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Unicorn of Doom 🦄

@trishmenzies.bsky.social
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Canadian 🇨🇦🍁 Mom. Cat mom. Neurodivergent. Atheist. Pro-choice. LGBTQ ally. 🌈 Pro-Human Rights. Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension, 🧠 pain makes me snarky. Wife of @alligator-crunch.bsky.social Daughter of @klpearce57.bsky.social

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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This poor sweet puppy Princess Poppy needs some medical assistance. gofund.me/3e8bfdd52
gofund.me
Donate to Save our Princess Poppy, organized by Brennly Horsman
Dear friends/family/followers, Our sweet 2.5 year old beagle Poppy aka Princess Popp… Brennly Horsman needs your support for Save our Princess Poppy
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When all is said & done, & taco is finally out of office… we shouldn’t even write about him in history books. When we get to the years he was in office it should just read: -the idiocracy years. An idiot was elected, a wannabe Hitler/McKinley…it was terrible for everyone, don’t elect idiots again.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well done Mark Carney. Thinking of Canadians first & not making a deal that wasn’t worth the paper it would have been written on. You can’t make a deal with DJT, who historically has never honoured his deals, is entirely untrustworthy & tried to backdoor in some last minute bullshit. Elbows Up.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well that happened. Now fetch me my bathing toaster.
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Trish Menzies
Aug 18, 2026
Live, laugh, toaster bath.

You shared this on someone's profile
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Has anyone watched “my grandfather Charles Manson”? If so, did you also get really irritated?
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Watching some of my friends. who I know failed science and basically barely squeaked through school, talk shit about Fauci and his diary was been interesting. It’s a diary. Why is this even being publicized? The whole facade is absurd.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Accurate artistic depiction of Trump.
I saw this and laughed so much. 
Trump depicted as a very tiny dick with huge balls.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I learned today the #1 cause of death for people w/ my rare brain condition: Suicide @ 43% 7x more likely than an avg human to commit suicide. 15x more likely to commit suicide by overdose. I’m not surprised. Cant imagine being an unlucky USian who has to worry about the cost of healthcare too.
There were 47 deaths (96% female) among
1437 IHR participants that met inclusion
criteria. The average age at death was 46
years (range, 20-95 years. Participants of the IHR experienced higher all-cause
mortality than the general population
(SMR, 1.5; 95% confidence interval [CI], 1.2-2.1). Suicide, accidents, and deaths from
medical/surgical complications were the most common underlying causes,
accounting for 43% of all deaths. When compared to the general population, the risk of suicide was over 6 times greater
(SMR, 6.1; 95% CI, 2.9-12.7) and the risk of death from accidental overdose was over 3
times greater (SMR, 3.5; 95% CI, 1.6-7.7).
The risk of suicide by overdose was over 15 times greater among the IHR cohort than in the general population (SMR, 15.3; 95%
CI, 6.4-36.7).®neurology.org
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Stephen Colbert doing a new “Only in Monroe” post Late Show finale. This was so amazing. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
youtu.be
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Surprisingly easy to remove all CBS and Paramount shows. We waited until Stephen Colbert’s Late Show finale was over to do so. There were maybe 2 shows we watched sporadically. Honestly won’t miss it. I cannot support a company that panders to Trumps whims simply because he can’t take a joke.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Watched the final episode of Colbert. I cried. It was such a beautiful joyful show to watch this week. Stephen laughed, danced & sang surrounded by friends & loved ones. The perfect send off for a show that shouldn’t have ended. Thank you Stephen Colbert & the Late Show crew. You did great work.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just in case you need a small silly distraction from all the stupidity lately… This is a spoof on an old Canadian series called Hinterlands Who’s Who, were they would talk about various animals in Canada. youtu.be/p2HipedgM3I?...
youtu.be
Spiders On Drugs
YouTube video by Andrew Struthers
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Trumplicunts lied... imagine that. Just over there killing Iranian children, civilians and lying about their own casualties. What excuse are they using for the illegal war today? Have they landed on the reason they dropped bombs yet?
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Good.
Canada will 'never participate' in Iran offensive, Carney says
By The Canadian Press
Updated: March 10, 2026 at 7:14PM EDT
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m sorry but what kind of name is MarkWayne? This sounds like some weird inbred backwoods shit… Billybobbymarkywaynker.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I am so angry about USreal and Israel bombing Iran for no reason other than Trump is just trying to distract from the Epstein files. He thinks if he starts a war he can remain president. Unsanctioned terrorist war games. Maga better go sign up to be cannon fodder, they voted for this shit.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Loved this protest song by Jesse Welles. “The Floridian lobotomy, hey Marco, Susie, Dr Oz and Pat Bondi” youtu.be/nm8T-vqtdNk?...
youtu.be
Whirlwind
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Every. Single. One.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My adhd is fully gone wild. I vocal stim constantly singing to my cats, my husband or myself. Sometimes it’s just weird noises or humming. The noise I made today made him burst out laughing. Thanks brain.
There is a method to my
-madness..
Haha. I'm just kidding It's just madness. Straight up chaotic madness.
But I'm fun.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Talking to my therapist and she asked “what do you do to relieve stress?” I said sometimes…just sometimes… when I see people who are horrible enough…I roast the fuck out of them on Facebook for sport. Original post was “women don’t speak until your man is done speaking” these were the comments:
Lady 1: Funniest thing I've read all day! Under his eye. Blessed be the fruit.

