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K.B. Spangler

@kbspangler.com
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Writer, cartoonist, editor. Hugo finalist. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her. 🖼️ kbspangler.com 🐨 agirlandherfed.com 🐲 sidequested.com 🎉 patreon.com/KBSpangler ✨ Rep by Bailey Tamayo • btamayo@sjga.com ✨

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 28/09/2026
Carly responded to a Bluesky post two years ago when I was in a panic and needed someone to do some really basic photoshop. Instead she came up with illustrations that shaped how the publication looked. Do send her more work if you need actual talented human illustration.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 3h
Very much okay with this accidental color combination. #garden #gardening #BloomSky #BloomScolling
Pinkish apricot mums and a hot pink…thingy? In the foreground
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 4h
COMIC: Lost in Thought
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, lays on a green grassy hill, with a blue sky with white puffy clouds in the background. FLACO, a green lizard, stands next to Arthur, looking at him.
ARTHUR: Wouldn’t this be a lovely spot to just get lost in thought?

PANEL 2: ARTHUR continues to lay, while FLACO runs out of frame. No text.

PANEL 3: FLACO returns, carrying a thought bubble, tongue out in concentration like it’s heavy. No text.

PANEL 4: FLAVO stands above FLACO, holding the thought bubble over his head, tongue out in concentration. It casts a shadow on ARTHUR’s face. ARTHUR smiles.
ARTHUR (text in the thought bubble): ahhh that’s better.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 5h
I poke all "MAGA is finally turning on him!!!" articles like they're too-cold rattlesnakes but if the economy craters I believe MAGA will fly him directly to the Netherlands themselves and then we can avoid the handwringing from the usual useless people.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 5h
Look. ........nah, this is fair.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 6h
I would watch every single one of their ads, too, and not toss their Act Blue texts right into spam.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 16h
Every single story I’ve read basically has giant arrows pointing at it that say ➡️THIS IS WHY WOMEN STAY SILENT⬅️ but we still get the just asking innocent questions froth.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 16h
Is this the guy who’s like the scariest 23-year-old in Boston?
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 16h
The part that turns me into a rabid harpy is someone will STILL ask “Well why didn’t she just come forward” as if that’s an actual question that needs to be discussed in 2026. (Yes I’m aware)
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 19h
One of the books has him annihilating an entire white supremacist compound and the actor himself is pushing to get it made.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20h
mmmm double Large
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20h
Large Man Hits Things is what we need now
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Jennifer Ruth Jackson @jenruthjackson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100 Calls for Submissions in October 2026 - Paying markets! publishedtodeath.blogspot.com/2026/09/100-... #SubOp
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100 Calls for Submissions in October 2026 - Paying markets!
This October there are more than eight dozen calls for submissions. All of these are paying markets, and none charge submission fees. As alw...
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
what no surely not
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
The raft read the outline; this is not our fault.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
Passion’s.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 29/09/2026
It’s Launch Day, darling! This one is not cozy or for the faint of heart, please note the warnings, but it’s here at last! And while you should read in the way you like the best—dude, Neil Newbon’s narration knocks it out of the PARK. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/813073...
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Baldur's Gate 3: Astarion by T. Kingfisher: 9798217298594 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
The roguish charlatan Astarion will free himself from a centuries-long fate of servitude or die (a second time) trying—in this decadently dark fantasy adventure by award-winning author T. Kingfisher.....
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A Frogs Gent @frogsgent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I've said multiple times at this point, "The Internet Is Not Real Life" should be understood as an Aspirational Statement rather than a Descriptive one.
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David Petersen @mouseguard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve painted five #TMNT blank covers each featuring a different turtle and Splinter! Art process and info to purchase them here: www.patreon.com/posts/170393...
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
Little bit of both
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
That is a very loud, very passionate conversation about the power of Satan happening three tables over.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
This.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
I Want To Believe
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
"I'm just so incredibly pathetically straight." "Except for Gillian Anderson." "I mean, obvs."
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
In my defense, they’ve got me pretty well trained to launch out of bed and race them outside the instant I hear that first “…..hurk”
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
I’ve been duped into letting the Shitbeasts out so they can yell at the owls again.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
Kitty was smart. Tai…well, she’s a dear.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
A blanket fell off the bed and onto Tai and were having a real “You kick her body like the football?” moment but with deep trauma and anxiety pee.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 29/09/2026
My parents lived in the region of NC that went down after some doof shot up the local power station. We're so ridiculously vulnerable, have been for years, done nothing about it.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Florida figured it out?
Michael and Janet from The Good Place
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Lord. There's no news here, I'm taking the dogs for a run. Bye!
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Okay, apparently the plant is a public-private partnership and construction "has already started." Also, "the polls are fake" and he's doing fine, the person running in Iowa is "great, really great" and they're doing fine.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Finally. This isn't a formal announcement. This is a bog-standard presser.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
I have to strip a table and then finish these questions for an editing client, why is this meaningless fluffer event delayed.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
He's got the Juice* *stagnant water found in a shallow pothole beside a gas station
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Okay CNN is waiting on him to show up. Apparently he's scheduled a "major prime time announcement" at 2PM on a Monday to declare a new steel plant will be built.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Even C-Span is carrying the usual books and award shows. This shit is supposed to start now, right?
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Starts in five freakin' minutes and I can't find anyone carrying it. Including whitehouse.gov which is now pretty much entirely Trumpaganda.
Screenshot of the Whitehouse.gov page which has nothing but Trumpaganda
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Starts in an hour! Also-also-ALSO...new Trump nickname is floating about: Pervert Hoover
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
A bumblebee with her pollen fat pants on, blorping about in the dahlias. #garden #gardening #BloomSky
The dahlia is red with a yellow center!
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Nope, just emails and news! ❤️❤️❤️
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Some days it feels like I'm about to lose my shit in a truly breathtaking way.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
I hate how I know what this means/want to see the amazing shelves
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Also summarized.
Me: GIRL MY COUNTRY IS SO FUCKING STUPID

