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Putting the oops in operations/devops nerdy person in au, procrastinates about doing go and kubernetes he/him

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Kevin @kca.wtf · 03/10/2026
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A calendar of December and work behaviours.

Pretend to work for the first week.
Don’t even pretend after that 
On weekends claim to be doing shopping for presents but really don’t even do that until the 24th

25th to 30th destroy your body with food and booze

31 prepare for disappointment of nye and the realisation that you completed nothing
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 03/09/2026
We know those are going to work out :p
“got recommended journaling”

Photo of open journal. One single word written on an empty page.

“Mad”
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 24/08/2026
Where would brum fit?
2 still photos of a small model car that is sentient from the tv show brum
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 04/08/2026
A screenshot of a tweet by devops_borat 

“To make error is human. To propagate error to all server in automatic way is #devops.”
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 02/08/2026
Being inspired by the wrong bird species?
Sarah Haar tweeting that above a photo of a kookaburra:

I watched this guy steal 2 pies, 1 pastie and 1 vanilla slice from successive customers at the bakery today. Seemed really pleased with itself.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 23/06/2026
“No one can / sharpen /any-/thing /on day/light”

A quote from reaper man by terry pratchett after Bill Door (formerly known as DEATH.) sharpens a scythe using light
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 01/04/2026
THE RISK IS
ACCEPTED
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 22/03/2026
A very windswept fox on a snowy background

White text overlayed 
"It Fucken WIMDY"
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 17/03/2026
A modified version of the drake choosing meme. With the face of Hyacinth Bucket (It's pronounced Bouquet) ( a character from an old british sitcom (Keeping Up Appearances) played by Patricia Routledge )

The first row has her posing in a "no i don't want that" opposite a plastic bucket. 
the traditional meme would have her looking at a photo of a bouquet of flowers in a "yep that one" while pointing. 

In this one it is replaced with "this space left  intentionally blank" In reference of the top post being about retconning buckets to spaces
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 17/12/2025
I think I have some more info on this weirdness. PTV believes there are at least 3 platforms at east richmond and the service doesn’t show up until after it gets swapped to platform 1
A screenshot from the public transport Victoria app showing a train schedule for the next train at east Richmond station.

The important thing is that the app thinks it is coming in to platform 3 of a station that only has 2 platforms
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 30/10/2025
Plot twist
A sign painted into grass welcoming people to luton airport.
The sign is painted outside gatwick air port as a prank
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 15/10/2025
I guess they need to upgrade the barrier into upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... tank trap style

1 ⁄ 2
More details

Anti-tank obstacle (Dutch: Aspergeversperring, litt. Asparagus obstacle) on the former IJsselmeer dike just east of Muiden, the Netherlands.

Large metal spikes rising from the ground in a row
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 15/09/2025
4 pane meme combination of Gandalf from LOTR and a scene in the original Jurassic Park.

Pane 1:
Gandalf looking confused to the left 
Yellow text on pane saying "Monitor 1"
Pane 2:
Gandalf looking confused to the right
Yellow text on pane saying "Monitor 2"

Pane 3:
Gandalf: "Where is the cursor?"

The Cursor (pane 4)
Dr Alan Grant (Sam Neill) to Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum)
"Stay absolutely still, his vision is based on movement."
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 14/09/2025
Daft punk!?
The daft punk robots (musicians)
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 11/09/2025
Penguins LOTS OF PENGUINS on the falkland islandsKing Penguins LOTS OF King PENGUINS on the falkland islands

"Little" baby ones are all fluffyPenguins LOTS OF PENGUINS on the falkland islands
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 07/08/2025
3 panels.

modification of the Faramir denethor scene from lord of the rings.

Top half 2 panels. The oblivion remasted cover and faramir saying 
"Father, Look: I have brought you Oblivion Remastered."

Denethor responds: 
"Boromir would have brought me morrowind remastered"
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 21/07/2025
“Trains are the crab form of transport”
DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm 
Our 100,000-core machine learning cluster has spent 2.5 million CPU years looking for innovative solutions to highway congestion
...
Al: trains
NO NOT LIKE THAT

DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm 
[going through the source data sets with a machete, again] WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD?

DAN BOXBERTSON @qntm . 4h
It's... just inventing trains from scratch, spontaneously, every time we turn it on??
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 11/07/2025
An application of the "BART NO!" (the simpsons) meme 

3 panels arranged 1 at top then 2 smaller ones on the second row

Panel 1: 
Marge Simpson (classic cartoon character with a towering pillar of blue hair) is centre of the panel and zoomed in close as she screams across the back yard. "WAR THUNDER NO!"

Panel 2: zooms out a bit to show War Thunder (Played by Bart Simpson (short spikey haired boy) 

War Thunder(Bart) "What?"


Panel 3:
Marge: "Sorry, force of habit"
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 22/05/2025
Too feminine. Had some great memes for such a stupid original claim.
A quote tweet
@Alex_...
Me on my way to work, masculinely: *photos of pasta and chicken in the pockets of their jeans* 

Quoting 



@Mpikanisi__
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There's absolutely nothing manly about that.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 03/05/2025
The 3 panel meme from the simpsons. 

