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Kevin

@kbr1-1.bsky.social
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Reg GOP. Didn't vote for DJT. Won't vote for any election denier. Nebr farmer. Think Liz & Adam are heroes.

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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I took one of those cognitive tests last week. The doctor showed me pictures of an elephant, a giraffe, a shark, and President Trump. He then asked me to identify the pedophile. I aced it.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The President's response was very helpful. For those people wondering if he is a heartless piece of shit totally devoid of empathy, well, now they have their answer.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I don't feel a bit sorry for Prince Andrew. He has a history of sexual assault and on top of that he was bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. Oh wait, I was thinking of somebody else. Never mind.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
OK, Let's say 77 million Americans got together to make (let's call it) Presidential soup. They insisted on using stupidity as a base. Add some fraud, grift, infidelity, disrespect, lying and narcissism. Finally throw in a dash (Actually three dashes) of racism and voila you've got a president.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My friend and his wife decided to splurge because their anniversary was yesterday. They both had one piece of chicken and 2 ( that's right 2) pieces of broccoli and a corn tortilla. I continue to be impressed by Brooke Rollins. Her intellect reminds me of MarkWayne Mullen and Tommy Tuberville.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Everyone stop bitching. I love these military operations. And I love it when they give them names like Operation Midnight Hammer. I think we need to continue taking out evil dictators. I suggest the next operation be called Operation Orange Face.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
For those of you who are questioning the effectiveness of Brooke Rollins as the Ag Secretary, as a Nebraska farmer, let me assure you that she is just as effective as RFK Jr. is in eradicating measles.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
CDS !!!
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Starting when???????
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The USS Grifter has a ring to it.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
We can all be thankful for President Trump's leadership. He is the only world leader willing to tackle the topic of his wife's underwear. I don't care about the price of groceries or how many people are getting killed in Ukraine. What worries me is how the first lady takes care of her underwear.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If Trump works for Putin, and Bari Weiss works for Trump, does that mean that Bari Weiss works for Putin?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I have to admit that of all the presidents who have sexually assaulted a woman in a dressing room, Donald Trump is the best speaker.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
As a Nebraska farmer I'm getting ready for the next season. I have no idea what seed, fertilizer, chemical, or fuel I will use. People are saying I'm the best farmer that ever existed. I definitely am. I have no idea what I'm doing but I have concepts of a plan. If I fail, I will just lie about it.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If they want him, they can have him.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
In her defense, Corey & Kristi needed some long overdue alone time.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I guess if enough kids die, there will be enough pencils to go around. Maybe not 37 for each survivor, but more than 2.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
See if you know the names for these groups. Whales Owls Penguins Crows Ass Kissing Liars Correct Answers Pod Parliament Colony Murder Cabinet
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
They needed the MRI to examine his penis. No, wait, never mind. That was the magnifying glass.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
They are a big part of why I'm drinking more.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Well, it must be OK then. She would never lie to us.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Don't get me wrong-I love animals, but I long for the days when all she did was shoot dogs & goats.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Hey Donnie. Ever screw a goat? Nope. But I banged a porn star. How much did that cost? $130,000 Allah be praised! Goats much cheaper. Was Melania expensive? Nope. Got her from Epstein. Paid Used Price.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My MAGA neighbor was trying to watch a game when his wife started asking questions about remodeling their kitchen. Inspired by DJT, he yelled, "Quiet! Quiet, piggy!" He finished watching the game in the waiting room & the doctor said his stitches will dissolve in about a week.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
But his numbers have never been higher.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
My sister & her husband knew they were having a girl. I asked if they had a name picked out. Sis said they both loved the name "Megan". She saw my brow furl & said, "OK, what?" I responded, "Uh, Megyn Kelly, Meghan McCain." She gave birth yesterday to a beautiful, healthy girl named Michelle.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Oh, but there's a big difference between you & an 8 year old. Just ask the premier journalist of our time, Megyn Kelly.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I will vote for anyone who gets the Haitians to stop eating our pets, and can tell us what a magnet is.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Melania deserves credit for speaking 5 languages- Golddiggerese, Whorese, & if you've ever seen her react to Donnie, you know she speaks Donotfuckingtouchmeese, as well as Dieyouoldfuckerese. If you're generous, you can add English to the list, & that makes 5.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I totally disagree with your reaction, Patton. It should be head first.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
2 questions I would ask K.L. Did the president get more pleasure from assaulting young girls or from assaulting a woman in a dressing room? Does the president get an erection when he hears a weather forecaster say the word "stormy" ?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Today's Presidential Quiz 3 are true. 3 are false. See how many you get correct. 1. Trump has brought all prices down. 2. Trump assaulted young girls. 3. Trump is respected worldwide. 4. Marital fidelity is important to him. 5. Trump assaulted young girls. 6. Trump assaulted young girls.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Stop saying stupid stuff, Aaron. You know he can't read.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Great look, Hannah.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A farmer friend (big guy, strong guy) came to me, tears in his eyes & said, "Sir, my inputs are all up, tariffs ruined the prices I get, & Argentine beef is coming. But I can't contain my joy. We now have what we have all dreamed for, a new bathroom off of the Lincoln Bedroom. To Don be the glory."
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Where the 14 year old girls in a private room?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
How can we decide if they erred without knowing the skin color of the man who was shot?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Can you imagine the eyes if this dumbass had a kid with Kristen Welcker?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Maybe he ran out of beer & is lashing out.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Good ole Brooke. She & her cult leader shit all over our farmers & then try to say that the govt is helping with their fertilizer programs.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
England "got rid" of a Pedo prince. Any chance we can get rid of our Pedo "king"?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
So England got rid of their Pedo prince. Any chance we can do that with our Pedo "king"?
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
That's our president, giving aid & comfort to American youth.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Here it is Wednesday & my wife was all over me to show her my Halloween costume. I put on a red hat & told her I was going as a MAGA member. She insisted I couldn't convince people of that by just wearing a red hat. So tomorrow morning, I'm scheduled for a lobotomy.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
And as soon as I tell our cult leader who those 3-4 people are, oh boy, are they gonna be in trouble.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I don't know anything about anything, & until the president tells me what to say, I will not be able to comment.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The word "johnson" is sometimes used as a slang for "dick". So let me just say, I think Mikey is a real johnson.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Maybe all that plastic is starting to harden.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Pete, It doesn't matter if premiums go up. If they can't afford it, they can go without insurance. The important thing is that millionaires & billionaires keep their taxes as low as possible.
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Kevin @kbr1-1.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Where is the Go Fund Me for poor Scott?
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