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Keith

@keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy
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If any of my toots are about economics, it means my account has been hacked. Inane ramblings, music, books, long walks. Please don't follow me if you have less […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodonapp.uk/@keefeglise, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Beans down! #allotment @allotments
The beans wigwam. It is down.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Been in the cupboard to get the winter hat out. #Keith
A maroon wooly hat with a shield that has KFC and Keith 1910 on it.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
My wife texts to say she has just left York. The kitchen is a mess. Evie has made herself very comfortable. I'm going to upset one of the females in my life. #caturday
A tortoise shell cat stretched out on my legs next to a pink newspaper
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
The interview (credit to Rebecca Watson) is one of the best pieces I have read in ages. Really moving account of how life changed for him and his family after his terrible accident. This moment...
In one encounter in his new book, he bumps into someone he knows who pats him on the head, clueless as to how to greet him. It's an acute depiction of the clumsy inability to act normally in the face of disability. "Well, there's no eti- quette ...I thought it was a kind of laugh. It was also quite patronising to pat a disabled person on the head." He laughs. "It's quite funny."
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Hanif Kureishi racks up a £392 bill at the River Cafe. A proper lunch that.
A photo of the paper. The writer is drawn. He has a Violet jumper and earring. "The urge to write came back strongly".
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Got the pies. The rain has not diminished the cheese queue
People queuing for cheese stall. Church tower in the background
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Just logged onto the NAS and seen this. What's #PHP, is it important? #AskFedi
Photo of my screen photo 8.2 update available
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
It's good to see the government finally urging people to prepare for food shortages. Obviously as an #influencer I was early to this and am happy to give advice to newbies on what the #MiddleClass #prepper should be stockpiling.
Two big tins of olive oil.Some tins of premium tomatoes and glass jars of butter beans
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
A very wet walk to #LaybyCoffee. I will be careful with that axe.
Photo of coffee and croissant on a stump. Bread products and an axe in the background.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I am on the cake. #cake
A big chocolate cake with a single candle.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Tuck in! #food #booze
An assemble of tortilla, lamb patties, red pepper dip, brocolli, hummus, labneh, tomato confit. Champagne, red wine.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I am taking my 'medicine'. #wine
Bottle and glass of Pol Roger.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Started the celebrations off with a visit to #LaybyCoffee.
Photo of Paddy making my birthday coffee from the back of his Italian three wheeler. Firepit in foreground.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Nipped across the road to the village church to the Novo Quartet play Haydn, Mendelssohn and Nielsen. Such energy. They'll be doing the same programme at the Wigmore Hall tomorrow. #ClassicalMusic @classicalmusic
Photo of a string quartet in the programme. They are holding their instruments, two violins, a viola and a cello.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Two-nil down, three-two up, then four-three down. But #Keith prevailed. #FediFC
Screenshot. Keith beat Invergordon 6 4 after trailing 3 4 at the break.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Guys! I have been to the library. They have these retro books which have no charging port or WiFi connectivity. #bookstodon @bookstodon
A photo of me holding Cool Machine by Colson Whitehead. New York skyline. Bands of yellow, red and green.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
The FT shouldn't encourage this sort of thing. #gilet
Photo of the paper. The best gilets for finance bros. Reference to Chelsea life jacket.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Deer. #CrapNaturePhotography
A photo of a deer at the top of a ploughed field. Drawn a red circle to aid the viewer.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
This is how you lunch! #beer #food
A flatbread. A chilli and feta dip. A pint of beer.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Phwoar!
A yard full of pallets. Piled high.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
That's the Monument to the Great Fire of London just there. #cheers #beer
My hand holds a pint of beer. Monument in background
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Guys! HMS Belfast has pulled!!
Photo of two grey ships tied up together. Tower Bridge to the left.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Brawler by Lauren Groff. Beautifully written short stories. Quite bleak in places, characters that are barely coping in different ways, but occasional glimpses of people at their best. #bookstodon @bookstodon #KeefsReads
Photo of the ebook. A woman wearing a swimming cap, partially submerged
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
OK. I changed it three times before saving. But #My9Albums. The music that made me. All killer. No filler.