Trevor:
Are you even fertile?

Lady 2:
Trevor 
Rare none ur concern bro
it's not as if she's allowing some of ur seed sowing in her

Lady 3:
Trevor tells me you feel safe enough to ask such a grotesque question because you're hiding behind a screen.
Welcome to the 21st century, vastly different from the dark ages my dude, don't hurt yourself.

Trish:
Trevor I don't think she's interested in your seed bud.Lady 4:Trevor spoken like a man with a tiny little...

Trevor:
Trish?
again, we're talking Handmaids Tale yeah? What
do you mean interested"? Since when was there an option

Trish:
Trevor guess that makes sense for you since I'm sure no
one would ever actually consider you an option.

Trevor:
Trish 
isn't that why prostitutes exist? Well, that and junkies
But again, Handmaids Tale right? So there is no option 
(Meme of IT clown captioned YEA!!!!!!)

Trish:
Trevor
(Meme of a hand with lips and eyes when you te just chilling and your han gives you that look)
glad you agree you're never going to be anyone's choice. good luckTrevor:
poor me a k
Well, somebody better tell my wife of 20yrs | guess
(Meme captioned GUESS AGAIN)

Trish :
Trevor
ooof. Poor her.

Trevor:
Come save her Trish The Dish.
Trish : Trevor nah. It must be hard
enough living with an imaginary wife, prostitutes and offering some women your seed which they don't want. You have a full life. Anywho. It's time for coffee.

Trevor:
Trish
imaginary wife.
Honey, she would annihilate you.

Trish:
Trevor
probably. I bet she's
very sexually frustrated. Does she come with the air compressor or do I have to buy one?Trevor:
Trish
- oh she comes.....
Pop over, give you a demo
(GIF of Meg Ryan from fake orgasm scene)

Trish:
Trevor
your blow up wife
has fake orgasms like Meg Ryan did in harry met sally? Lulz.