Ale: Yes, I know.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
The cognitive dissonance from all of this makes me feel like a little kid in a football helmet who just keeps running headfirst into a wall.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMIC: Unnecessary Pedant!
TEXT: Look out, evil-doers! There’s a new superhero in town! UNNECESSARY PEDANT!

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, looks askance at ARTHUR, a yellow duck, wearing a black eye mask and black cape.
ARTHUR: CITIZEN! I noticed you used “Their” instead of “There” in your e-mail.
GRAMP: Oh, yeah, I noticed that typo JUST as I was hitting “send”…

PANEL 2: ARTHUR points his wing at a defensive GRAMP.
ARTHUR: “Their” is a possessive pronoun, you see.
GRAMP: No, I KNOW: it was just a typo.

PANEL 3: ARTHUR continues, making GRAMP angrier.
ARTHUR: Whereas you shoud’ve used “there” to indicate a place.
GRAMP: I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IT WAS JUST A TYPO

PANEL 4: ARTHUR leaps in the air, showing off his red t-shirt with a “U P” under his cape. GRAMP, now super angry, holds his hands up to his mouth yelling after ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: Anyway, I can see that my correction has done a great service, here! Unnecessary Pedant, AWAY!
GRAMP: NO ONE WANTS THIS

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
We know what it means even though we don't know what it means! It's internet language and we're all scatterbrained freaks.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I'm still in the twitter habit of saying "mute thread." This is what I mean.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
POTUS' schedule has been updated for "The President makes an announcement" so this is official. Please mute this thread as I'll be posting the nonsense here starting at 2PM EST. Also-also worth noting that there's nothing on his schedule after the announcement. Maybe *he* thinks it will happen?
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VLDL Ben's Hopeful Anticipation
ALT: VLDL Ben's Hopeful Anticipation
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/09/2026
It's Monday at SIDEQUESTED and Our Lad™ is Ladding© again! But this time it's for good and disgusting reasons. sidequested.com #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #GraphicNovel #ew
Leo, brave doofus, says "If I had a sword, I could fight our way out." In the background, Charlie and Peony hold each other tight.
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