An image of nine albums
BURL IVES sings LITTLE WHITE DUCK AND OTHER CHILDREN'S FAVORITES
The Best of Sellers PETER SELLERS
Rubber Soul The Beatles
R.E.M MURMUR
24 Years of Hunger Eg & Alice
The Trials of Van Occupanther Midlake Trails of Van Occupanther
ALELA DIANE About farewell
Pale Green Ghosts John Grant
Philip Glass Solo
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Finished I'll Take The Fire by Leïla Slimani. The last part of the trilogy that traces the rise and partial fall of a Moroccan/French family over the best part of a century. The clash of the old and the new. Wonder how much is really autobiography. Worth your […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
Come of the book. A woman who may be dancing
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Work has interfered with my ability to focus on reading this month. But I finally finished Table for Two by Amor Towles. Not that it's a difficult read, it was all pleasure, especially the novella in the second half. All the words in the right order. #bookstodon @bookstodon #KeefsReads
Photo of the ebook. A clipped photo of a smartly dressed woman and man sitting at a table.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Pretty pleased with this photo I took of a pigeon on the #allotment. @allotments
Photo of allotments. A pigeon sitting on a obelisk is circled in red with a badly drawn arrow (There's a red kite in the photo as well)
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Red kite. #CrapNaturePhotography #allotment @allotments
A photo of a red kite on the allotments. Difficult to spot because of the allotment background.  So i drew a red circle
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Very enjoyable #LaybyCoffee this morning. Conversation ranged from the stupidity of pints while watching football, the arrival of the Malted FOMO #coffee in that London, Horlicks and lots more. Scored a lavender plant that was one of several that had been […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
A lavender plant in a pot.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Bit of #HusbandDrift there at the end I'm afraid. But if you like watching out-of-shape old men running for a bus, then entertainment guaranteed.
We have to go!
14:53
Meet you at the bus stop
14:54
Bus in 6 minutes
14:55
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Was told to wait by the bags of compost but I seem to be heading for the herbs. #HusbandDrift
Photo of sign in the garden centre. Herbs this way..
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
A 9.1 mile circular from Chippy to the Rollright Stones and back. Phone ran out of battery and so I was not able to finish with a pint. #KeefsWalks
The route on the os map app. Chippy, Salford, the stones, over Norton and back. Elevation shows two modest up and downs.View down a path of one of the single stones. Chippy and hills beyond.Some of the standing stone circle. Hills beyond.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Heron. #CrapNaturePhotography
Heron on a path ahead. Have drawn a red circle to aid the viewer.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Read The Souvenir Museum by Elizabeth McCracken. An enjoyable collection of short stories about love, death and, er, childrens' entertainers. She does the words really well. @bookstodon #bookstodon #KeefsReads
Photo of the book. Yellow. A blue balloon poodle.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Told to wait by the boots. Was found by the fishing rods. #HusbandDrift
Photo of the fishing rods.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Was told to wait by the lake but seem to be walking towards the pagoda. #HusbandDrift
A dry path with a pagoda at the end.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
#HusbandSeat in Toast. A welcome stop for a tired and emotional spouse.
A tasteful husband seat with wooden arms. A table with a jug of water and a glass.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
I was told to wait. But I wandered off because I thought there was an opportunity to do the what's a grecian urn joke. #HusbandDrift
A clay pot. Not a grecian urn
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Three deer today! #CrapNaturePhotography
A view across a hedge to parched fields. Three deer on a gentle slope upwards away from me. A red circle to aid the viewer
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Rat. #CrapNaturePhotography
It's a rat. But it just nipped behind a cone so you can only see the arse end and tail.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
The Night Aways Comes by Willy Vlautin gets the job done in 224 pages. There's a lot out there about fucked-up rich American families (Patchett, Tyler etc) but Vlautin writes well about those who are poor and fucked-up. Quite a lot happens. Perhaps too much […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
Photo of the ebook. A photo of a young woman appears on the cover. Head and shoulders viewed side on.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
Deer. #CrapNaturePhotography
Deer in a dry field. Red circle to aid viewer
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
What We Can Know by Ian McEwen. At it's heart a story about love, grief etc among academics. But the twist - and it's all knowingly very clever - is that we first meet the protagonists through the research of future academics who live in a climate ravaged UK […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
Photo of my e-reader. Artwork suggests a flooded landscape.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Well this was a stupid idea. Need a #hydrationbreak
A snip of os map with route. Woods and lake. Circled my location and the pub.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Duck drinking its own wee. #CrapNaturePhotography
A photo of a duck drinking its own wee on a terrace. Other ducks ignoring it.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Hare. #CrapNaturePhotography
Photo taken up a field of a blurry hare. Red circle to help the viewer.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
I have never been to Cirencester. But now I have a reason. #Keith
A photo of an ad in a local free publication. Photo of a shop. Glass with blue window frames. Keith's Coffee Shop
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
Look What You Made Me Do by John Lancaster. It's one achievement I guess was to make me feel brief sympathy for two characters that deserved none. It's clever I guess. Very inside North London/Oxford middle classes who will love it. You have to suspend belief […] [Original post on mastodonapp.uk]
Snip of the cover from Libby. A huge drawing of a stuffed green olive with a cocktail stick through it. Title on the olive.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
After a long gap where the third book was, erm, lost in translation, I finished the Lars sister bells trilogy with The Night of the Scourge. You should read them all. There's a lot of pages covering 400 years, but the way he brings it full circle is so well done. #keefsreads @bookstodon #bookstodon
A terrible photo of the cover. Bombers over a fjord.  Gushing quote from Jo Nesbo.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
Swallow/Swift*. #CrapNaturePhotography #allotment @allotments *delete as appropriate
A bird above a greenhouse and shed. Have drawn a red circle around it.
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