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Kasey Soska

@kcsoska.bsky.social
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Developmental scientist, weird fiction author, improv & sketch comedian, home chef, mocktail & NA beer enthusiast. Pittsburgh, PA www.kcsoska.com

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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The same people claiming liiiiberals can’t “define what a woman is” are unable to provide a singular, biologically cohesive definition. It’s either too narrow and excludes clear chromosomal, gonadal, developmental, or epigenetic variations or is a feckless appeal to “common sense” sans definition.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As I watch my retirement dwindle away week after week I take solace in looking at Google Maps Seeing Lake America Knowing a bald eagle will burst from my chest Because I've never been so damn free
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They called me insane. A maniac. A madman. How could he hold on to all of those Covid masks? They didn’t expect a wildfire like this. Who’s laughing now idiot?
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's almost the middle of the middle of the year! Here's my Top 20 favorite tracks so far this year. A lot poppier than usual but with some jazz, classical, R&B, and folk mixed in, too! youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Favs of 2026 Pt1 - YouTube
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I swear if I don’t win Little Miss Reynaud’s this year I’m hella bad at winter
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If you’re a local business, restaurant, or service provider and you share AI slop to advertise, I’m sorry but I’m not going there. Share a pixelly little drawing that your nephew made in MS Paint in 2006, sign me up!
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Cetera Magazine @ceteramagazine.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A woman returns home to a town reshaped by a black cube that promises happiness and delivers something else. Read or listen to "The Big Black Square," a new short story by Kasey Soska for free. Edited by Natalia Emmons. Artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social www.ceteramagazine.com/the-big-blac...
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The Big Black Square
In every reflection, I saw a happier version of myself—and I finally understood why.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Thrilled to share my dark fiction story, The Big Black Square, which was published today in @ceteramagazine.bsky.social. A woman returns to her hometown, where an unusual building has been constructed. No one will tell her a thing about it. Peep the incredible artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I don’t know who is writing these commercials with talking dogs. But dogs don’t have normal human voices. They have little speech-implemented cute voices and refer to themselves in the third person.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'd spend 20 mins hearing about someone's dream rather than 2 mins on their D&D campaign. I say this as a DM. I can wrap my head around "it was like my grandma's house but it wasn't!" I cannot feign interest in "Stich and Flick the dragon twins a goddess made from a mirror our bard broke"...
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Any recommendations on local churches that have either a grossly unattended choir showcase or for-no-reason open choir rehearsal? I'm a child and would like to sit quietly and think about how to hurt burglars and maybe chat up my scary neighbor.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
They really did a good job of making the internet funny.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This Thanksgiving, I can't wait to hear from my MAHA/MAGA cousin and her bf all about what great new poisons RFK Jr is going to protect us from. She'll be doing this while downing two bottles of wine and he'll interject his opinions while darting outside to smoke every hour.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Gang, I'm sorry but I'm forever going to assume Novo Nordisk makes jazz drives or zip disks or some big-ass floppy drive. Maybe, maybe SD cards for Switch 2. And somehow they fell back-assward into pharmaceuticals.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’m really hoping some tissue company figures out how to market their “stronger than ever box” for killing spiders.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Republicans sure hate when people change their names to align with their gender identity. But have no problem wasting millions to change the name of a government department or a body of water.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
How do you say "Yabba dabba doo" in Korean?
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The furiously masturbating reanimated creature is Crankenstein’s Monster. Crankenstein is just a dude who jacks it.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
You don't really hear about cartoon crossovers anymore. What I wouldn't give for a bunch of my favorites joining together on one VHS to tell me about the dangers of vaping.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The only NFT I’d pay for is a little boomerang of my dog eating pizza crust
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I wish our robovac expended the same effort in trying to overturn the dog's water dish as it did getting over the miniscule hump of carpet into our guest room.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Our country may be divided, but we can all agree the best middle of a song is at 2:39 into Sufjan Stevens's "Should Have Known Better." Sorry I won't be taking follow ups.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The most apt comparison for Wicked group choreography are fight scenes in a bad kung fu flick. A litany of shambolic movement distracts you from the fact that no one is actually trying to punch the good guy. Similarly, I couldn't tell you if any individual is singing or where they are in the scene.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It sure would be nice to see a modern movie musical where the choreography for group numbers was more than an inscrutable cacophony of flipping and jumping, and you could discern whether someone was singing or not.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
You ever think about who Scooby Doo's favorite character in Jujutsu Kaisen is? You ever think about how it's the year 2025 and we don't have this answer? That's what wrong in America. We don't think about the things we don't think we don't know we think about.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
What an amazing tour de force! Oprah (Winfrey) was featured on the covers of O Quarterly, O Magazine, and O Daily! Truly wonderful news for her. Congratulio
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If you played Roundball Rock to someone unfamiliar with the NBA on NBC, they’d probably ask what 3DS-era JRPG it was the mini-boss battle music for
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I can only assume the recent trend of reduced Pringles sales is in lock with fewer Mega Man games. So weird boys don’t need to put a salty tube on their arm and yell “Get Equipped with Bubble Lead” at family gatherings.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This was a tough year to narrow down my favorite songs. Normally I wouldn't share this many, but these ONE HUNDRED songs are incredible. There's a mix of indie, jazz, pop, country, classical, R&B, punk, rap, funk, metal, and electronic. Links to Youtube, Spotify, and Apple Music beacons.ai/janus1172
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Okay hear me out. What if Biden pardons all of the January 6 participants? They're going to get pardoned anyway and what an absolute petty move. Then invite them all to the White House to have Burger King and Pepsi Zero.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
All of these fake alibi posts for Luigi Mangione are so ridiculous and stupid. Especially because on Dec 4 from 6am-6pm I was holding him in my basement “terror room,” subjected to hours of brutal mental torment through drug induced nightmares, then dropped off in Altoona so he could nab a McGriddle
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Now that most places don't stamp passports anymore, the only travel log I have is the list of joined WiFi networks. Oh the memories of connecting to "HeathrowAirport" WiFi...
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
People that scream about how “the system” squanders taxpayer $$ and ignores what people want have never really tried community organizing, civic engagement, running for office, letter writing, phone campaigns, attending meetings. But post grammatically incorrect screeds on Facebook? Oh hell yeah.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Reason #4521 I'm glad I'm alive now: If it was like the 18th century, my Spotify wrapped would be nothing but that dude Benjamin who owns a fife and hangs out by a fire in the town square.
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Kielbasa Washington. Over the next paragraphs I'll explain why this is funny. Of course, you understand the linguistic phonotactics of Southwestern PA. And are familiar with contemporary jazz collective, West Coast Get Down. We start in 19th century Pittsburgh in the height of Polish immigration...
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Espresso but it’s Fight Club: I’m working late on Marla Singer The Narrator said not to bring her
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What a coup!! Big congrats to Oprah Winfrey for making the cover of this month’s O Magazine!
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The self checkout experience: Please weigh your GREEN BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!! now Please move your GREEN BEANS!!!!!!! to the bagging area
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Are you even in a longterm relationship if you don’t cover up your butthole while going up the stairs so your partner can’t get a finger up there?
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Kasey Soska @kcsoska.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Excited for the abrupt switch in January when stores stop playing Christmas music and instead play “World of Ruin” from Final Fantasy 6 on loop
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