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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Today I was absolutely delighted to discover A have a new album.

Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

“Hi, I’m phoning about my benefits” “Aye that’s great - this isn’t the social security office” “Oh did I not dial….” “No you did, please remind them their line is broken and they might get it fixed”

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Our phone line had an error on it which meant, for about a month, we received phone calls meant for the local social security office.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Back on here to see if it is any busier…

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

It’s great that we’ve solved men’s mental health issues and managed to make hoodie manufacturers rich at the same time.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Cyclists that ride two by two on roads. It’s for safety - understandable. Cyclists who ride two by two on shared narrow paths with pedestrians - probably dickheads.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Are there any Scottish based mental health researchers/research networks on Bluesky? #MentalHealth #Scotland

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Previous generations mid life crisis have involved expensive cars etc. My millennial mid life crisis is starting to roller blade.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I’ve met a few folks called Mark Chapman in my time. All born post 1980. I just assume their parents hated John Lennon.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Every inch of Liam appears to be screaming “I must not like this! I AM MAN” #TheApprentice

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

An asexual coded character doesn’t seem the include choice to puzzle this out TBH

Email summary - Sherlocks Holmes greatest mystery
Are humans naturally monogamous.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I find the #4nationsfaceoff stuff really interesting. It’s like a lot of North Americans are discovering that international competition is quite good actually…

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

*taps freeze ray* realistically this baby will do absolutely bupkiss about that.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Where abouts are all the #R folks on here? I’m trying to learn markdown at the minute.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Every time Keir is on screen on #TheApprentice I whisper to myself “don’t be a dick, please don’t be a dick”

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Oh aye. Must have been something in the overly complex instructions given before the question that disqualified it.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

They put it in the wrong category. It’s not an Orkney ferry!

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I occasionally get sounds, like the sci fi alarm on my phone, “stuck” in my ears - repeating as if I’m still hearing them. I kinda have that with OH-Ban now…

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Dear lord. Heard Lisa Tarbuck pronouncing Scottish ferry ports on #Pointless is painful. OOH-BAN! jeezo.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The Robbie Williams film is actually really quite good. Suspect it might end up a creeping cult classic TBH.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

We’ll have to have a caucus to discuss this.

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

🎶 Whoa oh here she comes Watch out ants she'll chew you up Whoa oh here she comes She's an anteater

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I’m willing to bet you could do the same on your home computer using R or similar. It would probably only take marginally longer as well.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Woah, you calculated those odds based on a really small dataset really quickly”

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I love these “supercomputer predicts outcome of X sporting event” - as if the processing power of a supercomputer is needed to predict a sporting event’s outcome…

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Apparently Bonnie Tyler was not all that happy with the school boy aesthetic and accused the director of being a pre-vert.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

This is utterly random - well not utterly but in the context of this interaction it is - everytime I see pervert written down or hear someone say it I think of a clip about the total eclipse of the heart music video.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Is it just part of getting older that minor abrasions and wounds take longer to heal? Or should I be concerned.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Which is getting to the point of worrying me TBH. Never used to bleed this much for this long. But also never used to shave my head…

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Perils of shaving head - discovering I bleed a lot and for a long time.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

They never seem to understand how IQ works. They always go “bigger number brain go brrrrr”

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Fingers crossed they send Keir home early cos I can’t do a whole series of hearing my own name on the telly. #TheApprentice

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

It’s only the Mandela effect if it died on Robben Island. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Biko.

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Treblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

You won, Leanne and Jake. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? #TheTraitors

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

You may have won but you aren’t the bloody main character. FFS #TheTraitors

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Vote Leanne out on the basis she is just ridiculous. #TheTraitors

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

The aim in the endgame of #TheTraitors is not to ensure all faithful in the game get a share of the cash. It’s to eliminate as many players regardless of status.

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Alexander is the worlds most reasonable man. #TheTraitors

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Voting for the person that you’re mad at… that’s a choice… but somehow so predictable… #TheTraitors

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Keir Hardly (he/him) @keirhardly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Well, that was a mature and reasonable reaction wasn’t it? #TheTraitors

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