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Sherri

@keenpeach.bsky.social
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hates Monday, loves pasta. Not Garfield yet

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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cleaned all day, our gift bags are finally separated by gender (Christmas / any Jewish holiday / birthday)
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Trying not to take it personally that I am getting ad-followed by a brand of lactose intolerance pills
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
bad wrapping paper will make you question your entire life
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Unreal how orange the egg yolks of pasture raised hens are
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/11/2023
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
crazy that animal lifespan is measured by specimens in captivity…. like okay it’s not great that you fucked up a perfectly good monkey but now you’re using it a baseline? Messy
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
how is it that Ants Marching by Dave Matthews Band is a song I know by heart despite never having heard the title
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Okay but sometimes suffering from success is a real thing! like when a musical artist has a total banger hit and every time I hear something else from Elle King it’s like oh I could be listening to Exs and Ohs instead I’m gonna do that
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I think maybe people on IMDb just make stuff up
Text reads: “Worked in advertising at a magazine in Seattle (WA) until he was nearly 27, but decided to pursue acting after the 9/11 attacks.”
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
someone should invent a cat that doesn’t destroy stuff
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Big fan of when people talk to the dogs they are walking - “today we’re going to do a bit of a SHORTER walk” - like the dogs understand
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
told my cat to get a job and he immediately attacked my leg. I think he’s proposing a protection racket?
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
a little distressing that this strange little body is supposed to contain all of me
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
okay honestly I do enjoy being Jewish even during this week of breadlessness, but overall we really do need to have fewer holidays. We’ve racked up too many over the years so we need to do a calendar clean up and then go to a one-in-one-out system
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
so I ended up owing taxes federally this year BUT as per usual I got a state refund and the difference between the two was <$20 and frankly it’s TOTAL bullshit I can’t just use like, a Splitwise “simplify debts” function for this in Turbotax
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
got be honest, it’s hard being the ideal Soylent consumer but also hating tech bro bullshit
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Why do humans have to eat sooooo many times a day. Very inconvenient, would much rather simply eat one giant meal like snake.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Genuinely love how it was winter just a week or so ago and now suddenly every tree is covered in beautiful little flowers. It’s all happening!!!
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
when U hear weird noises at night and the cat is already in bed, don’t worry at all, it’s just some ghosties doing their thing.
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 21/03/2024
The body runs up the score. The body points to the left field wall with its bat before knocking one out of the park. The body glares at me while the ref gives instructions then goes to its corner without tapping gloves. The body crosses up my ankles in the paint before windmill dunking over my head.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
It is very funny that LinkedIn has its own dialect
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
this is actually a very smart move because one of the other model’s breasts tried to leave through the escape portal
Model posing in bright red two-piece suit set with a sliver of her chest visible where the material joins together.Model posing in bright red two-piece suit set subtly pulling the chest fabric into place.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
I love this model trying to hide what is unquestionably the stupidest part of this blazer
Model with pinned up hair poses in mocha colored suit with her hand casually resting above her lower sternum.Model with pinned up hair poses in profile in a mocha colored suit with her hand casually resting above her lower sternum.Model with pinned up hair poses in while rotated partially away from the viewer in a mocha colored suit with her hand casually resting above her lower sternum.Model with pinned up hair poses facing mostly away from viewer. She wears a mocha colored suit and her arm rests above her lower sternum.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Really enjoying the sharp division between wedding vendors who need to have beautiful, functional websites (photographers, florists) vs… not (cake bakers, bless em)
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Just figured out that Stanley cups have the same name as THE Stanley Cup. Starting to reevaluate some past convos!!
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
This is about the Barbie movie btw
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
How lucky we are to live in a world with soups and stews!
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Someone in the apartment building has been slow cooking and it smells simply incredible. What a nice way to wind down the laziest day of the year.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Running an errand which should have taken 15 minutes and will end up taking 5x that and feeling totally serene. Vacations rule.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Can’t believe that evil old man finally died and I can’t drink even one single champagne
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
deeply tired of vitamins pretending to be everything besides themselves
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
There is little in life that cannot be improved by having a cat sleep on your feet
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
I cannot handle “should I vote for a democrat who sucks shit” discourse in 2023.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
it turns out that when the cat wanders out of bed in the middle of the night she is not looking for alone time, she just wants someone to bring her back to bed so she knows she is wanted
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
I’m at a “teacher taking a sick day” level of illness. I’m sick enough to feel unwell even through the ‘Quils. Even my germs want a heated blanket and some chamomile tea with honey. I am become cold, destroyer of works
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
why is there still an Amtrak stop for Old Saybrook, CT, population 10k
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Terry de Havilland needs to either make his beautiful shoes in my shoe size or stop with the ad targeting
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
ah yes, the past was so quaint. Thank goodness we now select mates solely based on smell.
Screenshot of text from Google search with highlighted section. 

"Anna Richardson presents 'Naked Attraction', a dating show that begins where some dates may end: naked. Singletons get up close and personal as they meet for the first time in their birthday suits, stripped of all clothes, make-up and status symbols. [Highlighted text begins.] This social experiment is inspired by evolutionary science, where it is believed that in the past people selected mates based on physical appearance. [Highlighted text ends.] Contestants get in touch with their primal instincts as they narrow down their potential match from a group of six nude hopefuls.
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ben a. @benjamimmmmm.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Of course I know what Starfield is. That's, uhhh, Jon Starbuckle's cat.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
big fan of depression meals getting rebranded as girl dinner
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
ppl from high school getting famous mostly v. confusing. You see a movie poster in the morning w/ them in it and are like... oh that's real? I'm awake?
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
this is Muffin and she is the love of my life. she enjoys eating flowers and hiding.
A tortoiseshell cat named Muffin sprawls on the photo-takers lap. Muffin is preening and posing for golden hour, with her head turned to present her profile. The light highlights her white whiskers and pink nose and tufted, highly alert ears.A tortoiseshell cat named Muffin sprawls on the photo-takers lap. The photo catches Muffin mid-yawn and the light highlights the interior of her mouth, illuminating teeth, tongue and palate ridges.
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Sherri @keenpeach.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
just setting up my twttr
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