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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

it's sad that in Scotland we will never see these Wank Panzers so we can point and laugh and get artistically creative.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Pointing to his latest approval rating.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Labour plummeting to new depths in their quest to not tax billionaires.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Kemi, after consulting with the mothership, can confirm that her people from the planet Zarg are not going to invade earth and instead will follow a policy of getting the humans to kill their own planet instead.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I won't be travelling to the US, not worth the risk. On the plus side I might be travelling to Australia to clap sunsets on the beach in St Kilda.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

You mean the trickle down pyramid scheme is not working?

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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Having dinner last night with an entrenched Labour voter it was funny to hear how much more vitriol they had for Sarwar than any SNP voter I've heard talking about him. They really think he's an incompetent chancing liar.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Mad that you think this is a modern concept. This has been the way since forever.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Is that the only choices? I'm gonna say Crabs legs and Lobster. do them both. With mussels.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

You're being very correctly political today. I like it.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Ants are loyal. Almost like a cult who will do anything for their Queen.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

That looks like one sparkly Marguerite

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Idea: Can we do an "I live below an AirBnb" rating where I can give ratings for how much the guests are bing noisy dicks, because tonight it's a 1 star rating for loud shiit music and shite patter.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

He's created a cult and people don't say no in a cult. Trump surrounds himself with not very nice, weak people.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Honestly, this Ohio diner needs to be Cybertrucked.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

This is ultra bootlicker patter. You sure you don't need any of our free medication? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Ah, the one FARC didn't get. Yet.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Hi Leo, Europe calling. We want to take you into this room for a quiet word...

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Sakes, Scotland beat Greece away from home. How is this not trending above fucking Cypertrucks??? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

How can I put this, Be a good cunt like Stuzi and not just a cunt.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Stuzi - Which one of us manifested this walloper into life? I haven't kept track.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Yes, Chocolate cigarettes were my gateway drug straight onto the needle mate.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Do you need medication? If you are in Scotland it will be a free prescription.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Wait, someone let that war criminal kick out with a cameo in a cheesy comedy?

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

You wanted the drama until you didn't.

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Dan DaN DAN @keepinfairlieweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I didn't know the thing that I support that is fucking up my voters is the thing I told my voters I wasn't gonna support when they voted for me, how the fuck did that happen? It's Biden's fault.

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