Trevor:
Trish
real....fake.... it
doesn't matter to me. Handmaids Tale, right?
You people really got all up on me over a fake reply to a fake comment on a fake post
(Laughing emojis)
Love it, keep up the good work
(Clown emojis) (laughing emojis)
biggest bunch of woke hypocritical crybabies I've managed to upset so far this xmas (laughing emojis)

Trish: 
Trevor
upset? I've been
laughing all day. I showed this to my mom, siblings, husband and friends who cackled hysterically...
If you're butt hurt about
responses you're getting that's on you for your shit comment
For your own mental wellbeing...
I'm going to mute this now. you seem like you're having a bit of a meltdown.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
These words kept infiltrating my thoughts when I was trying to sleep. I am not a writer or a poet but thinking about what was done to Alex Pretti haunts me and for my own sanity I had to write it down.
Alex Pretti, An American Hero.
A man sees commotion and helps direct traffic, all very polite.
When he sees women wielding a whistle that seems to incite,
ICE attack the women and push them. One falls on her backside.
Small-minded, weak little ICE just filled to the brim with vengeance and pride.
A heroic man took a stride to stand by her side, ICE retaliates. How dare Alex be kind!
All three are now maced and now bleary-eyed... still, Alex stands firmly planted between protecting and shielding her body curbside.
More ICE appear (that gaggle of cunts) and attack from behind,
a cowardly escalation and a blindside.
They grab Alex, beat him and throw him aside.
ICE remove his legally holstered untouched gun from his backside.
Then shoot him Once... Twice....
TEN times in government sanctioned cold blooded homicide.
The world looks on wide-eyed, petrified, horrified... we collectively cry. The government tells us not to believe our eyes as they provide testimony that is falsified.
They want us pacified, terrified. Occupied. You do not see. Gestapo. Nazi, Pure Lies.
Innocents being brutalized
They tell us " Just comply! Comply or die!"
The people are waking up. Wide eyed. Galvanized.
United in anger that is justified. Alex was the best of us and in his honour...We Rise.
-Trish Menzies
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Anyone who can possibly still be defending ice…when they are attacking CHILDREN… What the fuck is wrong with you. How can you not see they are the USian Gestspo?!
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Finished Heated Rivalry yesterday. The fact that this little Canadian show was made on a shoestring budget, script wasn’t bought by Americans because they wanted to change the story… Thank you for championing this Jacob Tierney. It ended up being the most beautiful love story I’ve seen in decades
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My sisters a narcissist. She hasnt contributed to our dinners in a year but still eats the food we buy/make while complaining about everything… Do I maliciously comply? I want to wrap up whatever solo Tupperware lids I have at home and gift them to her. Technically I am returning Tupperware. 🤷‍♀️
Son: Tomorrow shall be match your Tupperware to its friend day
Per grandmother
Narc sis:
Or return the Tupperware you took cuz I'm getting tired of purchasing it

Mom:
Per grandmother…
As an added bonus, those who match the most get to participate in the sock matching death match. Come for the food, stay for the entertainment!!

ME:
To be fair. I supplied all of mom's Tupperware when I lived there. The dryer elves steal it.

NARC Sis:
Are you saying I'm responsible for purchasing everyone's Tupperware cuz I moved home?
I've had to buy Greg lunch containers 3x's since
March..... bring your own or don't take left overs home, how bout that!?!
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My husband got scratch tickets & let my sisters kids scratch them & said theyd keep the winnings. My niece excitedly said she saved $13 at home! We asked what she’s saving for… a toy? No… She wants to donate to the children’s hospital. 🥹 She won $2 dollars What an amazing little niece we have.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Just some deer friends.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Guess we leaked that thing they didn’t want anyone to see… Ooops 🤷‍♀️ Sorry, not sorry. -❤️🇨🇦 (I bet he throws on more tariffs in a tantrum)
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What it’s like being in a Winnipeg winter… we are just… built different Blizzard 🤷‍♀️ snow up to your hips? Oh well…time to get to work.
Trish Menzies 
Explaining how Winnipeggers deal with Winter...
Once upon a time when I was working at NCR... I broke my ankle. You all remember that? It took me almost a year to walk again and finally it was time to get back to work.
So first day back at work it was a blizzard (Of course right?)
I take the bus and it was so early that the sidewalks had not been plowed yet. So I struggle to get to the bus and fell once or twice. I kept going. I get off the bus downtown and have to make it a block and a
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You Shall Not Pass!!! Hall highways into and around Winnipeg are closed. They even closed schools for the first time since like 1997 I think 😂 -Winnipeg Blizzard Fun.
WINTERS IN MANITOBA

