Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's not including the 4 offsetting penalties and 10 penalties declined. The previous season record that the broadcasters kept mentioning the Seahawks Chargers game yesterday as it made pace to break it? Week 2 Packers Jets. I'll give you 1 guess who officiated it. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Scott Novak's officiating crew penalties per game and penalty yards per game career average: 12.01 and 97.3. League average penalties and penalty yards per game for all other officiating crews in 2026: 12.8 and 99.6. Scott Novak's crew in 2026: 22 and 215. #insideseahawks #Seahawks #NFL 100
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They got 20 points in the first half. Let's keep things in perspective. 100
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can't blame him. Probably feels nice to have your support and belief paid off for a change. 110
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why do all you weirdos keep saying "a touchdown" like it hasn't been 2 touchdowns in each game. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The obviousness of my nonsense is relative to how stupid the audience is, I suppose. 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well they've gotta pinch those pennies in order to contribute to omarchy. 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Fishing yesterday. Realized I had left bait in my bag from the last time (about a week), bruised my knee falling, split the crotch of my pants (separate events), and the water was so turbid that you would've had to hit a fish in the nose with your lure to catch anything. Still fun. #pnwfishing 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Brother... That is the Kansas Jayhawks. An NCAA team. In Kansas. 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Shaheed has 21 catches on 38 targets as a seahawk and it feels like it. 0 TDs. We are paying a kick returner $17M/yr. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just wait til he gets a smoker. Then everything will smell like salmon and alder. 111
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The words are in English... But I do not understand them. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Walk in your trap - take over your trap. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Imagine being so insecure in yourself that you're afraid of what people will think about you if you use a common ass phrase. Lmao. Shit on the floor and headbutt it simple bitch. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The way you wrote that makes it sound like you're calling it the seahawks home opener. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In the last 6 month alone I've purchased over 20 technical books. They're the most reliably credible material. Until people start publishing plagiarized ai slop, at least. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a homer. I watch the hawks. So I turn on the game tonight hoping the giants might be real enough to send the rams to 0-2. Is this what other teams look like?? These mfs are out here covering grass, not guys. They're just running zone beaters and picking them apart. Gross. #insideseahawks 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't worry. If you sincerely use the phrase "the ick" you're not in any danger of being found masculine. 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026JSN... Leading the league in receiving yards and TDs already. That's my DPOY, babyyy!! Showing why he deserves that bag. #insideseahawks 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First time doing it myself. Old lady doesn't even like anything smoked and she's eaten more than I have... Guess it must be alright. #pnwfishing 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Can I ask you idiots what the fuck is the point of using a roster slot on, and paying Drew Lock if we need to urgently shop dumpster tier qb's the moment Darnold gets hurt? Nobody has said shit about Lock the entire last year, shut the fuck up. Thanks. #Seahawks surf.social/feed/surf%2F...surf.socialSurf - Seahawks Named Best Fit for 40-Year-Old QB After Sam Darnold InjuryThe Seattle Seahawks may have found a logical insurance policy while Sam Darnold works his way ba... 020
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I guess the joke isn't obvious to everyone. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I do not understand the concept of runtime well enough to follow along with the 17 different contexts that word is used #fabricinterconnect 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Flatpak is gonna be so upset when they hear this. 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026MX Linux. Devuan. Void, Artix, Guix, Alpine, Gentoo. All of these are incredible projects. 110
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Name 1 thing that Omarchy has done to improve Linux. Don't worry, I'll wait. 170
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Alright fine, you win. They're both shit. Happy? 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Interestingly, there's currently a mechanism in place that disproves this. The way you can tell is that the most popular distros aren't already the immutable ones. 300
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Everything that this distro does, you can do yourself. On Mint, even. 120
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sure, so does openSUSE. One of those comes with a lot more cool points though. 001
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I am a Zen guy, myself, but it sounds like you're pointed in the right direction. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My go-to for easing the transition with friends who can't agree has been steam. The Venn diagram of discord and steam users is almost 1 circle. But I like Gajim with xmpp.is, and Jitsi. Element and Matrix are also nice. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I presume you know that you're not going to have access to adobe software on Linux. If you're shopping distros that compare to Mint and Ubuntu, I would recommend Bluefin. The developer option is probably for you. 110
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you're really about that life, you stop supporting Discord, who've already begun rolling out age verification and selling ERR "accidentally leaking" data to Persona (partly owned by Peter Thiel). 100
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you want the no hassle, least effort, no terminal, just works experience... Go Bluefin Linux. That one ain't gonna pop up in a watchmojo list, but it should be at the very top. Bit of inside ball for ya. 100
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Thrilled to hear about your experience. I started on Mint too, and I still deploy it for friends and family who have a similar set of wants to you, I'm sure. It's ol' faithful for me. r/linux4noobs is a great place for basic questions. 110
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You'd only ever really need to know about a hand full of them. Debian, Arch, Fedora, openSUSE, Void, NixOS, Gentoo, Slackware, LFS, Alpine, Proxmox. Anything more specialized than that and you'd know how to figure it out.. i.e. if you know the point of Void and Nix you would be able to find Guix. 000
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What distro are you installing after you're done? 100
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Mint's a great distro too. Sometimes you gotta try a few things before you find the best fit. No harm in it. 010
Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tuta mail or protonmail. Bluefin Linux if you just want a no hassle "just works" experience. Mint/Ubuntu are the second best options. 210
