you can buy my book on Amazon now? In paperback I mean, its been up there as a digital purchase since it was first published. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 06/09/2025
Just matched the number of chapters between my first novel and its sequel, with at least a dozen more to go. Hope I can find a publisher, DIY is a hassle. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky #vancouver #canada #author #storyteller #splatterpunk 💙📚🪐
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 05/09/2025
Tearsheet from my mini-interview in Absolute Underground, the Ozzy tribute issue. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky 💙📚🪐 #vancouver #author #storyteller #metal
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 31/07/2025
It's a hard slog, self-promoting your writing... #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky 💙📚🪐 #vancouver #author #storyteller #metal
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 05/07/2025
atlasobscura.com always when travelling. Museo Stibbert and La Specola in Firenze.
atlasobscura.com
Curious and Wondrous Travel Destinations - Atlas Obscura
Definitive guidebook and friendly tour-guide to the world's most wondrous places. Travel tips, articles, strange facts and unique events.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 05/07/2025
Tomorrow, Sunday July 6th, I'll be joining the Comix & Stories gathering of local creators- authors, illustrators, weavers of worlds. If you're in the Vancouver area, come on in and check it out! @vancomicon.bsky.social #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky 💙📚🪐 #vancouver #author #storyteller
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 09/06/2025
If CONAN is doom metal for death metal fans, then MOTHER IRON HORSE is for sure stoner metal for death metal fans. Excellent energy and crunch. motherironhorse.bandcamp.com/track/old-ma... #metalsky #music #metal #heavymetal #doom #doommetal #stonermetal
motherironhorse.bandcamp.com
Old Man Satan, by Mother Iron Horse
from the album Under The Blood Moon
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 23/05/2025
To think, it was only about 7 months ago that my editor said "you should write a book", and now here it is on bookstore shelves. The bookstore is Cross & Crows in Vancouver. First I approached, first to accept, first to shelf. #grimdark #darkfantasy #booksky 💙📚🪐
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 22/05/2025
First print run of paperbacks in hand. Shipping these is murder. Friggin' Canada Post... Makes it hard to empathize with their impending strike. #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 19/05/2025
Still in need of some reviews out there for my book. Anyone active on goodreads or blogs, etc-- want a copy? Free ePub, or trade paperback for shipping only. Email me- zombosis with an at and a gmail and a dot and a com. #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 01/05/2025
Its grimdark/splatterpunk- dark, violent fantasy. Due to word count restrictions, its probably easier to just link it to a digital storefront? Theres a preview function that'll be more indepth than a blurb- www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
kobo.com
Bones Before Fortune ebook by Keith Durocher - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Bones Before Fortune" by Keith Durocher available from Rakuten Kobo. Setioch, commander of the dying Warfire Brotherhood, has a problem. A psychotic campaign of conquest is rolling over the...
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 01/05/2025
Doing pre-orders for physical copies of my book. Fire me an email to discuss payment and shipping, etc. #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 23/04/2025
My first ever review, from the Indigo website. Plus, I don't actually know who wrote it, so that's a plus! #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 21/04/2025
I get wanting to be aware of world events... but several authors I love, their social media is insufferable. 3 or 4 posts a day, every day, ALL DOOM, ALL THE TIME. Ceaseless politics and negativity. Its fucking draining. Talk about your books or some shit. #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 18/04/2025
Email sent. :)
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 18/04/2025
Thanks. The artist I had work with me on it did a great job interpreting my sketch. Sienna Arts at Whiterose Publishing.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 18/04/2025
If you'd like an e-copy, I can fire one your way right now. For a physical one, that's still a wait I'm afraid, the full print run isn't in my hands yet, just my proof copy.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 18/04/2025
I guess I can officially refer to myself as an author now. Proof copy turned out pretty much spot on. #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 14/04/2025
Throwback to that time I was in US Magazine, so I had it framed, but then all my clients seemed to think I was obsessed with the Depp/Heard divorce. Womp womp.
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 12/04/2025
Just won my first short story contest! (It sounds more impressive than it is. 400 to 700 words in an /r/grimdark reddit contest in which there were 4 winners splitting the prize and only about 7 entrants total...) Still... Yay me? 🤪 #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 10/04/2025
Just finishing up the second of two short stories I'm planning on sending to @hellboundbooks.bsky.social for consideration in their anthologies. Don't think I'll revisit this corridor of horror again anytime soon though. #booksky 📚🪐💙 #grimdark #darkfantasy
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 09/04/2025
I read this really great series one time about how belief defines reality and all these crazy people had zany magic powers that got more powerful the crazier they got. Maybe that series could help you out? Just believe you don't know anything about writing and you're gold. Eyyyy *finger gunz*
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Keith Durocher Creative @keithdurocher.ca · 09/04/2025
Sweet! Makes it all worthwhile, doesn't it?
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