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katie dzwierzynski

@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
5.1K followers 1.3K following 35K posts

“too wholesome to be fun trouble” according to hinge user pat pro-dessert, sports, sunsets, dogs, books, puzzles, and hallmark movies anti-veggies and cold weather news editor/online hollerer/pun maker go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
static.klipy.com
Dwight Schrute: It's True
ALT: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
lol it was not
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
halloween is just for this month but i will never truly be free of my ghosts
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
a guy on one of the volleyball teams we played tonight looked vaguely like former situationship guy and i think that was unfair to me personally
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
volleyball views, it gets dark early now edition
the chicago skyline viewed through beach volleyball nets, the sky is dark blue
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
volleyball views, it gets dark early now edition
the chicago skyline viewed through beach volleyball nets, the sky is dark blue
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 10h
my uber driver seems unfamiliar with the concept of changing lanes to get in a faster-moving one
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i may not have been #onhere much the last 48 hours but trust and believe that does not mean i logged off
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol my parents' dog was barking and my dad told him to stop a few minutes later i heard, "sorry, there is a package out there. good spotting, you were right."
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this guy did not nap this afternoon despite being sleepy because he was too wound up from the excitement of going in the car and coming to my parents’ house and now
bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, curled up asleep among pillows
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
eating chocolate mousse and watching jeopardy with my parents, pretty good tuesday night
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tommy pham could win 10 world series and he’d still be a mega loser
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gross
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TIL the london vegetable orchestra exists (watch the video, it’s lovely)
prnewswire.com
CHIPOTLE AND THE LONDON VEGETABLE ORCHESTRA RECORD ORIGINAL SONG AT LEGENDARY RECORDING STUDIO USING ONLY INSTRUMENTS MADE FROM VEGETABLES
/PRNewswire/ -- No guitars. No keyboards. No synthesizers. Just vegetables....
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me, leave too little time for how much i have to do? surely you jest
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, friend
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, claire
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, gabe
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, jeff
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, christin
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, jacob
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, jenny
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, ben
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TIL the london vegetable orchestra exists (watch the video, it’s lovely)
prnewswire.com
CHIPOTLE AND THE LONDON VEGETABLE ORCHESTRA RECORD ORIGINAL SONG AT LEGENDARY RECORDING STUDIO USING ONLY INSTRUMENTS MADE FROM VEGETABLES
/PRNewswire/ -- No guitars. No keyboards. No synthesizers. Just vegetables....
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm so sorry for your loss too. i had no idea that was a thing but i love that she was mad her letter was from charles
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my great aunt was one of my favorite people to spend time with, she was kind and sharp and funny and loved animals she was 96 and i just found out she’s no longer with us and every time i sign a card with mine and my dog’s name, i’ll think of her always signing her cards that way
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the struggle is so real!!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes!! all i know is everything i’ve tried as a snack is not it!!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yet again i want something for a snack and whatever that something is, i don't have it
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a lady walking by told him he’s cute and she’s right
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hi!
bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, smiling while sitting on the sidewalk
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i don't think that's the only errant throw bagent has made today, drew
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is very funny that she doesn’t say his name tho
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and now the wife one
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did brees just say bagent looked great today now drew
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
more like morungai
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this trump ad where he mentions getting the warmongers out of government is that self-referential
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol
the first-half stats show the jets stink
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the thing about bagent is i don’t think he’s very good
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and now another awful one
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