HOW I FEEL IN A MANITOBAN WINTER.
(Man standing in toque, scarf and coat looking perplexed)

“THIS SUCKS, WHY do people LIVE HERE”

HOW I FEEL WHEN SOMEBODY FROM ANYWHERE ELSE MENTIONS
THEIR WINTERS.
(Burly Viking man and his wolf braving the winds of winter)
FooLs... You Do NOT KNOW COLD
Snow covered cars.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Saw some new propaganda from USians about our Canadian healthcare. 1. We die waiting on government approval for care. No. Government does not approve or deny our healthcare. I go to my GP, she refers me for tests or whatever and I go get it done. 2. Death panels. 🤷‍♀️ No. Nope. Not a thing.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Code level orange Blizzard baby. It’s crazy outside today.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Guess my autocorrect decided we were having lizards.
Supposed to get a huge lizard around 3pm


Not a lizard!!!

All the lizards!!!

I need new wipers then

A .. blizzard of lizards
Heavy duty for blizzard lizard innards?


Yes. Catchy

Why'd you make us so weird

Just lucky. The alternative is boring. You are way too much fun

| love you... weirdo
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Happy holidays.
In a tree shape : fetus diversity vulnerable entitlement transgender science-based evidence-based
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Rob Reiner was such an amazing man. My husband has never seen princess bride before. I guess he thought it was a little girl movie based on the title. I said oh no… you’re so wrong… and I forced him to watch it. It is his favourite film now. He pesters me to watch it Next is When Harry met Sally.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Happy Holidays.
Christmas witch
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It’s that time of year again. Have a Magical Yule.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I love messing with my mom and my son. For context my mom said when she dies to just throw her body in the ocean. Also she has murdered every plant that has ever entered her home.
Me: So l've done some research
I know you said to just throw your body in the ocean but there isn't one close by.
Funerals run about 10k.
Cremation is 3-6k.
Taxidermy on a "large animal" is only 2-4K. I feel like you're medium sized at most?
Just saying....l could get you stuffed and keep you in the corner? Decorate you for holidays and whatnot...
If I go first you can do the same with like festive wigs. But I'd like my head transplanted onto a deer body for funsies.

Mom:
Lmao. Deal!!

Me:
lol love you

Mom: 
I adore you you boob
So when Jamie and I die. You can taxidermy us and keep us in the corner of your living room?
You'll probably also
inherit grandma...

*sent screenshot of previous photo*
  
Ryan:
Oh lord

Me:
Excellent lol

You can decorate us allMe: Sends screenshots of being tuned into a tree after death. 

Me: Ooooh! so was looking at becoming a tree in the afterlife. If I go first you can keep me in the house... but l feel like with your black thumb then I will get to die twice...which is impressive.

Mom:
Wow. Maybe I could improve

Me:
Just call me tree Jesus. I'll be resurrected for 3 days or however long it takes for you to not water me and let me wither
love you

Mom:
I have to wonder what I did to make you guys so weird

Me:
I don't know

Mom:
I love ewe 2Me: Lmao
Umm I don't know it usually comes early for Xmas but mayb3 not this year
At least your words don't include numbers

Mom:
It's early yet

Me:
It is
I do like the tree idea tho
I feel like I'd be even more weird if people came over and I gestured to a tree in a planter and was like "so this is my mom"

Mom:
I am trying to nap but I'm giggling my ass off knock it off.
I'm sleepy here LMAO.

