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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Scott Novak's officiating crew penalties per game and penalty yards per game career average: 12.01 and 97.3. League average penalties and penalty yards per game for all other officiating crews in 2026: 12.8 and 99.6. Scott Novak's crew in 2026: 22 and 215. #insideseahawks #Seahawks #NFL

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fishing yesterday. Realized I had left bait in my bag from the last time (about a week), bruised my knee falling, split the crotch of my pants (separate events), and the water was so turbid that you would've had to hit a fish in the nose with your lure to catch anything. Still fun. #pnwfishing

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am a homer. I watch the hawks. So I turn on the game tonight hoping the giants might be real enough to send the rams to 0-2. Is this what other teams look like?? These mfs are out here covering grass, not guys. They're just running zone beaters and picking them apart. Gross. #insideseahawks

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

JSN... Leading the league in receiving yards and TDs already. That's my DPOY, babyyy!! Showing why he deserves that bag. #insideseahawks

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

First time doing it myself. Old lady doesn't even like anything smoked and she's eaten more than I have... Guess it must be alright. #pnwfishing

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can I ask you idiots what the fuck is the point of using a roster slot on, and paying Drew Lock if we need to urgently shop dumpster tier qb's the moment Darnold gets hurt? Nobody has said shit about Lock the entire last year, shut the fuck up. Thanks. #Seahawks surf.social/feed/surf%2F...

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Surf - Seahawks Named Best Fit for 40-Year-Old QB After Sam Darnold Injury

The Seattle Seahawks may have found a logical insurance policy while Sam Darnold works his way ba...

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I do not understand the concept of runtime well enough to follow along with the 17 different contexts that word is used #fabricinterconnect

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Surely, this will help regulate consumer RAM prices.

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If you believe your job as a developer is threatened by agentic coding, you're probably right. If you believe you're safe from replacement by agentic coding, you're probably also right.

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hey, Riot.. I'll help you bake io_uring into your stack if you promise we can have the Runeterra MMO on Linux.

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Paradoxically, before algorithmic web clout became linked to your real identity, it felt more valuable to cultivate a reputation that was only ever associated to a more or less anonymous handle in niche communities of impassioned nerds. Same levers. More satisfaction.

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Certified Ball Knower @keefecoffee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I have both Void and Alpine on my home network. Living in harmony under one roof. If Linux were capable of getting the hoes, this would be enough to get me the hoes.

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