"Say the line, James"
James McGrath LNP senator for somewhere "Let's wait for prepolling"
And the class goes wild cheering.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 03/05/2025
"Am i ever gonna see your face again? No Way get fucked fuck off!!!" but the letter O is replaced with the face of peter dutton.

there's also a drunk barnaby on the end of it.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 03/05/2025
GO GO.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 02/04/2025
sat photo of the BYD Zhengzhou facilities and their upcoming expansion area. compared with an inserted photo of the tesla gigafactory in texas.

The existing BYD facilities are about 3 kms by 4kms in size. with another 3x4 area beside it being expanded in to atm.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 31/03/2025
A fox looking over a fence
White text saying “hey kid wanna try nixos?”
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 28/03/2025
@cameronwilson.bsky.social Seen Andrew Gee pretending to be Angus Taylor?
Andrew Gee a nationals waste of space replying to his own facebook post pretending to be a constituent while making up stories about the independent candidates
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 21/03/2025
nah you also have possums that are basically super adorable and also Quokkas... though for Quokkas there's just no confirmed killing of humans
A common australian Brushtail Possum. Super soft boi.Image with text  text = "A possum broke into an australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him"


the photo is of an Australian possum after they had gorged themselves on jam pastries and was stuck in a near food coma in the corner.

The possum was fine after rescued iircA Quokka from Western Australia looking adorable as it stares at a cameraA Quokka from Western Australia looking adorable as it looks up at a camera
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 24/02/2025
To steal Justin’s joke
3 panes from the simpsons 

The first pane has a class of characters looking at the camera expectingly 

Second: Bart looking down sad
White text overlaying “we take security seriously”

Third:
The camera moves back to look over the entire class. Bart is sad in the centre while the rest of the class laughs at his misfortune.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 28/01/2025
Front end developer off screen: You know, modern frontend has become more complicated than backend

Angry goose chasing said dev:
But who made it more complicated? Who made it like that, I'm asking?
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 17/01/2025
> While most of this video is riveting. this bit is boring.
Alec Steele a YouTube black smithing person making a joke in his riveting video as he bores a hole in some metal
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 13/12/2024
A 3 pane clip from the simpsons. 
The first pane is a class of kids and the teacher looking at the camera excited in the video of this everyone is saying "Say the words bart"

The second pane has bart simpson looking sad and resigned 
This meme has modified the line to say "We take security seriously"

The third pane has the camera pul back to an overhead view of the classroom. everyone happy and laughing at the line.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 04/12/2024
Shamelessly stealing it from @quinnypig.com
Modified version of the cyanide and happiness does your dog bite comic

4 frames
Frame 1: 2 men either side of a dog 
P1: “Does your dog bite?”
Frame 2:
P2: “No, but it can hurt you in other ways.”

Frame 3 the dog saying

“SERVERLESS USED TO MEAN ‘SCALES TO ZERO.’”

Frame 4 p1 reacts with tears and pain
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 03/12/2024
Text above a photo of someone kicking someone else in a flying drop kick

The text says “Normalize using a dropkick as a form of self expression”
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 02/12/2024
Several Danger warning signs on an electrical distribution box

The important sign for this response is 

DANGER
Not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 27/11/2024
“Crazy to think they built a city on just these two things”

Below that quote are 2 photos 

On the left some rocks 
On the right some bread rolls


🎶We built this city on rock and roll(s)
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 13/11/2024
A screenshot of a quote tweet. 

@bryancsk: sabotage your competitors by sending this to their engineers

The quoted tweet is a screenshot of a steam gift notification where they’ve been gifted factorio
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 12/11/2024
A snapshot from futurama. 
"Doctor" Zoidberg (a crab like alien, left) commenting 
"But Still to have your own cubicle."

While getting side-eyes from Bender (robot, lying on the right) and Hermes Conrad (black Jamaica accountant centre holding flowers)
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 08/11/2024
Lambs carried by donkeys in special side-saddle as flocks of sheep move from pre-Alpine hills to summer pastures on Lombard plains.
> Photo by Elspeth Kinneir.


anotherscreamingfangirl:
Lamborghini


taraljc:
Stop.
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 08/11/2024
Nat 20. To channel Tom Cardy let’s go!
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 21/10/2024
Ben Shapiro must be a supporter of socialism given how often he is publicly owned
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 20/10/2024
These are King Penguins on the Falklands (and a Gentoo penguin) The little babies are extremely curious and will walk up and "WTF kinda bird are you?" if you walk around near them (I'm stealing the photo karma from my mother)
King Penguins of the falklands, Photo taken by my mother while she was thereA close up of a king penguin on the falkland islands. Just below the beak is a bright orange spot, gold\yellow mane and silver feathers down the backKing penguins and baby king penguins which are so fluffy!Gentoo Penguin on the falkland islands
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 17/10/2024
A gif from babylon 5 showing Ivanova (second in charge of the space station) moving her hands out like an explosion. 

Text then pops up saying BOOM!
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Kevin @kca.wtf · 07/10/2024
Some of it may even have ulterior motives :p
A tweet by bryancsk saying:
"Sabotage your competitors by sending this to their engineers" with a screenshot of a steam gift receipt subject "you've received a gift copy of the game Factorio on steam"
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