Me:
I love you, have a good nap lol

Mom:
You are my baby.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Just finished All the Empty Rooms on Netflix. I ugly cried. One thing said about news talking the perpetrators instead of the victims hit home… They almost glorified the murderers and now it seems like it is seen as a way to become infamous… How USians haven’t changed gun laws yet…baffles me.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I was asked what my least favourite genre of music was. I said country & rattled off lyrics to explain why. I wondered what those lyrics would sound like to music… might be copyrighted 🤷‍♀️ it has every word of every country song ever. I added onto it again, it’s longer & worse 😂 I need an outro
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Yesterday I saw a post what said “what’s your least favourite genre of music?” I said most country. And then I gave a description of lyrics as to why I hated it. Then I made that comment into an ai song… and it kinda slaps lol. 😂 I sent it to my husband and son and they laughed.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Since it’s that time of year & we’ve seen an influx of people crossing into Canada. If you are seeking asylum crossing our borders in the winter, you need to wear clothing that is rated for our cold weather. This could be a life or death decision. The cold sneaks up & you just fall asleep…forever.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My mom gave me the non sequitur award 🥇
Me:
Just had my therapy
Also when I was done therapy and looked on fb... someone told me to "simmer down libtard" and I said
"that's the best you could come up with you recessed chromosome...”
So I guess I was snarky

Mom:
Ahhh. I love that you defend yourself

Me: 
Sometimes it amuses me.
Also my snack box has weird cheese in it today

Mom:
And the non sequitor award goes to.....

Me:
It has rind and is goopy but it is soooo salty
Like licking the ocean
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Just be kind to people.

Trish Menzies

Jamie went to the store down the street like he usually does. The gentleman behind the counter said
"hey can I tell you something strange?"
Jamie thought he was going to get insulted or something but he said yeah sure...

The guy said "thank you for being kind to me and treating me like everyone else"

Jamie was like of course I would, why wouldn't I? the guy told him people have been so cruel to him as he is an immigrant.
Jamie said... you're a Canadian... just like I am.
He came home and told me and it broke my heart. I told him we should write him a card or something to welcome him and wish him well.
Just be kind to people. There's no need for cruelty.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Don’t let them scare you.
Fear is used to control you.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
That’s lovely news.
Good news
Canada's economy rebounds in third quarter with 2.6% growth (CTV news November 28, 2025)
The Canadian economy topped expectations with a sharp rebound in the third quarter as a stronger trade balance helped fuel the recovery from a tariff-driven contraction.
Statistics Canada said Friday that real gross domestic product rose 2.6 per cent on an annualized basis in the third quarter of 2025. That's well above expectations from both the Bank of Canada and a poll of economists heading into the release for 0.5 per cent annualized growth.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The only part of this I don’t understand is why we are holding the soup, soup for your family…
Why Do We Have Hands?
There Are Many Reasons:

pat the kitty

give hi-five

holding the soup, soup for your family 

punch the nazi
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
All I can say is … what a weird way to show your abuse. I’m sorry…but if you need a weapon (I don’t care what cute name you try to give it) to discipline a child you are a bad parent.

RECIPE
I Naughty Child
I Little Bottom
1 Problem
I Angelmaker
I Steamed Parent
Heaps of Love
/ Bedroom
Scripture, totaste
Separate naughty child from problem.
Place in bedroom while steamed parent cools off. When all is at room kemp, frost Little Bottom with Angelmaker covered with Heaps of Love. Top with Scripture, totaste.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Woah now…
A catalogue for gifts that says “Santa’s dick”
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Just finished watching Eric Dane on Brilliant minds. His portrayal of a fire fighter struggling with ALS…while Eric lives with ALS in real life… I cried so much. His words were beautiful, sad and so brave. My cousin was just diagnosed last summer and it progresses so very quickly.
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Unicorn of Doom 🦄 @trishmenzies.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
So when the cat has got your tongue There's no need for dismay Just summon up this word And then you've got a lot to say But better use it carefully Or it can change your life…
SUPERFKN
FABUOUS
ANDEXTRA •
ANTIFASCIST
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