Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Sure - when they offer money to the person about to strip-search them, it's called "a donation to TSA staff working without pay", but when I do it, it's called "offering a bribe to a police officer". All I'm asking for is a little consistency. 040
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Saw a couple today at Costco, and the dude sees a large deli container of something like kale, quinoa and apple salad in the cooler, and just says "Shit". 150
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Dems announce their major new campaign initiative: Immediate reinstatement of DEI policies, starting with ICE! We want a secret police that reflects America! And no more brown shirts - they will now be rainbow shirts! With BLM lapel pins! Plus - only organic, artisanal tear gas from now on! 010
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 14/12/2025What would you do if you found out you were based on a fictional character? Asking for a friend. 000
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Mustard! ONIONS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time, But someone still was yelling out and stumbling And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime 000
Reposted by KenJosephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Gallows humour can include laughing when a fascist is hanged before you 0121
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Man, the lengths these fools will go to. They sacrificed poor, innocent Charlie Kirk just to distract from the Epstein files. 000
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 05/06/2025OH NO! WHAT’S THIS?? IT’S STEVE BANNON, COMING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A FOLDING CHAIR!!! 141
Reposted by KenClay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 26/02/2025“It’s called the Great Leap Forward. We’re going to be leaping, and we’ll be leaping forward very strongly. People are saying they’ve never seen leaping like this before.” 34915
Ken @kcds.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I don’t doubt that Woody Guthrie truly believed his guitar was an effective machine for killing fascists, but experimental results suggest that the same guitar filled with explosives and shrapnel would have been even more effective. 050
